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Posted by AnotherWay83 on Mar-07-2007 07:57:

uhmm....i wanna relocate.

yeah...i wanna re-locate...i wanna turn into a super tiny lilliputian and build a nice home with a yard BETWEEN SLYLEE'S LEGS.

thats eggzacklee rite...i wanna relocate to the area between slylee's legs. it'll just be me and my german shepherd doggie rufes and we'll live happily ever after deep inside slylee's tite lil twat the house will have a yard and we will be self-sufficient in every way.

of course we all know that she hooks up with some new guy practically every week so my home will need solid protection from cum being blasted on it by a new dude every so often, and i plan on dealing with this problem by building a solid glass-like canopy, kinda like a greenhouse...total size of the entire environment i envision inside slylee will be abt 0.5 - 1 cubic millimeter.

bye.

Posted by Sushipunk on Mar-07-2007 07:59:

Crack's a helluva drug.

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Mar-07-2007 08:00:

at least a condom on the dog

Posted by Omega_Blue on Mar-07-2007 12:39:

wow.

Posted by Slylee on Mar-07-2007 12:47:

Posted by Slylee on Mar-07-2007 12:52:

by the way, i'll need first, last, and a security deposit...and you have to let me know asap because i have other people who want to live there as well.

oh and no pets, sorry!

Posted by Silky Johnson on Mar-07-2007 12:55:

LOL @ cum blast. Sounds like something from a Japanese game show.

Posted by david.michael on Mar-07-2007 14:00:

1.) What is your lease term? Do you accept a month-to-month contract?

2.) Is there still vacancy?

3.) Would it be possible to forgo the carpet cleaning/replacement? I plan on having it removed anyway in order to install hard wood.

4.) Are we allowed in the basement?

5.) How much is flood insurance?

Posted by Woj107 on Mar-07-2007 14:17:

you want to Re:Locate

Posted by Slylee on Mar-07-2007 14:45:

Posted by AnotherWay83 on Mar-07-2007 19:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
by the way, i'll need first, last, and a security deposit...and you have to let me know asap because i have other people who want to live there as well.

oh and no pets, sorry!

i won't be able to pay you in cash but i do guarantee spontaneous multiple orgasms every hour for the entire duration of my stay...

Posted by tribu on Mar-07-2007 19:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Woj107
you want to Re:Locate

i dont even want to think about the implication that 'Waterfall' might have here

Posted by Slylee on Mar-07-2007 19:56:

spontaneous multiples? lol ur on.

Posted by emc^2 on Mar-07-2007 21:52:

quote:
Originally posted by david.michael
1.) What is your lease term? Do you accept a month-to-month contract?

2.) Is there still vacancy?

3.) Would it be possible to forgo the carpet cleaning/replacement? I plan on having it removed anyway in order to install hard wood.

4.) Are we allowed in the basement?

5.) How much is flood insurance?

I think I may be able to help. Our firm is currently building several developments. Of course, each will be priced depending on location and may address your requirements for vista and reduce commute.

The planned developments are:

1. Mount Venus Hollows - a posh, suburban community located in quaint Mount Pubi$ neighborhood. Great vistas, though the atmosphere is a bit damp at times. Think "London" or "Seattle". Most of the time has overcast. Once a month for 5-7 days serves as an oferflow release of Red Sea. Having alternate domocile is highly recommended. Great for those who don't mind heavy congested traffic. Area subject to occasional aromas that would delight fish lovers.

2. Areola Hights I and II - hilly region up north, enjoys much sunnier days and mostly dry weather. However, region is prone to frequent earthquakes - especially when Slylee is running, jumping, or "shakin' that thang". Some risk of having your property destroyed by biters also exists.

Currently being surveyed and under consideration, possibly commercial zoning:

1. Brown Rambler Valley - good location for waste management sites, salvage yards, power plants, sewege pools, or oil refineries. Ocassionaly frequented by curious visitors who may subject it to temporary congested traffic

2. Cerv1x Hill - center of the action, subject to heavy traffic and congestion. Area of heavy traffic, foreign objects, and regular influx of sea men - either visiting directly or observing from inside of latex observation bubble. Low-lying area, subject to turning into Red Sea for 5-7 days every month...

Please contact Prospectors of Slylee Realty Inc. at 888-SLY-HUTS. Operators are standing by.

Posted by bas on Mar-07-2007 21:59:

Yay!

Posted by chach on Mar-07-2007 21:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Woj107
you want to Re:Locate

lol thats what i thought this thread was about