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Posted by Lazgti on Apr-03-2002 17:25:

Canadian Tourist!!!

Bob, a middle-aged Canadian tourist on his first time in Lincoln, Neb.,
locates the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks
him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain the client. They
sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on
his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away!

Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the
gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit,
and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "No!" and
walks quickly away!

The madam is surprised that this ordinary-looking man has asked for
something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with it.

She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do. Lola looks
a bit tired, but she has never said no and it doesn't seem likely that
anything would surprise her. So the madam sends her over to Bob. They sit
and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his
lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!" and smacks
him as hard as she can, then runs away.

The madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in
all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn't done the bedroom work
herself for a long time, but she did it for many years before she got into
management. She's sure she has said yes at one time or another to
everything a man could possibly ask for.

The challenge is irresistible.

She just has to find out what this man has wanted that has made her girls
so angry. And she sees a chance she can't pass up to show off to her
employees how good she was at what they do.

So she goes over to Bob and says that she's the best in the house and she
is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic a bit, giggle a
bit, drink a little, and she sits in his lap. And Bob leans forward and
whispers in her ear ...

"Can I pay in Canadian dollars?"