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Posted by tubularbills on Feb-14-2007 01:44:

High Society

So i'm back from my trip in chicago. and i'm going through all my mail, and i notice there's a magazine in a sealed gray envelope.

the name on the envelope is not mine, and the address is not either. however, the address is soo completely wrong, it doesn't make any sense. how it ended up in my mailbox, i have no clue. like the address doesn't even exist.

so i'm looking at it, and stamped on the side is "High Society" and i'm thinking, "well...someone's all high and mighty w/ themselves".

so i'm like, fuck it, and opened it, because i was curious as to what this magazine was about. and low and behold....

it's pr0no!! i felt sooooo stupid, and i started giggling and laughing so hard, because it's not like your normal playboy or penthouse, it's a little more....detailed (and involves a lot more than just women...sitting there....)

**awkward**

Posted by medinaM5 on Feb-14-2007 01:45:

time for some fapularbills

Posted by KilldaDJ on Feb-14-2007 01:48:

hardcore pr0ns?

Posted by mezzir on Feb-14-2007 01:50:

picture of w/e 'details' you're alluding to or stfu

Posted by Rinster on Feb-14-2007 01:51:

i guess that made your day..

Posted by Frenchie on Feb-14-2007 01:52:

Awww!

Now some lawyer who is thinking of cheating on his wife and needs fap material while he's at work won't have any.

Posted by tubularbills on Feb-14-2007 02:06:

lol@fapularbills

Posted by Yan on Feb-14-2007 02:07:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_S..._%28magazine%29

On a side note, people still pay for porn?

Posted by mezzir on Feb-14-2007 02:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Society_(magazine)

On a side note, people still pay for porn?

lol failure

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_S..._%28magazine%29

Posted by tubularbills on Feb-14-2007 02:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Society_(magazine)

On a side note, people still pay for porn?

apparently so.

sucks to be Scott Thomas. lol

Posted by Yan on Feb-14-2007 02:11:

quote:
Originally posted by mezzir
lol failure

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_S..._%28magazine%29

Oops.

I lost. :/

Posted by tubularbills on Feb-14-2007 02:12:

ok, so how awkward would this have been....

if i tried to find who this guy was...like if the street address did exist...

i mean, how would you feel, if you got a knock on your door and it was some dumbass saying, "HI! your magazine accidentally got mailed to me, not you!"

and you *knew* what that mag was...but the person delivering it didn't...

or the other way around....delivering it to him...and it's like some dirty old fat man wearing nothing but briefs or something awkward like that.

ugh.

Posted by Yan on Feb-14-2007 03:22:

Posted by mezzir on Feb-14-2007 03:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
Imagine delivering it to him only to find that it was smokeape.

imagine delivering it only to find its some hot sorority chick who wanted a copy because she was the covergirl

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Feb-14-2007 03:25:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
ok, so how awkward would this have been....

if i tried to find who this guy was...like if the street address did exist...

i mean, how would you feel, if you got a knock on your door and it was some dumbass saying, "HI! your magazine accidentally got mailed to me, not you!"

and you *knew* what that mag was...but the person delivering it didn't...

or the other way around....delivering it to him...and it's like some dirty old fat man wearing nothing but briefs or something awkward like that.

ugh.

I probably wouldn't give a fuck. Id grab the magazine from you & inspect to make sure you haven't stained it already, then id pull out my doodle and just start fapping, because hell if you already know I got porn, then you'd know that I masturbate to it; but thats not all, Id then start running up & down the street with my doodle in hand yelling "IM A MEMBER OF HIGH SOCIETY, I MUST MASTERBATE TO WOMEN THAT DO A LOT MORE THAN JUST ...SITTING THERE". Hopefully all my neighboors will come outside to see what all the noise is about. This is when I'd do my big finale: A truck would roll up and dump a hundred thousand dildos onto the street. "WEEEEE" I'd yell "LETS GO FOR A SWIM IN THE DILDO POOL", then proceed to dive into the dildos & do backstroke.

Posted by Yan on Feb-14-2007 03:27:

quote:
Originally posted by mezzir

imagine delivering it only to find its some hot sorority chick who wanted a copy because she was the covergirl

Imagine delivering it only to find it was wwu.punisher's residence. SURPRISE!

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Feb-14-2007 03:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
Imagine delivering it only to find it was wwu.punisher's residence. SURPRISE!

Imagine delivering it only to find it was your grandmothers residence.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Feb-14-2007 03:43:

OMG you didn't know High Society was porn??? I knew that before I even opened the thread! Shame on you. *wags finger*

Posted by Boomer187 on Feb-14-2007 03:44:

Imagine delivering it and you end up at your house

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Feb-14-2007 03:56:

Imagine delivering it and you end up at the presidents house

Posted by Boomer187 on Feb-14-2007 03:57:

Imagine delivering it and you end up at a presbyterian church.

Posted by tubularbills on Feb-14-2007 03:57:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
OMG you didn't know High Society was porn??? I knew that before I even opened the thread! Shame on you. *wags finger*

lol, i know i know.

Posted by ballmouse on Feb-14-2007 04:45:

I thought this was about drugs.

Posted by kadomony on Feb-14-2007 04:58:

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Posted by Shooting Star 4 on Feb-14-2007 05:00:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
OMG you didn't know High Society was porn??? I knew that before I even opened the thread! Shame on you. *wags finger*

The title was the only I opened this thread.