Oakenfold beat up at Trance Energy

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Posted by shanny on Mar-05-2007 01:42:

Oakenfold beat up at Trance Energy

Paul Oakenfold was beaten up in an altercation back stage during Trance Energy over the weekend in The Netherlands.

2 different stories are surfacing as to the possible source of the beat down.

The first is that a Canadian woman was seen rushing away from the scene minutes after Oakenfold was "wupped". The woman is described as 5 foot 7 with olive skin and dark hair, and dance moves that slightly resemble a graceful, yet malfunctioning robot crossed with a balerina doing an impersonation of a Backstreet Boys video. Unconfirmed sources state that the altercation took place because of Oakenfold told the woman to settle down and that her dancing was bothering him during his set. These details are uncomfirmed.

The second story is that DJ Jean was the source of the ass beating. Apparently after Oakenfold called the person responsible for the masterpiece "the launch" that his music was "cheesy" the superstar dj reacted with violence and Oakey didn't stand a chance.

Which story is true?

Posted by magikb on Mar-05-2007 01:46:

Re: Oakenfold beat up at Trance Energy

quote:
Originally posted by shanny
The first is that a Canadian woman was seen rushing away from the scene minutes after Oakenfold was "wupped". The woman is described as 5 foot 7 with olive skin and dark hair, and dance moves that slightly resemble a graceful, yet malfunctioning robot crossed with a balerina doing an impersonation of a Backstreet Boys video. Unconfirmed sources state that the altercation took place because of Oakenfold told the woman to settle down and that her dancing was bothering him during his set. These details are uncomfirmed.

bitch please!!
LOL

Posted by TranceGrooves on Mar-05-2007 01:47:

BITCH PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Jem_hadar on Mar-05-2007 01:48:

Non. They both are un-truths.

Tiest0r did it. Truth be honest!

Posted by magikb on Mar-05-2007 01:50:

Both Oakey and Jean get the princess title.
When will be the battle for Diva??

Posted by TranceGrooves on Mar-05-2007 01:51:

a witness has informed us that when the beating was taking place everyone back stage glared at Tiesto and his response was

" dont look at me, i make more money than both of them conbined "

Posted by magikb on Mar-05-2007 01:55:

quote:
Originally posted by TranceGrooves
a witness has informed us that when the beating was taking place everyone back stage glared at Tiesto and his response was

" dont look at me, i make more money than both of them conbined "

was The Lanch playing in the background while all this was going on?
Tyler, you need more details.

Posted by Jem_hadar on Mar-05-2007 01:58:

My little birdie on the street who WAS present for this says it wasnt either suspect 'rumoured' culprit...

It was, in fact, a jealous Benni Benassi who had dressed up as DJ Jean as a cover.

Posted by TranceGrooves on Mar-05-2007 01:58:

quote:
Originally posted by magikb

was The Lanch playing in the background while all this was going on?
Tyler, you need more details.

Actually Marcel Woods was on decks and Advanced was being played for the 337th time that night.

Posted by Jem_hadar on Mar-05-2007 02:01:

quote:
Originally posted by TranceGrooves
Actually Marcel Woods was on decks and Advanced was being played for the 337th time that night.

God that would be SO GOOD. Lucky. Who would have a problem with that.

Posted by TranceGrooves on Mar-05-2007 02:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Jem_hadar
God that would be SO GOOD. Lucky. Who would have a problem with that.

Well you see the problem arose when Dj Jean heard the track. he rushed up to Oakie and asked if he had a copy of it so he too could join the marathon of Advanced. Oakie, who already was spaced out by the dancing moves of this Olive skinned girlie looked at Jean and said " What do you care. Your music is cheesy crap anyways "
At that point Jean made a pouty face and ran around backstage screaming mommy mommy and when he couldnt find his mommy, the beating took place.

Posted by yankeeBaby on Mar-05-2007 02:21:

It was definately the first one. That bitch is ghetto.

Posted by VERTiG0 on Mar-05-2007 02:30:

DJ Jean launched Oakey

Posted by Ashley on Mar-05-2007 03:02:

Can't really blame Oakenfold, can you?? Although, Oakenfold has had *some* pretty cheesy stuff too. But nothing compares to the LAUNCH!!

Posted by magikb on Mar-05-2007 03:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Ashley
But nothing compares to the LAUNCH!!

easy there!

Posted by zokissima on Mar-05-2007 03:26:

Sources plz

Posted by Tordan on Mar-05-2007 03:30:

lol. it was about time he got beaten up

Posted by _EuG_ on Mar-05-2007 03:32:

quote:
Originally posted by Ashley
Can't really blame Oakenfold, can you?? Although, Oakenfold has had *some* pretty cheesy stuff too. But nothing compares to the LAUNCH!!

Hey, the Launch is one of the first songs that got me into edm

Posted by MKpacha on Mar-05-2007 04:50:

the 1st one is the truth... i got 2 texts from the bitch herself...

the first stating
"oakey and i got in a bit of a rumble... i think his nose fell off"

the second was a mass txt:
"BITCHESSS TUNESSSS... TUNES!!!!"

Posted by Jem_hadar on Mar-05-2007 04:57:

Ope, hey guys, I just got a call from Sven Vath... and he told me his dear friend Oakenfold (taking only second place to his dear DEAR friend Mauro Picotto) was indeed assault by some sort of 'banshee'.

Now these are his words, not mine. I dont know if this 'female' was indeed a banshee or a bitch as MK seems to be suggesting.

Either way, it turns out I guess it WAS the 'Canadian woman' afterall that "wupped" him and made his nose fall off (she thinks)...

Phew. Im glad we now know for sure so that i can go back to sleep.

God i really hate how Sven calls me at all hours of hte night. Its like he doesnt know we have a time difference over here. When will he get with it? Geeeeeez

Posted by DigitalMP on Mar-05-2007 05:02:

Nice. It's about time someone put that self-righteous prick in his place.

Posted by Jem_hadar on Mar-05-2007 05:29:

quote:
Originally posted by MKpacha
i got 2 texts from the bitch herself...

NEW UPDATE!!!

HOLY SHIT!

Picotto just emailed me... yall are NEVER gonna believe this......

The 'bitch herself' was none other than AUNT HETTY KING from Road to Avonlea! This is an absolutely mind-blowing revelation!!

First, that she somehow got in a fight w/ Oakenfold, and second, that Aunt Hetty knows how to use a cellphone and text!! Shes really up w/ the times since leaving Avonlea.

Well, guess the "Canadian woman" isnt even Canadian at all! She's english! but its an understandable mistake since she's known to reside in Toronto, Canada. That must have been what your sources meant Josh.

wow guys, is anyone else still in as much shock as me. It feels like I *just* saw her on the television this past weekend for some reason.

I'm so glad Picotto emailed me w/ the update as soon as he knew. What a stand up guy.

Posted by kotsy on Mar-05-2007 05:48:

Re: Oakenfold beat up at Trance Energy

quote:
Originally posted by shanny
... and dance moves that slightly resemble a graceful, yet malfunctioning robot crossed with a balerina doing an impersonation of a Backstreet Boys video.

HA!

Posted by *~LiSa-LoO~* on Mar-05-2007 16:59:

It was Nada

Posted by mahalliner on Mar-05-2007 17:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Jem_hadar
God that would be SO GOOD. Lucky. Who would have a problem with that.

Agreed! Actually that would have made the whole thing even funnier!