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the one little detail about women I will never understand

where the hole actually is, like seriusly wtf.


okay really tho i was at the movies with my gf yesterday and noticed a couple come in who looked like they were on their first date. And the women did something i always notice girls do on their first dates. ALWAYS! and it fuckin dumbstrucks me. I've been on so many first dates wherethe girl does this. They go to the washroom every 5 mins! wtf is up with the frequent washroom breaks? cant be IBS could it?


i know one thing guys do alot on first dates but girls dont notice. WEll for me i always have TONS of gas.anyone else?


anyways ladies let me know whats up with the frequent washroom breaks unless of course its the gas problem too.

yea it sucks converting all your loud powerful gas into silent small packages. The conversion is a long painful (and pointless) process.



unless you date jenniepie. I have a feeling if she actually dated people she would fart on their chest within minutes.

That's just stupid. I don't do it.

My guesses are:

Nervousness? Maybe she just needs to collect herself. She needs a few moments to calm her self down.

Insecurities? She needs to make sure she's always looking good for the guy. Checks her hair, makeup, outfit. Though in a dark theater, I don't see how any of that matters. In a restaurant it makes sense but it's still ridiculously stupid.

Calls her best friend? A lot of times a girl friend is like " Omg giirrrllll, call me and fill me in when you can, I wanna totally like soo know the details". So she goes to the washroom and calls her friend and is like, " ok, since the last time we talk, he totally like touched my leg. [enter girly screams here] omg omg omg omg I know right? So cool . OK, let me call you back in 5, and I'll let you know more then *kiss kiss* bye"

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Originally posted by Boomer187 unless you date jenniepie. I have a feeling if she actually dated people she would fart on their chest within minutes.

yeah, I think that would be a turn on for her

First dates are nerve racking... so I assume a girl who runs to the washroom constantly on the first date is either:

a. checking herself in the mirror constantly to make sure she is pretty for you
b. is trying to get away from you because she thinks you're a spaz
c. has the shits
d. trying to calm herself down because she is so nervous
e. calling her friends to tell them that she is experiencing a date from hell
f. has a small bladder
g. has the "nervous" farts
h. is on her rag, and is worried about leakage
i. is washing her tang so she is nice and fresh for the rendezvous later
j. masturbating

k. Doing blow.

Every five minutes?
That's a lot, either its a urinary tract infection or a rampaging coke habit.

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Originally posted by Theresa j. masturbating

yeah, this probably it

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Originally posted by Theresa First dates are nerve racking... so I assume a girl who runs to the washroom constantly on the first date is either: c. has the shits g. has the "nervous" farts h. is on her rag, and is worried about leakage i. is washing her tang so she is nice and fresh for the rendezvous later j. masturbating

Fixed. It's always one of those.

k. posting on TA

I don't know who you date, but that's kind of weird. She's either nervous, doing blow, or hates the date and is trying to make it pass by fast.

k. doing K

We can't have 3 k's! That's one fucked up alphabet!

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Originally posted by l�cid k. doing K

She'd never make it back to the bathroom after the first trip

bas editted!!!

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Originally posted by Slylee or hates the date and is trying to make it pass by fast.

Maybe she can't fit through the bathroom window to escape, puts up with another 5 minutes of banter and then decides to try again
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Originally posted by RJT She'd never make it back to the bathroom after the first trip

sounds like a good date to me!

I am reminded of a certain Seinfeld episode and a sniffing accountant.

Re: the one little detail about women I will never understand

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy where the hole actually is, like seriusly wtf. okay really tho i was at the movies with my gf yesterday and noticed a couple come in who looked like they were on their first date. And the women did something i always notice girls do on their first dates. ALWAYS! and it fuckin dumbstrucks me. I've been on so many first dates wherethe girl does this. They go to the washroom every 5 mins! wtf is up with the frequent washroom breaks? cant be IBS could it? i know one thing guys do alot on first dates but girls dont notice. WEll for me i always have TONS of gas.anyone else? anyways ladies let me know whats up with the frequent washroom breaks unless of course its the gas problem too.

I tell you what it is the girl is going into the toliets to send her friends text messages or phone them because their indecisive about everything about the date, thats whats that deal is.

In my experience if you don't get on well with the girls friends you have no chance, they literally sway eachothers opinions on everything etc.

i have fucking gas all the time. its ridiculas. fucking in the middle of a spoon, getting head, having sex it feels like the fart is gonna go right up my gooch in her face.

i need to see a gasteroligist.

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Originally posted by r5a i have fucking gas all the time. its ridiculas. fucking in the middle of a spoon, getting head, having sex it feels like the fart is gonna go right up my gooch in her face. i need to see a gasteroligist.

lol

i'd be interested to know what your daily diet consists of. you might be able to take care of the problem yourself.

Beano before...

i don't know why she kept doing that.

as for me, i hardly go to the bathroom in public places. in fact i try to avoid them as much as possible.

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Originally posted by AndreaCKY772 i don't know why she kept doing that. as for me, i hardly go to the bathroom in public places. in fact i try to avoid them as much as possible.

ur my queen.

seriously, i never met a girl like that because for me doing my business in a public washroom is nastier then fuckin a hooker without a condom on.

but by 5 mins i didnt mean literally 5 mins. i just mean alot like maybe 3-5 times during the date


for my farts i just squeeze mu butt cheeks together and start moving around uncomfortably in this seat counting the minutes till i can let the ****** rip out

i dont mind using public facilities for a quick pee. it's not like i sit on the toilet seat or touch everything in there. i flush using my foot and i am master of the squat. lol

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