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Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Feb-27-2007 18:46:

Armor of God pajamas

Now kids can wear the armor of God when they go to bed.


Posted by m o 0 g on Feb-27-2007 18:46:

LOL!


Posted by Marc Summers on Feb-27-2007 18:48:

Oh! oh!

Can that be used to kill muslims in the holy land?!


Posted by Omega_M on Feb-27-2007 18:49:

more like..God gave her a nice idea to make money.


Posted by Frenchie on Feb-27-2007 18:50:

Does it fight off the boogie man? If so I want some.


Posted by idoru on Feb-27-2007 18:51:

Oh sweet mother of christ.


Posted by Omega_M on Feb-27-2007 18:54:

And what happens if the child has a habit of wetting the bed ? He'd pee on the cross !! Blasphemy !!!

worse still if he shits.


Posted by XaNaX on Feb-27-2007 18:57:

Maybe they could make Armor of God underwear so they could carry this right on with them during the day.


Posted by grooviebeats on Feb-27-2007 18:57:



i wonder what is in this book


Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Feb-27-2007 19:01:

Perhaps you ought to order it and find out.


Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Feb-27-2007 19:01:

quote:
Originally posted by XaNaX
Maybe they could make Armor of God underwear so they could carry this right on with them during the day.

And Armor of God diapers for the babies?


Posted by grooviebeats on Feb-27-2007 19:02:

Pajama top with breastplate of righteousness and belt of truth hem.

Pajama pants with wings of peace to cover feet.

Helmet of salvation.

Shield of faith pillow.

Sword of the Spirit (New Testament).

Activity coloring book.





Posted by Omega_M on Feb-27-2007 19:07:

quote:
Originally posted by grooviebeats
Pajama top with breastplate of righteousness and belt of truth hem.

Pajama pants with wings of peace to cover feet.

Helmet of salvation.

Shield of faith pillow.

Sword of the Spirit (New Testament).

Activity coloring book.






you are going to heaven if you purchase the holy gear.


Posted by Frenchie on Feb-27-2007 19:07:

And to hell if you color outside the lines.


Posted by grooviebeats on Feb-27-2007 19:11:

quote:
How can I Become A Christian?

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A - Admit � B - Believe � C - Confess


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Admit
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Admit to God you have done wrong things.

1 John 1:9 - But if we confess (admit) our sins to Him, He is faithful and just to forgive us and to cleanse us from every wrong.

Romans 3:23 - for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God,


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Believe

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Romans 10:9-10 - For if you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is by believing in your heart that you are made right with God, and it is by confessing with your mouth that you are saved.

John 3:16 - �For God so loved the world that he gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish but have eternal life."


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Confess

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Through prayer tell Jesus you have done wrong and invite Him into your heart.

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Prayer

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Dear Lord Jesus,

I know I have done wrong and I need to say I am sorry. I believe You are the Son of God, He sent You to die for my sins and You rose from the grave on the third day. I want to turn away from doing wrong. I need Your forgiveness and ask You to come into my life and heart. I will trust and follow You as my Lord and Savior.
In Jesus� name I pray. Amen.





im so doing this right now


Posted by XaNaX on Feb-27-2007 19:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_M
you are going to heaven if you purchase the holy gear.


Maybe, but I think there is probably a special place in hell reserved for those people who commercialize and profit from the name and likeness of God, or Jesus, or whatever you might believe in.


Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Feb-27-2007 19:28:

The TRUE armour of God is the kind that protects us from ourselves while we sleep.



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