if you were alone on an island... (sort of work safe)

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Posted by trunks1022 on Feb-22-2007 03:55:

if you were alone on an island... (sort of work safe)

Posted by Frenchie on Feb-22-2007 03:56:

I always wanted a pet mermaid.

Posted by tranceDJ on Feb-22-2007 03:57:

A...but only if mermaids have vaginas, even if it's a "mermaid vagina."

Posted by bas on Feb-22-2007 03:58:

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Feb-22-2007 03:59:

1 has only a mouth. the other has a vagina and a fish mouth

logic

Posted by kadomony on Feb-22-2007 04:00:

shit, i'd probably be so hungry i'd cook em both

Posted by Frenchie on Feb-22-2007 04:00:

You should be banned from having a sig.

Give me a mermaid.

Posted by tranceDJ on Feb-22-2007 04:01:

quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
1 has only a mouth. the other has a vagina and a fish mouth

logic

Would you stick your dick in a fish mouth? Never know, they may give good head...put I don't think it would be worth risking it, they got some sharp teeth.

Posted by AndreaCKY772 on Feb-22-2007 04:33:

the mermaid so i can send her to get fish for food or swim and get some help, lol.

Posted by wienerschnitzel on Feb-22-2007 04:35:

i'd take the mermaid top half human... she has to poop therefore she has a mouth and a p00per= p00per sex

Posted by the gamemaster on Feb-22-2007 04:45:

the mermaid. atleast she could give u a blow job and other priveleges and it would still be not disgusting.

i mean how can u fuck a fish with legs and not want to stab yourself in the process

Posted by RapidFire on Feb-22-2007 04:47:

top half. her mouth can substitute for the bottom

Posted by Caela on Feb-22-2007 04:54:

DEFINITELY the mermaid...other than obvious reasons, it gets lonely on an island...good to have someone to talk to

Posted by tibberino on Feb-22-2007 04:55:

Weel i wid hay tae have at layst half o dissen o walters ollicks.

Posted by bas on Feb-22-2007 04:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Caela
DEFINITELY the mermaid...other than obvious reasons, it gets lonely on an island...good to have someone to talk to

You mean you can't talk to fish? You are one pathetic loser!

Posted by EXTREMUM on Feb-22-2007 04:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Caela
DEFINITELY the mermaid...other than obvious reasons, it gets lonely on an island...good to have someone to talk to

So poetic, but very true. I'd eventually lose it, and filet the bitch for food if all I heard was "FWAP FWAP", alone on an uncharted island.

Posted by Caela on Feb-22-2007 04:58:

girl mouth > fish vag.

/thread.

Posted by Ygrene on Feb-22-2007 05:00:

Top-half human/bottom-half fish.

Now then, can you please go find Tom Hanks because A.) He loves mermaids and B.) I need him to build an island-escaping device out of a half-destroyed port-a-potty.

Posted by Project-K on Feb-22-2007 07:41:

I'd take the fish head with the human legs, that way I wouldn't feel as bad about cooking her.

Posted by Project-K on Feb-22-2007 07:41:

Plus we all know most of the meat is in the legs anyways.

Posted by Psy-T on Feb-22-2007 07:53:

Posted by RandomGirl on Feb-22-2007 08:20:

Human head, fish bottom.

I like to kiss.

Posted by Dj O'Callaghan on Feb-22-2007 08:27:

Even though she'll be able to nag I'll go for the mermaid.

Posted by Sushipunk on Feb-22-2007 08:37:

Lol, most of you assume that EITHER one of those weird looking 'beings' would actually be interested in shagging you or giving you head. You could well be stuck on that island with no chance of sexual gratification other than your hands. Just like real life

That said, I would say the fish-headed chick has a pretty good chance of removing one or both of those hands, so watch the fuck out.

Posted by the gamemaster on Feb-22-2007 08:44:

pfft all women want me. on a deserted island pfft give me break

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