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Posted by Dj O'Callaghan on Mar-10-2007 13:32:

Don't drink cider and let one rip

Must be one of the most digusting and horrid situations one can face. I've been drinking cider this morning which is an alcoholic drink before the North Americans accuse me of drinking apple juice which cider isn't.

I went for cigarette the suns shining, so I go through a few tracks and spot the Airdrawndagger album on my Ipod chilling out in the garden the suns shinning listening to good old Wavy Gravy and I'm enjoying myself smoking and drinking Magners.

But I fell the need to fart so I let a sly one rip what should of felt like air felt wet in fact it was shitty mush yes people I've just shit my fucking pants and I'm fucking livid! . Yes not Wavy gravy fucking arse gravy more like!

I've ran upstairs peeled off my clothes, taken a shower and thrown my boxers and jeans into the binbag which I've launched outside. Luckly I wasn't wearing a pair of Bench jeans and not my beloved Diesel.

Give me a day and I'll see the funny side to this

So next time you drink cider, when you feel the need to let one rip go visit the shitter.

Posted by ZeJayMan on Mar-10-2007 14:07:

Oh god no.

That's pretty horrific. Worse still I sharted my boxers running up the stairs to a party.

Posted by Trance Nutter on Mar-10-2007 14:14:

Posted by Dj O'Callaghan on Mar-10-2007 14:14:

quote:
Originally posted by ZeJayMan
Oh god no.

That's pretty horrific. Worse still I sharted my boxers running up the stairs to a party.

At party how did you get away with that one?

Posted by Dj O'Callaghan on Mar-10-2007 14:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Trance Nutter

trust me if I'm ever in Adelaide I'll make sure I lay a cable in you and your missus's bed.

Posted by ZeJayMan on Mar-10-2007 14:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
At party how did you get away with that one?

Straight to the bathroom, and this party is in the middle of nowhere and I cannae get home till the buses start the next day, and of course there's no fucking bog roll, so i use an issue of Esquire or FHM or something and the sink to wipe my arse and throw my boxers up onto the roof. Use liberal amounts of arse aftershave. Bad times.

Posted by Dj O'Callaghan on Mar-10-2007 14:24:

quote:
Originally posted by ZeJayMan
Straight to the bathroom, and this party is in the middle of nowhere and I cannae get home till the buses start the next day, and of course there's no fucking bog roll, so i use an issue of Esquire or FHM or something and the sink to wipe my arse and throw my boxers up onto the roof. Use liberal amounts of arse aftershave. Bad times.

classic you should send that into FHM in fact.

One of mates future brother in law had a night out on the strongbow cirrus, the morning after when he drove back he felt the need let one rip nad shit himself something cronic. I heard he ripped off his jeans and shit in his beanie hat it was that bad.

Posted by Omega_M on Mar-10-2007 14:25:

Man, is it the cider or is it just you ?

Posted by ZeJayMan on Mar-10-2007 14:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
he ripped off his jeans and shit in his beanie hat it was that bad.

Hahahahaha amazing! You ever had the Buckfast runs? Good grief that is potent.

Posted by Dj O'Callaghan on Mar-10-2007 14:32:

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_M
Man, is it the cider or is it just you ?

Cider pal trust me, Apples aren't the best of things with peoples guts trust me, go drink a ton of apple juice and cider you'll know what I mean.

No it's not me I'm half Irish half British I can drink people twice my size under the table.

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Hahahahaha amazing! You ever had the Buckfast runs? Good grief that is potent.

Buckys rank! I've had buckfast a few times it's really big down here in England, but you occasionally see the odd empty bottle the local chavs (neds) have necked.

Posted by smallSHEEP on Mar-10-2007 14:34:

You're a classy lad O'Callaghan.

Posted by Omega_Blue on Mar-10-2007 14:39:

Re: Don't drink cider and let one rip

quote:
Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
But I fell the need to fart so I let a sly one rip what should of felt like air felt wet in fact it was shitty mush yes people I've just shit my fucking pants and I'm fucking livid!

Posted by AndreaCKY772 on Mar-10-2007 15:39:

all i can say is....holy moly

and lol at the person running up the stairs!

Posted by ZeJayMan on Mar-10-2007 15:41:

quote:
Originally posted by AndreaCKY772
all i can say is....holy moly

and lol at the person running up the stairs!

It was rather vulgar I know. But pretty funny.

Posted by nchs09 on Mar-10-2007 19:56:

Re: Don't drink cider and let one rip

quote:
Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan

Must be one of the most digusting and horrid situations one can face. I've been drinking cider this morning which is an alcoholic drink before the North Americans accuse me of drinking apple juice which cider isn't.

I went for cigarette the suns shining, so I go through a few tracks and spot the Airdrawndagger album on my Ipod chilling out in the garden the suns shinning listening to good old Wavy Gravy and I'm enjoying myself smoking and drinking Magners.

But I fell the need to fart so I let a sly one rip what should of felt like air felt wet in fact it was shitty mush yes people I've just shit my fucking pants and I'm fucking livid! . Yes not Wavy gravy fucking arse gravy more like!

I've ran upstairs peeled off my clothes, taken a shower and thrown my boxers and jeans into the binbag which I've launched outside. Luckly I wasn't wearing a pair of Bench jeans and not my beloved Diesel.

Give me a day and I'll see the funny side to this

So next time you drink cider, when you feel the need to let one rip go visit the shitter.
hahahahhahahaha selfpwned.

Posted by Lilith on Mar-10-2007 19:59:

You're no longer to be called 'Calla', no, you've officially gotten the nickname 'Spud'* with your efforts... or lack of efforts at containing your bodily functions/retention

*watch 'Trainspotting' if you missed the reference

Posted by shaw on Mar-10-2007 20:00:

This thread delivers.

...if unexpectedly.

and +1 to Spud.

Posted by RickyM on Mar-10-2007 20:15:

Spud

Posted by CrazedOut on Mar-10-2007 20:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Trance Nutter

Posted by montana on Mar-10-2007 22:51:

only sissys and girls drink cider

Posted by Sushipunk on Mar-10-2007 23:55:

Well!

Spud it is

Posted by Dj O'Callaghan on Mar-10-2007 23:58:

Whatever children at least I'm proud about it!

And Spud fuck off! I'm not some gangly sweaty jock! You cheeky little wankstains! Don't make me go into Incredible Hulk mode.

Posted by Dj O'Callaghan on Mar-11-2007 00:01:

quote:
Originally posted by montana
only sissys and girls drink cider

Go get yourself a white wine spitzer Montana I hear you love them.

Posted by shaw on Mar-11-2007 00:01:

quote:
Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan
And Spud fuck off!

I think it already stuck (no pun intended)

Posted by Dj O'Callaghan on Mar-11-2007 00:03:

quote:
Originally posted by Inconspicuous
I think it already stuck (no pun intended)

Can we have a drum roll please Bababa bom tish!

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