Man I Would Love To Stay In This Jail..

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Posted by Rinster on Mar-24-2007 00:35:

Man I Would Love To Stay In This Jail..

well not really.. but if i ever have to go to a jail, id wish i go to this one!

http://www.carniola.org/2007/03/aus...star-prison.htm

man its like a fucking 5 star hotel

Posted by Sunsnail on Mar-24-2007 00:40:

So thats where tax money goes.

Posted by CrazedOut on Mar-24-2007 00:41:

Fucking awesome

Posted by iammesol on Mar-24-2007 00:50:

They has free hoes!!!

Posted by Frenchie on Mar-24-2007 00:53:

You murdered a family of 5, so let's put you in this facility to punish you. These prisoners will live a better life than some people outside of jail.

Posted by Absolut_Vodka on Mar-24-2007 00:54:

those cells are way nicer and bigger than our dorm rooms

Posted by PhaseFour on Mar-24-2007 01:05:

i wonder what kinda soap they have?

Posted by Rinster on Mar-24-2007 01:05:

quote:
Originally posted by PhaseFour
i wonder what kinda soap they have?

or what kind of toilet paper..

i bet ya its one of those 4 layered once...

Posted by igottaknow on Mar-24-2007 01:09:

I've seen better

Posted by idoru on Mar-24-2007 01:24:

I'm going to commit a crime when I'm in Austria.

Posted by Rinster on Mar-24-2007 01:25:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
I'm going to commit a crime when I'm in Austria.

lol i was thinking the same

Posted by Ian on Mar-24-2007 01:26:

those bastards get maxwell house! dammit...

And our "minimum" security jail is shit. Why? People keep escaping...

March 22 (Bloomberg) -- A murderer was missing from a U.K. jail today, the sixth convicted killer to disappear from the open prison in the last six months.

David Robert Chapman, 55, who is serving a life sentence, vanished from Sudbury prison, Derbyshire police said. More than 660 inmates have walked out of the jail in central England in the last decade.

Open prisons such as Sudbury house ``Category D'' prisoners, who are trusted enough to wander freely. They are required only to show up for daily roll call. Inmates are often sent to open prisons toward the end of their sentences, and the time they spend there is used to find work and housing and to reintegrate them into the community.

The Home Office defends housing some convicted killers in open prisons, saying they have been rigorously assessed and found to be of low risk to the public.

Chapman was convicted of murder at London's Central Criminal Court, known as the Old Bailey, in 1983 after drowning his baby daughter. In 1993, he escaped briefly from a prison guard who accompanied him to a college so he could enroll for a literature course.

The director general of the Prison Service, Phil Wheatley, commended Sudbury in July and awarded the jail ``high performing'' status. The prison was given 25,000 pounds ($49,000) as a reward, some of which was spent on a champagne dinner for staff.

Posted by Ian on Mar-24-2007 01:26:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
I'm going to commit a crime when I'm in Austria.

they'll just send you to guantanamo

Posted by idoru on Mar-24-2007 01:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
they'll just send you to guantanamo

Aww, schucks.

Posted by Lira on Mar-24-2007 01:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
they'll just send you to guantanamo

1) Elect Arnold
2) Turn the US into an Austrian province
3) Steal something
4) ???
5) Profitten!!!

Posted by igottaknow on Mar-24-2007 01:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
they'll just send you to guantanamo

Posted by Lilith on Mar-24-2007 01:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
1) Elect Arnold
2) Turn the US into an Austrian province
3) Steal something
4) Naked human pyramid time!
5) Profitten!!!

Posted by Lira on Mar-24-2007 01:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Lilith

Posted by Lilith on Mar-24-2007 01:55:

Lira

Posted by Ian on Mar-24-2007 01:55:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira

What's Anfassen? Answer ?

Posted by Lira on Mar-24-2007 01:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
Lira

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
What's Anfassen? Answer ?

It means "Touch"

You can't touch it!

Posted by Ian on Mar-24-2007 02:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira

It means "Touch"

You can't touch it!

Ahhh that totally works now. I was going to ask what I couldn't do before I answered it or not. Should've guessed, but it's 2am and my brains functioning on fumes of life right now.

Posted by Lira on Mar-24-2007 02:18:

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
Ahhh that totally works now. I was going to ask what I couldn't do before I answered it or not. Should've guessed, but it's 2am and my brains functioning on fumes of life right now.

Hehe, I'm sleepy here too, although I'm not sleeping any time soon

Posted by AndreaCKY772 on Mar-24-2007 02:24:

Oz Austria: The Luxurious Life

man, what the hell is this nonsense?! you can't be serious. i bet people who live the most shit life will commit a crime so they can come to this place. 5 star prison? you better believe if i were to create a prison, it would be the LAST place you would want to be. at least provide some JUSTICE, not HOSPITALITY!

Posted by Lira on Mar-24-2007 02:31:

quote:
Originally posted by AndreaCKY772
Oz Austria: The Luxurious Life

man, what the hell is this nonsense?! you can't be serious. i bet people who live the most shit life will commit a crime so they can come to this place. 5 star prison? you better believe if i were to create a prison, it would be the LAST place you would want to be. at least provide some JUSTICE, not HOSPITALITY!

Actually, prison is not a place for punishment, but re-education.

The fact that most people down here (in Brazil) manage to turn prisons into a living hell is one of the reasons why most prisoners eventually go back to jail after leaving.

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