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Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Feb-05-2007 00:35:

Farts, a serious subject

Question 1. Who here denies the existence of the fart?

Question 2. Who stores their fart in jars and labels them with the date. If so, do you have a vintage 1985 September release fart?

Question 3. Who has the 'curse of the fart', where everytime you do a fart a person happens to come up to you and smells your fart then leaves again?

Question 4. I want to do a competition... The person who holds in a fart the longest is the winner! You have to hold it in no less than 4 days. Who's in?

Question 5. Is the secret to Brain transplants hidden within the space-time fabric of the fart? How many farts will it take to swap my brain with yours and will a brain that has been put in a jar with fart gas begin dreaming about farts?

Question 6. fart? fart fart.

Question 7. If humans have been evolving for millions of years, then just think of all that historically wasted methane!! If only fart bags were connected to our anuses, then we'd have a energy resource that could send rockets to the moon and able flying cars to smell bad. Ever tried to suck a fart out of an arse? If so, why?

Posted by Silky Johnson on Feb-05-2007 00:38:

Lets get married. I want to be the mother of your fartlings.

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Feb-05-2007 00:44:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Lets get married. I want to be the mother of your fartlings.

i always wanted fart babies! They will be so cute. Id buy them little baby fart hats, teach them how to swim at the pool and take them for walks in the pram and show then to elderly people at the supermarket.

Lets start breeding farts now Jenny, and build a fart army!! Me, you and our anuses we will be able to take over the world!

Posted by Silky Johnson on Feb-05-2007 00:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
i always wanted fart babies! They will be so cute. Id buy them little baby fart hats, teach them how to swim at the pool and take them for walks in the pram and show then to elderly people at the supermarket.

Lets start breeding farts now Jenny, and build a fart army!! Me, you and our anuses we will be able to take over the world!

I've got some egg farts brewing as we speak.

Awww, our little army of methane and love!

Posted by Echo of Silence on Feb-05-2007 00:47:

to both of you. Take your farts, your fart love, and your fart babies to pm, please.

Posted by Echo of Silence on Feb-05-2007 00:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Echo of Silence
to both of you. Take your farts, your fart love, and your fart babies to pm, please.

oh hush!

Posted by Silky Johnson on Feb-05-2007 00:53:

^^^

LOL!!

Posted by Frenchie on Feb-05-2007 00:55:

You just told yourself to hush!

lol!

No farts thanks..

Posted by Allied Nations on Feb-05-2007 00:57:

*walks in thread, farts, leaves thread*

Posted by Lomeli on Feb-05-2007 01:02:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
I've got some egg farts brewing as we speak.

Oh god. Those are the worst.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Feb-05-2007 01:04:

Running farts are the best. Or shall I say, farting while running? I love how they come out in little toot toot toot toot toot toot toots! Teeheehee!!

Posted by Frenchie on Feb-05-2007 01:05:

slow ones, fast ones, smell ones, loud ones, SBD ( silent but deadly ), pussy farts, wet ones, ons you have to force out...

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Feb-05-2007 01:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Echo of Silence
to both of you. Take your farts, your fart love, and your fart babies to pm, please.

it's ok Echos, I've got lots of fart love to share with everybody!!

I know what 'echo of Silence' means as well, and it is fart related.

silent but violent

Posted by Walouf on Feb-05-2007 01:25:

Bathtub bubble fart appreciation plz

Posted by Spirit5 on Feb-05-2007 01:35:

This thread stinks...

Posted by Frenchie on Feb-05-2007 01:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Spirit5
This thread stinks...

lol

Posted by DarkAngel on Feb-05-2007 02:10:

Oh God.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Feb-05-2007 02:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_

I know what 'echo of Silence' means as well, and it is fart related.

silent but violent

LOL!!

Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Feb-05-2007 03:52:

Dutch oven > all farts...
once cooked, it's all good!

Posted by CONNERMAN2000 on Feb-05-2007 06:56:

so tell me a good shart story...where did it happen and what happened as a result?

Posted by Amduscias on Feb-05-2007 16:25:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Running farts are the best. Or shall I say, farting while running? I love how they come out in little toot toot toot toot toot toot toots! Teeheehee!!
they give you a little boost of speed

Posted by grooviebeats on Feb-05-2007 19:42:

mom always says.. why fart and waste it when you and burp and taste it

Posted by EXTREMUM on Feb-05-2007 19:48:

I approve farting, with proper consideration to the victims.

Posted by grooviebeats on Feb-05-2007 19:52:

dutch oven = win (warning you might win but you might not get sex use caution when doing this stunt.)

Posted by Silky Johnson on Feb-06-2007 01:33:

www.fartifacts.com

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