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I don't see a difference between masturbating and smoking in public

Both are an addiction, both give you temporary release, and both are not harmful to non-participants if they are far enough away (3+ feet for the masturbator and 25+ feet for the smokamator).

So why is public masturbation illegal and public smoking (cigarettes) not? I don't have a right to move someone out of my way when they're oralling a cancer causing stick shit and in my damn way nearly everywhere I go in public. But if I whip it out and bust a nut, suddenly I'm a disgusting pervert and sent to jail even though stroking cock has never given anyone second-hand cock or titty cancer. What the hell?

So if public smoking is legal, then masturbating in public should also be legal.

Any dissent?

well considering that we live in a society that the general populace is a member, in some form or another, of a christianity based faith we wont have things such as this being legal.

can i take a watery shit in front of you?

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel well considering that we live in a society that the general populace is a member, in some form or another, of a christianity based faith we wont have things such as this being legal.

What does Christianity have to do with masturbation? Christians masturbate. So why not in public?

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Originally posted by lacksesepsotygh can i take a watery shit in front of you?

Shit does not relatively immediately dissipate into the atmosphere or onto your clothes like smoke or cum does respectively. So that comparison is withdrawn. Moreover, no one would want to take a watery shit in public because there's no public t.p.

That's California..

Is this a dumb thread? I can delete it. I just got this analogy stuck in my head and thought I was a clever girl. And I'm not from California. I've always hated cigarette smoke and always enjoyed yelling at smokers. And now I want to publically masturbate since there's no real harm.

nobody profits from masturbation, thats why its illegal

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Originally posted by Ivand nobody profits from masturbation, thats why its illegal

The masturbator profits!

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Originally posted by Jake Benson Shit does not relatively immediately dissipate into the atmosphere or onto your clothes like smoke or cum does respectively. So that comparison is withdrawn. Moreover, no one would want to take a watery shit in public because there's no public t.p.

what if you sperminate all over the floor of taco bell or something. someone's gotta mop up the jizz. man a chili cheese burrito with sour cream sounds great right now. anyways back to masturbation. i'd hate to be a jizz mopper. alright then later

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Originally posted by Jake Benson And now I want to publically masturbate since there's no real harm.

Tell that to the people who suffer a nervous breakdown from seeing you do it.

lol

This is a "its Monday morning and all my brain cells are not firing yet" kinda thread

lol, second hand cock

but there is always second hand cumstain in a crowded area like train station

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Originally posted by Jake Benson Shit does not relatively immediately dissipate into the atmosphere or onto your clothes like smoke or cum does respectively. So that comparison is withdrawn.

tubg(i)rl disagrees...

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Originally posted by Jake Benson What does Christianity have to do with masturbation? Christians masturbate. So why not in public?

because the christians are the ruling majority. ever think of that?

the difference is that one is kinda nasty and the other one isn't

o.o

Correct, smoking is pretty nasty.

The reason for it being illegal is simple: dislike of public displays of sexuality. "Public health concerns" in the case of males could be obviated by masturbating into a towel or cup. Maybe not a good reason, but there it is.

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles Correct, smoking is pretty nasty. The reason for it being illegal is simple: dislike of public displays of sexuality. "Public health concerns" in the case of males could be obviated by masturbating into a towel or cup. Maybe not a good reason, but there it is.

agreed, smoking is pretty nasty

nah, it ain't no where the same

Re: I don't see a difference between masturbating and smoking in public

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Originally posted by Jake Benson Both are an addiction, both give you temporary release, and both are not harmful to non-participants if they are far enough away (3+ feet for the masturbator and 25+ feet for the smokamator).

for me its more like 18 ft when masturbating....u dont wanna be in the blast radius when that shit goes off

this thread is dumb.

besides, even if you could pump one out in public i bet you couldnt actually succeed and wait until a child sees it - then youre a predator|

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Originally posted by biznology then youre a predator|

You can't get pregnant from someone shooting smoke around your thighs either.

/got nothing

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Originally posted by dj_bas You can't get pregnant from someone shooting smoke around your thighs either. /got nothing

Oh, bullshit. That's how my mom and dad had me! They've never had t3h s3x0rz!

lol @ airlines:

'This is a non-whacking flight. Additionally, there are whack-detectors in the bathrooms. Whacking on an airplane is a Federal offense. Enjoy your flight!'

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