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only good thing abt Valentines day is

condoms are half off...


only problem is so is the expiry date

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy condoms are half off... only problem is so is the expiry date

if you're letting them sit long enough that you have to worry about expiry dates, you're doing something wrong


that said, i may run into that problem cause my woman just got sick and had some antibiotics plus other random shit such as forgetting what week it is may have messed up her birth control, so i think i need to buy some...and i can't find the kind im' looking for in anything less than a 24 pack

they need to let you try a sample first, i don't wanna commit that much just yet

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Originally posted by mezzir if you're letting them sit long enough that you have to worry about expiry dates, you're doing something wrong that said, i may run into that problem cause my woman just got sick and had some antibiotics plus other random shit such as forgetting what week it is may have messed up her birth control, so i think i need to buy some...and i can't find the kind im' looking for in anything less than a 24 pack they need to let you try a sample first, i don't wanna commit that much just yet

i dont even use condoms i use the old pull out and bust on her forehead method of contraception. effective and fun for the whole family

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy i dont even use condoms i use the old pull out and bust on her forehead method of contraception. effective and fun for the whole family

the temp way

so you're worried about having a condom in your wallet and that it expires next time you shag a girl in say ... 3 years?

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Originally posted by jdat so you're worried about having a condom in your wallet and that it expires next time you shag a girl in say ... 3 years?

no all i said is condoms are on sale today but beware cause theyre expired. listen i fuck hot bitches u play with dildos ta's sent you

whats a condom?
i have a festive penis..its red like the box of chocolates i bought.

Alright stop talking about your diseased cock, Jay. Pics or stfu.

if a mod allows it i'll do it...most of you have already seen it anyway.I rant about it on here because irl its a dirty secret.
You guys are like that pen pal i have in africa that sally struthers charges me 15$ a month to talk to.I'll try and stop...still havent fapped.

Lucid may i post a pic for educational purposes?

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak if a mod allows it i'll do it...most of you have already seen it anyway.I rant about it on here because irl its a dirty secret. You guys are like that pen pal i have in africa that sally struthers charges me 15$ a month to talk to.I'll try and stop...still havent fapped. Lucid may i post a pic for educational purposes?

You should post a link to a link that has it. Therefore, you are not posting a link to something NSFW.

well because of ragadast, alot of ta's prolly have the pics.
it wasn't festive then.
ask around
if you saw it you would think it was beautiful...good things come in small packages

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak well because of ragadast, alot of ta's prolly have the pics. it wasn't festive then. ask around if you saw it you would think it was beautiful...good things come in small packages

Nah, I saw your pen0r. But it had a mouth wrapped around it for the most part... we didn't get to see the diseased version.

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Originally posted by Theresa Nah, I saw your pen0r. But it had a mouth wrapped around it for the most part... we didn't get to see the diseased version.

lol yeah exactly

although i gotta admit i was wondering why t wanted to see a infected mushroom

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Originally posted by mezzir lol yeah exactly although i gotta admit i was wondering why t wanted to see a infected mushroom

I've never seen one before. I WANNA SEE DAMNIT!!!

Then I know what kind of pen0rs to avoid.. so I wont get tricked with the classic "don't worry baby, I just masturbated a little too much".

it actually isn't that bad.You really have to look to see.In a month it will be as good as new.You take a shot in the balls and in the ass.fun fun fun.Happy VD(Valentines Day)

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy no all i said is condoms are on sale today but beware cause theyre expired. listen i fuck hot bitches u play with dildos ta's sent you

you have me confused with someone else there sir

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak it actually isn't that bad.You really have to look to see.In a month it will be as good as new.You take a shot in the balls and in the ass.fun fun fun.Happy VD(Valentines Day)

Alright Jay, everyone knows your balls are the most rotten balls of all.

No need to brag.

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Originally posted by RJT Alright Jay, everyone knows your balls are the most rotten balls of all. No need to brag.

wtf...did you just reply to the wrong thread?
i was just checking on slylee's pineapple thread and i could've SWORN you had like the 2nd to last post and it said exactly that^

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Originally posted by mezzir wtf...did you just reply to the wrong thread? i was just checking on slylee's pineapple thread and i could've SWORN you had like the 2nd to last post and it said exactly that^

Best chalk this one up to a glitch in the Matrix

Believe me im not bragging...these rotten balls need a kitty to bat them around soon or else im going to be forced to see if warm apple pie really is similar.

Can you get high from the mushrooms on your foreskin?

Why would you want to see an infected jay penis? when im sure there are tons of sites that could show you the same thing from others who didnt slap a wrap on the one eyed frank.

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Originally posted by Clovis Can you get high from the mushrooms on your foreskin?

i dunno...if i had 1 less rib i might be able to find out.

and rod his name is pele, not frank

I imagine it looks not too dissimilar from a cartoon charicture of a penis with a frown that is vomiting puss.



You've seen one rotten dick, you've seen them all.

Thank you very much, 8th grade health class.

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