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Posted by itsamemario on Feb-15-2007 12:53:

haha funny punchline

i enjoyed reading this joke i recieved in my inbox today..

quote:
A few years back, in a small Texas town, the local madam also operated the local telephone service. When the police finally arrested her, they found her book of "talent." Each police officer was then assigned to investigate some "girls" from her book. After a week, the Chief summoned each cop to report his findings. "Detective Smith, what did you learn about the hookers on your list?" Smith said, "Chief, I'm sorry, but I need to disqualify myself. One of the women I interviewed is eighty-four years old and so charming that I have fallen in love with her." "Dammit, boy!" shouted the Chief. "I'm surprised at you. You've been a cop for 25 years and here you go, falling for the oldest trick in the book!"

Posted by noikeee on Feb-15-2007 12:55:

4/10

sorry.

Posted by Yan on Feb-15-2007 13:02:

Posted by Trance Nutter on Feb-15-2007 13:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan

Funnier than the joke

Posted by Yan on Feb-15-2007 13:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Trance Nutter
Funnier than the joke

And mine was meant to be a serious statement.

Posted by Omega_Blue on Feb-15-2007 13:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan

this made the thread worthwhile

Posted by Ivand on Feb-15-2007 13:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan

that makes this thread worthy of clicking

Posted by aquila on Feb-15-2007 13:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan

This makes the thread worth living for.

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Feb-15-2007 13:38:

This thread is shit.

Posted by Yan on Feb-15-2007 13:39:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
This thread is shit.

Happy Belated Valentine's Day.

Posted by bas on Feb-15-2007 14:51:

*waits for punchline*

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Feb-15-2007 15:39:

i don't get it

Posted by Omega_M on Feb-15-2007 15:47:

quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
i don't get it

That is understandable.

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Feb-15-2007 15:56:

madam is a pimp?
but who was playing the joke? the chief or was the madam having a casting call?

Posted by Sunsnail on Feb-15-2007 21:17:

Re: haha funny punchline

quote:
Originally posted by dj_alfi
i enjoyed reading this joke i recieved in my inbox today..

Posted by itsamemario on Feb-15-2007 22:13:

Re: Re: haha funny punchline

quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail

ok, the joke was less funny now that i havent any cough syrup in my system.. my dr gave me some cough medicine called Cosylan.. It has morphine in it

Posted by Boomer187 on Feb-15-2007 22:24:

Re: haha funny punchline

quote:
Originally posted by dj_alfi
i enjoyed reading this joke i recieved in my inbox today..

thats a funny punchline!

Posted by idoru on Feb-15-2007 22:37:

quote:
Originally posted by paranoik0
2/10

sorry.

Fixed.

Posted by itsamemario on Feb-16-2007 00:19:

haha f�kk dere lol

Posted by Frenchie on Feb-16-2007 00:44:

Rule #1: When posting a joke, make sure that it is funny.
Rule #2 : Don't make threads.

quote:
Originally posted by paranoik0
-1/10

fixededed

Posted by Yan on Feb-16-2007 00:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
Rule #1: When posting a joke, make sure that it is funny.
Rule #2 : Don't make threads.

fixededed

/thread

Posted by Sunsnail on Feb-16-2007 00:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
/thread

fixed!

edit: you cant edit in my fix!

Posted by all-nite-freak on Feb-16-2007 00:53:

So this trucker stops at a brothel for some num num on one of his rides.He asks the madame for a girl and she replies she is all out.She does however tell him he can have something special from her as long as he is blindfolded.She is nasty but hes in a rush so agrees.They go into a back room, he slips on a blindfold and pulls out his pud.He hears a pop sound and then feels the hottest sexiest sensation ever on his jimmy.Just before he blasts his load he takes a peek from his blindfold to discover he has been fucking her in the socket that previously held a glass eye.He cums in her socket like a madman satisfied at the best sex he has ever had.Before leaving he asks her if he could have this "treatment" again next time he passes through.The madame rplies,"Sure, I'll keep an eye out for you"

Posted by Yan on Feb-16-2007 00:54:

quote:
Originally posted by all-nite-freak
So this trucker stops at a brothel for some num num on one of his rides.He asks the madame for a girl and she replies she is all out.She does however tell him he can have something special from her as long as he is blindfolded.She is nasty but hes in a rush so agrees.They go into a back room, he slips on a blindfold and pulls out his pud.He hears a pop sound and then feels the hottest sexiest sensation ever on his jimmy.Just before he blasts his load he takes a peek from his blindfold to discover he has been fucking her in the socket that previously held a glass eye.He cums in her socket like a madman satisfied at the best sex he has ever had.Before leaving he asks her if he could have this "treatment" again next time he passes through.The madame rplies,"Sure, I'll keep an eye out for you"

::chuckle::

Posted by Sunsnail on Feb-16-2007 00:54:

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