My predictions for Daylight Savings Time chaos that will doom us all March 11

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Posted by aNYthing on Mar-09-2007 22:33:

My predictions for Daylight Savings Time chaos that will doom us all March 11

YOu didn't patch your system, didja? Have no clue what I am talking about? Then you're probably some commie left-wing european or some peace loving, tree hugging, patchouli-smelling hippie from some 2nd-world countries - e.g. NOT USA! In that case, serves you right for not living in our God-lovin', freedom-sharin', gun totin' Good Ole US of A, led by the Gods Implement on Earth - George W. Bush!!!!

Anyway, so - you didn'd do yer part and didn't patch yer compuder?

Here's what will happen to ya (except God fearin' American folk) on the doomsday - aka March 11, 2007):

1. The fire will rain from the sky

2. Yer clock will start spinnin' backwards

3. Yer dog will get rabbies and will bite you and your family, you'll all die shortly afterwards

4. Your fridge will stop working and your bathtub will be filled with leaches

5. All your CDs will become blank.

6. All your tapes will be Willie Nelson's songs

7. Yer pickup truck (unless it's a Chevy or Ford) will turn into some fansy-shmansy Toyota craphauler and fall apart!

8. Yer friends will come and lynch you and yer family, including your dog!

9. Bill Gates allmighty will hunt you down and kill you like George W. hunted down and killed Osama! Yeah! Just because we don't say it in the press - you must know we killed Osama! And Al 'Queda! All those terrorists - those are Allah lovin' heathens from Iran! that's right!

10. Yer Bible will become illegible because it will all be written in Hebrew (the only calendar not prone to kompuder bugs! Damn Jews!)

So, sleep tight!!!!!!!!! ahahahaahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa

Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Mar-09-2007 22:36:

erm... what the hell are you talking about?

Someone please use the Mikey Mike smiley.

Posted by kadomony on Mar-09-2007 22:39:

IFFIN THA FIRE DONT GETCHA, DEM LEECHES N RABIES SURE'NUFF WILL

Posted by guster on Mar-09-2007 22:42:

willie nelson is it.

Posted by Zoso on Mar-09-2007 22:42:

I went ahead and set my clock ahead one hour, and all but one of your predictions came true. Now you have to figure out which one is false.

Posted by aNYthing on Mar-09-2007 22:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
erm... what the hell are you talking about?

Someone please use the Mikey Mike smiley.

http://support.microsoft.com/gp/dst_topissues

Posted by wienerschnitzel on Mar-09-2007 22:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
erm... what the hell are you talking about?

Someone please use the Mikey Mike smiley.

Posted by aNYthing on Mar-09-2007 22:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Zoso
I went ahead and set my clock ahead one hour, and all but one of your predictions came true. Now you have to figure out which one is false.

Yer neighbors didn't linch you...

YET!!!!! BUWHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by Zoso on Mar-09-2007 22:47:

How did you know we have a dog?

Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Mar-09-2007 22:51:

quote:
Originally posted by wienerschnitzel

Wham bam, thank you ma'am!

Posted by SkyHigh on Mar-10-2007 02:12:

Man this looks just like the Y2K threat..

Oh no humanity dies

Tsk Tsk Tsk
Gotta wait longer to do that joke

Posted by tubularbills on Mar-10-2007 02:38:

i can't wait to hear about people that turned their clocks back not forward

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Mar-10-2007 02:42:

is tranceaddict.com still going to be up?

Posted by Frenchie on Mar-10-2007 02:42:

My predictions are that I will lose an hour of sleep.

Posted by tubularbills on Mar-10-2007 02:43:

quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
is tranceaddict.com still going to be up?

it'll be the only time in the c0r's history that there will be no replies for an hour. OMG!

Posted by Omega_M on Mar-10-2007 03:15:

why the fuck are your subject lines so long ?

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Mar-10-2007 03:22:

chuck norris will sneeze and the russians will take it as a NATO breach and launch the world into World War 3