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A vaginal sand day
Full version: As I was coming home this morning, I heard some neurologist on the radio this afternoon claiming that women were hormonal beings prone to several uncontrollable ups and downs during the day. "Misogyny!", I thought romantically, "women are all unique!". However, my night does make me wonder whether I'm wrong 
1) My girlfriend phoned me, after work, saying that she'd like to meet me. I tell her that I'm quite close, and then asked her to wait for me. When I met her, she was pretty damn irate, claiming that she wanted to photocopy a few things before meeting me, and that now she's going to waste "our time" going with me to the photocopier;
2) After she calmed down and we went to the cafeteria, the bartenders were talking about some other girl who threw a fit because the meat in the Russian Salad disgusted her. As I look at the salad, I don't see any meat, and naively ask the woman whether there really is meat*. She then rudely asks me "Can you see any meat in there?". Being a rather calm person, I interpreted this as being "no", and kept serving myself. Then, as I walk past her, she taunts me saying something like "Go eat some tasty soy-ee!". I say "No, thanks, soy is a dirty animal" and walk away;
3) My girlfriend than tells me that the chairwoman of our academic department is pissed at me because I'm working at a rival school and I often need to give her some messages (as she does work for that school). This did bother me a bit, but then I was reminded that she's had a row with pretty much all the other professors (and half of the students );
4) Some woman threw a fit at the gym for some reason I couldn't be arsed to investigate;
I still don't believe we can generalise and claim that's part of a "female nature", but what the hell is this crankiness all about!? What is culture doing to women!? 
* I'm allergic to meat.
c0re version: I met many angry women today. What the hell!?
Your CORe version is funny
I think it has to do with the planets...Mars is blocking some planet that would usually make women normal. Unfortunately this shift in planetary alignment has left most women bitchy :/
Check the Mayan calendar, it's in there somewhere.
I dunno, I'm just the token PDD's 'neurotic confused approval seeking mess of a woman', maybe the problem is YOU! 
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| Originally posted by Lilith maybe the problem is YOU! |
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| Originally posted by dj_bas I think it has to do with the planets...Mars is blocking some planet that would usually make women normal. Unfortunately this shift in planetary alignment has left most women bitchy :/ Check the Mayan calendar, it's in there somewhere. |
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| Originally posted by Lira Harsh |
you need to STOP!
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| Originally posted by Lilith Well numerically today you're the minority so of course the problem is you |
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| Originally posted by Ivand you need to STOP! |
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| Originally posted by Lira HAMMERZEIT! |
ive been noticing a lot of people coming into my store have been giving me attitudes.
i make sure to confront them about it though.
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| Originally posted by Lira Damn statistics! |
I hereby offer my throat-punching services to Lira.
You know who is a stable, rational, and always charming women on TA?
Echo of Silence.
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| Originally posted by Perfecto Fluoro You know who is a stable, rational, and always charming women on TA? Echo of Silence. |
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| Originally posted by jennypie |
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| Originally posted by Perfecto Fluoro You know who is a stable, rational, and always charming women on TA? Echo of Silence. |
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| Originally posted by Perfecto Fluoro Yea LOL, too bad you are a bitch all the time... but thats your thing... so I guess we can't complain. |
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| Originally posted by jennypie Sure thing. |
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| Originally posted by Perfecto Fluoro He, consistency is what counts! |
Really though, I love Chrissi... she's pretty much me if I had smaller boobs and more hair, and was athletic.
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| Originally posted by Perfecto Fluoro Really though, I love Chrissi... she's pretty much me if I had smaller boobs and more hair, and was athletic. |
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| Originally posted by jennypie So what you're saying is, you have a vagina? |
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| Originally posted by Perfecto Fluoro I (and I'm pretty sure you do too) prefer the term mangina. |
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| Originally posted by Perfecto Fluoro Really though, I love Chrissi... she's pretty much me if I had smaller boobs and more hair, and was athletic. |
So anyway, when I saw this thread, I at first read it as "A vagina salad day".
I was intrigued.
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