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So last night...

I passed up a chance to have sex with a midget...

I mean she wasn't like a midget midget, but this girl was... 4 ft at best, I'm 6'3"... She totally was all over my dick, invited me to her place (this chick is like 30 too), and I just looked at her and decided it'd be too weird. It'd be like sleeping with a kid or something. So I declined. She was a good looking one tho... ehh, discuss?

if she was wearing a gorilla mask, would it have affected your decision?

I tried to get all hot reading this story, but I just couldn't.

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Originally posted by l�cid if she was wearing a gorilla mask, would it have affected your decision?

maybe if she was to give it up anal-style quick

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Originally posted by l�cid if she was wearing a gorilla mask, would it have affected your decision?

no, her face was the only thing bordering me on the decision. she was pretty. the body tho, god it was just too weird, I mean I've dated short chicks before, but it felt weird with that small of a body you know?

I don't wanna be in bed with her and without lifting my shoulder off the mattress reach over and run my hand from the top of her head to her ankles...

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Originally posted by trunks1022 maybe if she was to give it up anal-style quick

actually that reminds me, she was all about anal. cuz my friend was talking to her first and i just came up to them and go "yo, i hear this chick is ALL ABOUT anal" - just pulling it out of my ass (pun intended)

but she wigs out "who told you, was it neil (the DJ I was talking to him before I came over)" we just start laughing and she's like "i just sold myself out didn't I" ha ha ha

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Originally posted by Aristronica I don't wanna be in bed with her and without lifting my shoulder off the mattress reach over and run my hand from the top of her head to her ankles...

Honestly, I would have given it some serious thought... if she was cute and all, I might have gone through with it just to see what it was like - Im all about experiencing different things.

Why the fuck do people want to share information like this?

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Why the fuck do people want to share information like this?

to piss you off of course.

sharing is caring

so what's the vote, yay or nay?

anyone else done it with a chick 2 ft shorter than them?

have you read tucker max?

I'm 6'1", and I've been with women relatively shorter, but not a full 2'. I'm pretty sure that it all works about the same. Might be a slight problem with logistics, etc., but the mechanics are the same.

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Originally posted by Ivand have you read tucker max?

link it.

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Originally posted by Aristronica link it.

http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/e...tory.phtml#2380

Re: So last night...

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Originally posted by Aristronica I passed up a chance to have sex with a midget... I mean she wasn't like a midget midget, but this girl was... 4 ft at best, I'm 6'3"... She totally was all over my dick, invited me to her place (this chick is like 30 too), and I just looked at her and decided it'd be too weird. It'd be like sleeping with a kid or something. So I declined. She was a good looking one tho... ehh, discuss?

hahhaha, fuckin zoophile

if you want to fucking something that small, at least let it be a short human. not a midget LOLOLOLOL

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit hahhaha, fuckin zoophile if you want to fucking something that small, at least let it be a short human. not a midget LOLOLOLOL

and you were going to joke about me being intelligent? LOLOLOLOLOL

Since when is a midget an animal? "LOLOLOLOL"

how do you pass this up? an opportunity is an opportunity no matter how it manifests itself.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel how do you pass this up? an opportunity is an opportunity no matter how it manifests itself.

yeah, i can go to the jungle, find a monkey, bribe that nigga with fruits and bananas, and fuck it's ass... doesn't mean i should do it.

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Originally posted by Aristronica yeah, i can go to the jungle, find a monkey, bribe that nigga with fruits and bananas, and fuck it's ass...

*Furiously begins taking notes*

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Originally posted by Frenchie Since when is a midget an animal? "LOLOLOLOL"

aren't they like, monkeys?

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit aren't they like, monkeys?

Are you like, stupid?


1-Just because someone is short, doesn't make them a midget.
2-Midgets are people, not animals.
3-We all come from the monkey family, so if you want to play the monkey card, in reality you're a monkey too then.

STFU and don't pick on short people.


*s i g h*, if only I were taller.

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Originally posted by Frenchie Are you like, stupid? 1-Just because someone is short, doesn't make them a midget. 2-Midgets are people, not animals. 3-We all come from the monkey family, so if you want to play the monkey card, in reality you're a monkey too then. STFU and don't pick on short people. *s i g h*, if only I were taller.

1. short /= midget. i know, all the girls i've been with have been pretty short
2. oh
3. wrong, i'm catholic

but, in the event i was born a monkey, i would still only promote same-species relationships

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