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Posted by wizniz on Mar-21-2007 14:58:

taking a piss right after sex

is like holding your thumb over the tip of a hose in almost every way.

Posted by nchs09 on Mar-21-2007 15:00:

ya, its like the formula one drivers opening a bottle of champagne... it can gert messy!

Posted by UWM on Mar-21-2007 15:01:

So did you, like, just have sex for the first time and figure this out?

Posted by StanVoid on Mar-21-2007 15:01:

snake tongue

Posted by gehzumteufel on Mar-21-2007 15:11:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
So did you, like, just have sex for the first time and figure this out?

lol serious!

although i dont need to for about an hour or so.

Posted by wizniz on Mar-21-2007 15:23:

eh i had sex for the first time... halloween last year? dunno... but since ive not been promiscuous, but have had it a few more times.

Posted by Orbax on Mar-21-2007 15:25:

Have your GF give you a catheter. Itd be a boyfriend girlfriend moment

Posted by Ygrene on Mar-21-2007 15:26:

So you are saying that your pee goes all wizniz?

Posted by gehzumteufel on Mar-21-2007 15:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
Have your GF give you a catheter. Itd be a boyfriend girlfriend moment

rofl

Posted by Orbax on Mar-21-2007 15:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
So you are saying that your pee goes all wizniz?

that made my coffee lol

Posted by wizniz on Mar-21-2007 15:31:

lol wizniz wtf kind of name is that!

and orby... i dont have a gf

Posted by Ian on Mar-21-2007 15:32:

If you think about it, it's about reverses, so instead of holding your finger over a tap for the hose effect, do it with the penis, and it will mean that the post-sex wee won't do it.

Posted by Slylee on Mar-21-2007 15:36:

i have a rather disturbing story regarding a faulty catheter and my friend's penis, and how it got stuck in there and how he was pissing a waterfall of fresh blood for a week.

but i'll spare u guys...

oops!

Posted by Orbax on Mar-21-2007 15:36:

quote:
Originally posted by wizniz
lol wizniz wtf kind of name is that!

and orby... i dont have a gf

Classy.

Posted by Ian on Mar-21-2007 15:39:

oh jamie, i just had a late lunch. thanks a lot, dorkass

Posted by gehzumteufel on Mar-21-2007 15:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
i have a rather disturbing story regarding a faulty catheter and my friend's penis, and how it got stuck in there and how he was pissing a waterfall of fresh blood for a week.

but i'll spare u guys...

oops!

oh fuck that sounds like it hurt like a mofo.

Posted by nchs09 on Mar-21-2007 15:40:

Posted by denys envy on Mar-21-2007 15:40:

golden showerz... now THAT's a gf/bf moment.

Posted by igottaknow on Mar-21-2007 15:41:

Posted by Slylee on Mar-21-2007 16:03:

hahah

i dunno what the initial problem is with him, but he called me cuz he was wanting to know if he had a medical malpractice case. he's a good friend of mine. i dont even have a penis and i was like, "OMG stop! i can't listen to this"

Posted by jdat on Mar-21-2007 16:15:

pen0r catheters are a bitch at first then you get used to it and become lazy with you peepee...

and when they take it out you're like fudge now I can't peepee everywhere

Posted by gehzumteufel on Mar-21-2007 16:19:

quote:
Originally posted by jdat
pen0r catheters are a bitch at first then you get used to it and become lazy with you peepee...

and when they take it out you're like fudge now I can't peepee everywhere

speaking from experience?

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Mar-21-2007 16:19:

catheter sounds fun but golden showers are still funner

Posted by Dj O'Callaghan on Mar-21-2007 16:39:

A good old fashioned case of the tri shot is what I call it's a bit like them super soakers which fire streams of water out in different directions. It's a great way to recorate the bathroom, turns what was once white walls a subtle shade of sunrise.

Posted by d-miurge on Mar-21-2007 18:34:

reminds me a hilarious scene in "Me, Myself & Irene".

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