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Posted by StanVoid on Mar-19-2007 17:15:

nasty

So during lunch hour today, I went to one of my favorite sandwich places in downtown New York - Zams Panini Toast. I get a #7 - grilled chicken, mushrooms, am. cheese, and mayo. The guy makes, I pay, and head off back to my office. I get to my desk and begin feasting. Now ... I notice that the sandwich was somewhat sweet. I couldn't pinpoint exactly what ingredient was the source of this, but the whole sandwich had this peanutty, sweet auroma to it. It threw me off a bit, but I went on, unable to stop in my hunger. Then I noticed a stream of yellowish, gentle goo seeping out of the side of my sandwich. I thought - "ooh...mayo". Then I tasted it and realized ... this wasn't mayo ... it was vanilla pudding. The fucking guy that made my sandwich put vanilla pudding all over my chicken and mushrooms instead of mayonnaise. I almost threw up and proceeded to feel very dirty and violated.

I called up Zams complaining, and they're delivering a fresh, properly made #7 to my desk tomorrow. But I still feel dirty

Cor Summary: The guy at my favorite sandwich place put vanilla pudding on my chicken sandwich instead of mayo. And I ate most of it before I realized what was wrong.

Posted by tubularbills on Mar-19-2007 17:16:

ps, pudding and mayo taste VERY different. how the hel didn't you notice right away?!

Posted by StanVoid on Mar-19-2007 17:18:

because the whole time i was just thinking "please let this be honney mustard"

Posted by gehzumteufel on Mar-19-2007 17:23:

quote:
Originally posted by StanVoid
because the whole time i was just thinking "please let this be honney mustard"

ROFL

Posted by Omega_M on Mar-19-2007 17:24:

Posted by Trancealot on Mar-19-2007 17:26:

I was worried your were going to say his snot...

Posted by XaNaX on Mar-19-2007 17:29:

Yeah, as far as yellow goo goes, you could have done a lot worse than pudding.

Posted by Ygrene on Mar-19-2007 17:29:

Oh man! I saw that combination on Fear Factor once!

Posted by StanVoid on Mar-19-2007 17:30:

quote:
Originally posted by XaNaX
Yeah, as far as yellow goo goes, you could have done a lot worse than pudding.

for some reason, that eclair scene form Van Wilder came to mind repeatedly as I ate that sandwich

Posted by Frenchie on Mar-19-2007 17:34:

Rule number one when eating food prepared by anyone else but yourself is that at the first notice that something doesn't taste right you check it out and inspect it. Not only do they taste different, the look different and smell different..

....you poor soul.

Posted by bas on Mar-19-2007 17:42:

I've put vanilla pudding on my chicken before. It was fantastic. Stop fucking complaining, the guy that made your sandwich is obviously a culinary genius.

Posted by StanVoid on Mar-19-2007 17:44:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_bas
I've put vanilla pudding on my chicken before. It was fantastic. Stop fucking complaining, the guy that made your sandwich is obviously a culinary genius.

yeah, but i wasn't stoned.

Posted by grooviebeats on Mar-19-2007 18:10:

mmmmm pudding

Posted by tubularbills on Mar-19-2007 18:52:

quote:
Originally posted by StanVoid
because the whole time i was just thinking "please let this be honney mustard"

LMAO

quote:
Originally posted by grooviebeats
mmmmm pudding

chicken anyone?

Posted by XaNaX on Mar-19-2007 19:15:

quote:
Originally posted by StanVoid
for some reason, that eclair scene form Van Wilder came to mind repeatedly as I ate that sandwich

That is so fucking ill, I dunno how you kept eating while thinking that

Posted by stren on Mar-19-2007 20:29:

be thankful, he didn't use his special ingredient

Posted by Omega_M on Mar-19-2007 20:40:

quote:
Originally posted by stren
be thankful, he didn't use his special ingredient

we'll never know even if he did.

Posted by Abercrombie on Mar-19-2007 21:15:

quote:
Originally posted by stren
be thankful, he didn't use his special ingredient

The home-made mayo will be on his sandwich tomorrow.

Posted by StanVoid on Mar-19-2007 21:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie
The home-made mayo will be on his sandwich tomorrow.

why you gotta say that?

Posted by KilldaDJ on Mar-21-2007 01:36:

quote:
Originally posted by StanVoid
yeah, but i wasn't stoned.

so if u were stoned, u would of quite happily munched down the whole sammich thinking 'mmm that was rather delicious'?

despite it being a savoury...pudding.

Posted by eye_03 on Mar-21-2007 02:15:

quote:
Originally posted by grooviebeats
mmmmm pudding

are you sure thats pudding???