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Posted by Gucio on Apr-04-2002 12:44:

SEXUAL calorie counter

Posted by Drifter on Apr-04-2002 14:20:

good one with the 70 and over second erection

Posted by Nightmonger on Apr-04-2002 14:56:

Haha! Awesome!

Posted by ExOn on Apr-04-2002 17:54:

Lol! Wife knocking on the door.. yup you would put on your clothes faster then the speed of light!

Posted by Sadmafioso on Apr-04-2002 19:07:

ive heard that one but its still VERY funny

Posted by OrZonE on Apr-04-2002 19:31:

Its takes about 3500 burned calories to equal a pound...just some numbers for you to go by

Posted by inatrance on Apr-05-2002 05:36:

I am wondering what an itallian chandeler is

Posted by Lovely on Apr-05-2002 05:38:

hey ummm...can some one explain the "intalian chandeler" to me? - Lovely

Posted by NY1004 on Apr-05-2002 06:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Lovely
hey ummm...can some one explain the "intalian chandeler" to me? - Lovely

Yes I would like to hear an explanation as well...

Posted by sharpeye00 on Apr-05-2002 12:49:

i think everybody would like to know what an italian chandeler is because i know i dont.

Posted by Gucio on Apr-05-2002 13:06:

I've been wondering what the Italian Chandaler is myself for a while, maybe some of the Italian TAs can explain that

Posted by Nightmonger on Apr-05-2002 17:43:

Italian Chandelier

Oh well, dunno what you yankees refer to it but we got a word to indicate a sexual position (smorzacandela) that could be the one. It's a pretty common position tho ... the man lies on the bed and the girl (or the man if you prefer ... NOT ME! ) sits on the "chandelier" . There're two variations: one with the sitting partner facing the other and one at the contrary ... .
Couple chicks told me that even if less romantic, the second is more "effective" (Any TA girl explain this ... if you dare! )

PS: If the sitting partner is a girl the variations are 4 ..... figure this out yourself .... *LMAO*

Posted by Lovely on Apr-05-2002 18:54:

Oh geeze! I aready knew that position, I guess I never knew it had a name though! Thanks Nightmonger! - Lovely

Posted by Gucio on Apr-05-2002 19:51:

That explains a lot. Thanx

Posted by Spyder on Apr-06-2002 03:45:

LOL NICE.... now i'll know how much calories i'll lose when i have sex... lol