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Which Alf is best ?

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option 1 - Alf Stewart



option 2 - Alf alien thingy



option 3 - Alf-Inge Haaland (Roy Keane's Mate)

Just because you used that pic again, Alf Stewart gets my vote

Tough call between Stewart and Alf the alien. Ultimately I went with Stewart because even though I don't know who he is, he looks like Adam West at a quick glance.

ALF the alien gets my vote.

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Originally posted by idoru Tough call between Stewart and Alf the alien. Ultimately I went with Stewart because even though I don't know who he is, he looks like Adam West at a quick glance.

He's out of a shitty Australian G-rated soap called Home and Away. It's fucking hilarious, in a really sad way.

The Alien is the only Alf I know

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Originally posted by Sushipunk He's out of a shitty Australian G-rated soap called Home and Away. It's fucking hilarious, in a really sad way.

I was suprised that people watch it, overseas peoples, same kind of losers that watch Neighbours...

Alf the Alien, he seems the least obnoxious

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Originally posted by Lilith I was suprised that people watch it, overseas peoples, same kind of losers that watch Neighbours... Alf the Alien, he seems the least obnoxious

lol. both are still shown in the uk, but i stopped watching home & away when they switched channel here & didn't show it for 2 yrs on the new one & it was like blah. aussie soap women ftw



yum

but still. Alf's a legend for his lines.

Strewth & "you flamin gallah"

Alien life form ftw

The poor norwegian player.

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Originally posted by DarkAngel ALF the alien gets my vote.

Duhh!

i voted for Haaland, because of his fall.

LOL Alf Stewart!!!1

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Originally posted by Ian but still. Alf's a legend for his lines. Strewth & "you flamin gallah"

But what the hell does that mean?

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Originally posted by DarkAngel But what the hell does that mean?

Lol.

1. Strewth is like an exclamation of surprise. "Strewth, watch out!" Very very few Australians under the age of 40 would actually use it anymore, and those that do are most likely degenerate fuckwits.

2. A gallah is actually a native Australian bird:



How the fuck it managed to turn into some kind of insult is completely beyond me. The 'flamin' is used in order to accentuate one's...gallah-ness. Again, nobody with any self respect actually talks like this. Most people would, instead, say 'you fucking idiot.'

That concludes today's lesson of Australian Slang 101. Tomorrow we will cover Ocka, Bevans, and Fosters

dont forget A.L.F

the Animal Liberation Front



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_Liberation_Front

im going with the lovable alien. used to have the alf doll that talked when i was a kid. that thing was cool!

whats an alf stewart?

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Originally posted by Sushipunk That concludes today's lesson of Australian Slang 101. Tomorrow we will cover Ocka, Bevans, and Fosters

You aren't supposed to tell them what it means! You're supposed to feed them another line of BS so they're even more confused or sound twice as dumb when they repeat it!

ie: from Urban Dictionary-
gallah

The gay version of Allah

SHUT UP OR GALLAH WILL SODOMIZE YOU!!!

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Originally posted by Lilith You aren't supposed to tell them what it means! You're supposed to feed them another line of BS so they're even more confused or sound twice as dumb when they repeat it! ie: from Urban Dictionary- gallah The gay version of Allah SHUT UP OR GALLAH WILL SODOMIZE YOU!!!

LMAO, I actually typed Gallah into Google because I wasn't sure of the spelling, and I saw that snippet come up

Seriously though, I can't wait to see the confusion if/when someone tries to explain Bevans. It seems every state has a regional dialect of Bevan-ness as well

Edit: How many times have you changed your avatar in the last couple of days

Bevens, the Qld equivalent of NSW- Bogans which are in turn ACT equivalent of Booners... I don't know what they call them in other states except that for the fact they're basically people you don't want anything to do with.
Peasants in any other language (ed- that's probably offensive to peasants as they actually work every now and then)

I've been working all weekend going through sales reports, occasionally I get bored and and irritated so I play in photoshop or end up here bored and irritating people instead. If I find something I like I hack it up into an icon

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Originally posted by Lilith Bevens, the Qld equivalent of NSW- Bogans which are in turn ACT equivalent of Booners... I don't know what they call them in other states except that for the fact they're basically people you don't want anything to do with. Peasants in any other language (ed- that's probably offensive to peasants as they actually work every now and then)

So Lilith, may ask what exactly a 'Westie' is? I assume us QLD'ers have our own terminology

here's me thinking michael bevan & tim boon

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Originally posted by bigjimslade002 dont forget A.L.F the Animal Liberation Front http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_Liberation_Front im going with the lovable alien. used to have the alf doll that talked when i was a kid. that thing was cool!

dude thanks for that, those guys rule.

but alf ate cats.
but alf frees cats.

paradox.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk So Lilith, may ask what exactly a 'Westie' is? I assume us QLD'ers have our own terminology

Westies are people from the western suburbs of Sydney like Blacktown, Parramatta, Penrith etc, which where populated mostly by people in lower-working class or dole-bludger class. They're basically bogans, they're also more or less extinct as their habitats have been marginalised by rich folk fleeing the inner city and buying up the property and their culture being eaten away by the next generations 'Homies' (Homeboys/Homegirls) which replaced their music with american rap, R&B and their clothing from the flannelette shirts and jeans with name brand tracksuits.
Come to think of it, I don't really remember the archetypical westie or seen any running around in their ugg boots/thongs, black heavy metal tshirt, mullet haircuts and flanno.
Then again, I never really had anything to do much with anyone out in the western suburbs... that and I'm an imported, they don't like us much and there's only so many pom jokes I'll put up with.

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Originally posted by Lilith Westies are people from the western suburbs of Sydney like Blacktown, Parramatta, Penrith etc, which where populated mostly by people in lower-working class or dole-bludger class. They're basically bogans, they're also more or less extinct as their habitats have been marginalised by rich folk fleeing the inner city and buying up the property and their culture being eaten away by the next generations 'Homies' (Homeboys/Homegirls) which replaced their music with american rap, R&B and their clothing from the flannelette shirts and jeans with name brand tracksuits. Come to think of it, I don't really remember the archetypical westie or seen any running around in their ugg boots/thongs, black heavy metal tshirt, mullet haircuts and flanno. Then again, I never really had anything to do much with anyone out in the western suburbs... that and I'm an imported, they don't like us much and there's only so many pom jokes I'll put up with.

why aren't you at the SCG, streaking so we can see you!

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