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Posted by SuspicionVandit on Mar-13-2007 02:37:

if women had value

basically, you have $100 in your wallet. men don't have purses, so let's not get politically correct. wallets.

you have only 1 type of bill in your wallet that make up a total of $100. either 100 $1 bills, 20 $5 bills, 10 $10 bills, 5 $20 bills, 2 $50 bills or a single $100 bill.

Now let's say:
Charmane Star was the first president of the United States.

Paula Cole gave the Gettyburg Address.

Nancy Grace created the Federalist Party

Rosie created the Democratic Party

Laura Bush was the leading Union general in the American Civil War

Paris Hilton was one of the most brilliant inventors off all time.

take into account several things. the $100 bill is always a hassle to try and break if that's the only shit you got on you. Small change also sucks, especially if you want to buy something that is $5 or more.
Who could you possibly deal seeing more/less of in your wallet?
is money money, or do they have extra value?

Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Mar-13-2007 02:43:

Give me 5 Nancy Grace's baby! Woot!

Posted by iammesol on Mar-13-2007 02:45:

Charmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane!!!

Posted by Frenchie on Mar-13-2007 02:50:

she looka-lika-used to be a man...a

Posted by Yan on Mar-13-2007 02:52:

Posted by Protege on Mar-13-2007 02:55:

Posted by Frenchie on Mar-13-2007 02:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Protege

Fixed.

Posted by kadomony on Mar-13-2007 03:03:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan

Charmane, not Charlemagne, Yan.
But I made the same mistake on the first read so...forgiven.

Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Mar-13-2007 03:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Protege
x5

Posted by Lilith on Mar-13-2007 03:16:

Got no idea what this is about, stop doing drugs and get off the internet until you make sense.

F

Posted by Igaryok on Mar-13-2007 03:34:

You must have been on something strong when you created this.

Posted by KilldaDJ on Mar-13-2007 03:37:

id wear a condom and stick it in paris hiltons arse and show her what the simple life is all about.

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Mar-13-2007 03:38:

quote:
Originally posted by KilldaDJ
id wear a condom and stick it in paris hiltons arse and show her what the simple life is all about.

this isn't about fucking. this is about how we'd arrange our wallets

Posted by KilldaDJ on Mar-13-2007 03:40:

quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
this isn't about fucking. this is about how we'd arrange our wallets

i'll stick that in there too

Posted by nchs09 on Mar-13-2007 03:40:

id only pay a goat... per woman.

Posted by CleverName on Mar-13-2007 04:07:

Isn't this thread really just a "rate this chick from 1-10" poll in disguise?

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Mar-13-2007 04:09:

quote:
Originally posted by CleverName
Isn't this thread really just a "rate this chick from 1-10" poll in disguise?

no, it's about commerce

Posted by tubularbills on Mar-13-2007 04:13:

quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
no, it's about commerce

this, ironically enough, is an interesting idea. i dunno why, but i can't imagine our currency having women on it.

but it poses the question, would people even bother looking at it...still? i mean, if you asked someone who was on a $20 and they didn't know it was nancy grace....? [for example].

i dunno, makes you wonder tho, i suppose.

ps, whatever currency rosie was on, i wouldn't have it in my wallet.

Posted by Lira on Mar-13-2007 04:18:

I don't know any of them, except for Laura Bush and Paris Hilton.

And I didn't know who Laura Bush was until last year

Posted by tubularbills on Mar-13-2007 04:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
I don't know any of them, except for Laura Bush and Paris Hilton.

And I didn't know who Laura Bush was until last year

be thankful you don't know rosie....

Posted by Orbax on Mar-13-2007 05:36:

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahhahahahahahhahahhaha

...

AHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

women....HAVING VALUE....

AHHHHHH HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHA

joke of the year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by chris harrington on Mar-14-2007 01:48:

Re: if women had value

quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit

Paris Hilton was one of the most brilliant inventors off all time.