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Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Mar-10-2007 03:08:

Just broke my toaster

My toaster is really shit. The bread doesn't fit, so a little bit pokes out of the top. This basically means that about half way through I have to pull it out and turn it around so that both ends get cooked.

However, this time I left it to long, and as I pulled out the toast, turned it around, and dropped it back in, the eject kicked in. So as the spring came up, my toast hit it on the way down. There was a blue spark underneath and now the fucking thing won't work. I eat about 8 slices of toast a day, what the fuck am I gonna do now? Buy a new one I suppose.

RJT, if you're reading - I'm fucking brewin.

Posted by UWM on Mar-10-2007 03:10:

You must be eating some mighty thick slices of bread if they're strong enough to damage the springs in your toaster.

Posted by kadomony on Mar-10-2007 03:10:

Stick a fork in it and try to analyze the problem.

I bet it's Lupus.

Posted by Ang ' ela_ie on Mar-10-2007 03:10:

Bagels might do that. Get a bagel toaster next time.

Posted by UWM on Mar-10-2007 03:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
Bagels might do that. Get a bagel toaster next time.

Contrary to popular belief, it seems you did not disappear off the face of the Earth.

Posted by Ang ' ela_ie on Mar-10-2007 03:12:

Thats popular belief? Oh man... thats upsetting.

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Mar-10-2007 03:12:

Yea Hovis Thick Cut as it happens. Like I said, the toaster was a piece of shit. Really feeble and gash and destined to break. I bought it because I broke my last one. Funnily enough, it was after I stuck a knife in it to try and fish out a piece of bread that had lodged itself under the heating element. I'm clever I am.

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Mar-10-2007 03:13:

quote:
Originally posted by kadomony
I bet it's Lupus.

You what?

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Mar-10-2007 03:14:

have you checked for scarring?

Posted by UWM on Mar-10-2007 03:14:

Serves you right for being a cheap shit. Buy a better toaster Michael.

Posted by UWM on Mar-10-2007 03:15:

quote:
Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
Thats popular belief? Oh man... thats upsetting.

By popular belief I mean "what I thought".

Posted by Frenchie on Mar-10-2007 03:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
Bagels might do that. Get a bagel toaster next time.

Yes! THAT is what we have and it works perfect for everything. Bagels, English Muffins, Texas toast, thin slices, crumpets.

Posted by Clovis on Mar-10-2007 03:17:

Ask your mom. Moms are usually down to get their kids kitchen appliances.

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Mar-10-2007 03:17:

Not happy about this at all. Robert, care to buy me a new one?

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Mar-10-2007 03:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Clovis
Ask your mom. Moms are usually down to get their kids kitchen appliances.

I may just do that. I am curious what this bagel shit is though? If a toaster is big enough for a bagel, wouldn't it be too wide to put bread inside? Like a toothpick in a volcano.

Posted by Frenchie on Mar-10-2007 03:19:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
I may just do that. I am curious what this bagel shit is though? If a toaster is big enough for a bagel, wouldn't it be too wide to put bread inside? Like a toothpick in a volcano.

No.

The actual burners adjust to anything you put in.

Posted by Clovis on Mar-10-2007 03:21:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
I may just do that. I am curious what this bagel shit is though? If a toaster is big enough for a bagel, wouldn't it be too wide to put bread inside? Like a toothpick in a volcano.

You just said you use thick bread anyway.

A properly sliced bagel is about 1.5cm in thickness. I assume your toast to be between 1 and 1.2cm...so thats not much a difference.

Posted by UWM on Mar-10-2007 03:22:

Considering I'm one of the gluttonous bourgeois you so vehemently detest, buying a fancy toaster and shipping it to the UK would seem perfectly fitting.

Consider yourself the owner of a new toaster. :

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Mar-10-2007 03:23:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Considering I'm one of the gluttonous bourgeois you so vehemently detest, buying a fancy toaster and shipping it to the UK would seem perfectly fitting.

Consider yourself the owner of a new toaster. :

Yes! Get in! Back of the net!

Posted by Ygrene on Mar-10-2007 03:23:

http://www.kitchenaid.com/catalog/p...t=164&prod=1144

(tee hee hee!)

http://www.kitchenaid.com/catalog/p...at=164&prod=391

That one is 'Mikey Mike-proof'.

Posted by MeLLyMeL on Mar-10-2007 03:23:

holy shit.

8 slices is a ton and 1/2 of carbs.

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Mar-10-2007 03:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
No.

The actual burners adjust to anything you put in.

Genius.

Posted by Clovis on Mar-10-2007 03:23:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Considering I'm one of the gluttonous American Bourgeois you so vehemently detest, buying a fancy toaster and shipping it to the UK would seem perfectly fitting.

Consider yourself the owner of a new toaster. :

Is this gonna be like the reeses shit with Ygrene? Because Mikey can't go for 6 months without toast, obviously

/sickburn ygrene

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Mar-10-2007 03:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
http://www.kitchenaid.com/catalog/p...t=164&prod=1144

(tee hee hee!)

http://www.kitchenaid.com/catalog/p...at=164&prod=391

That one is 'Mikey Mike-proof'.

That link has the word 'AID' in it, teehee -x-

Posted by Clovis on Mar-10-2007 03:25:

quote:
Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
holy shit.

8 slices is a ton and 1/2 of carbs.

We're not into those gay little "diet" things you girls are into.

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