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| My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions. Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself. So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts. |
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| I put my penis in a Goldfish's bowl once. |
Issues much?? LOL
"I get really uncomfortable when there are two anchorwomen on the news. It's weird. Only when there are two anchormen or one of each can I watch the news at ease.."
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Ok, I couldnt help it, it was so tempting. I mean you'd do it too if you could. When she came to me, she aked me for a favor, I just thought I would help her out...I five starred her in her vagina.
I'm sorry Cherell; my last ex liked it.
The second thing I have to confess is that for the first time the other day, I was a bad samaritan. This lady was on the side of the road, east 104. Her car was broken down. She was waving for help and the devil in me came out, I pulled over and acted like I was going to help her. I told her to wait in the car and once she got all comfortable and was sitting behind her dashboard smiling. I gave her the brain then drove off. Oh, how it made me smile.
My third confession...
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| i pretend to take my birth control every day in front of my boyfriend.. i hide it under my tongue and take it out when hes not looking. im so blessed to be pregnant - he doesnt know yet. |
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| I'm sitting next to my boyfriend and he isn't wearing a shirt. I like to put pepper on his nipples. |
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| I am a happily married female. My confession is.... my husband has a very small penis.Intercourse is good we definately get off together and are satisfied. My problem is because his penis is small, I hate the thought of him preferring my arse and oral sex more. Which I know could be understandable as it's tighter etc. but I feel like I want to have sex with someone who wants my pussy. Im a women for fuck sake, women want cock, well this one does that's for sure.... Soooo because of this I don't want to let him do me in the arse and I have no desire to give him head either. Yes I know this is normal in every marriage it doesn't stop how I feel though. How can I get passed this so I can keep satisfying him without these horrible feeling. |
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| one time back when I was 15 years old I went to my grampas farm. At this farm he had cows, horses, pigs, chickens. So one day I took a horse named "charlie" back so far he could no longer see us since it was a large farm. So I was really horny that day so I deciede to having sex with the horses. I wanted to see what was so good about it. Once I stuck my penis in the horses ass It fell over and died. I did not tell my grampa this happned so he found him one day and thought it was just natural causes. I feel super bad to this day. |
omglol
this is way better than paying attention in class 
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| wierd sex...I came home and my GF hd made me cookies. The problem was that she left the brand new bottle of real vanilla out and I spilled it because it had no cap on it. I got angry and slapped her as it was the third time. Thing is she got really turned on and the dropped her pants and we layed the pipe. It was strange. |
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| i am a queer girl who has this thing for older men with moustaches. what the fuck?? |
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| I am easily the best at Pro Evolution Soccer on the Playstation but my "friends" (two of whom are gay and regulary indulge in anal and felching)will just not admit it. This Friday night we have planned a competition and if they don't admit how great I am at everything I will out one of them so he cries. |
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| I am an attractive, young, thin man in his early twenties who wants to develop breasts. Is that so bad? I'm not talking big ones. I just want an A cup. That's all. I suppose if we lived a world where it was ok for men to have breasts, then maybe I would want some serious knockers. but right now I would happy with something to fill a bra. I know I _can_ develop real breasts with hormone therapy, but there are so many side affects that I don't want to use hormones. When dudes take estrogen, it shrinks their cock and balls and causes permenant sterility. I like my penis and my ability to have children. I don't want to be sterile for the rest of my life. I want tits because they are beautiful and erogynous and erotic and feminine. I want to breastfeed my children. But I don't want to give up my (only) natural sexual organs. They're better than nothing. I just wish I could be a man and still be a woman. |
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| my dick is really sore and i'm afraid to go to the medics in case they tell me i have to have it removed |
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| a couple years ago, before my parents got new carpet.. i used to hang over the side of the couch and drool on the floor |
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| I am sexually attractcd to animals, llamas paticually |
this one is awesome hahaha 
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| I know my boyfriend's email passwords and i check his email all the time. There is a girl he met in a chat room with whom he flirts. He tells her all the details of our relationship. She defends me a lot and says really nice things about me. She always tries to get him to see my perspective when we have a disagreement. The girl is me but he doesn't know. |
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| Originally posted by Floorfiller this one is awesome hahaha pwned |
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| Originally posted by l�cid classic! and Jason... don't lie. that one about breasts was totally your submission, wasn't it?! |
fuck, the c0r is totally fucking hilarious today
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| Originally posted by noikeee fuck, the c0r is totally fucking hilarious today |
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| I like to masturbate with a trophy that I got from playing softball years ago in middle school. |
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| i have been at a friends house and when she had gone to the bathroom i went in her hamper and smelled a thong or hers, it intoxicated me |
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| When no one was home, I once pulled out this huge Charmander doll and started humping it. It was just so cuddly. Then I put his mouth on my dick and started making his head go back and forth on it |
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| I read other peoples confessions and then go out and act on them |
ahhahahahaha!!! Oh it hurts to laugh now.
How did you stumble upon this site?
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| around christmas time, when im horney, i take a candy cane off the christmas tree and unwrap it and masterbate with it. i know its sick but candy turns me on. after i masterbate with it, i stick it back on the tree. i think one of my younger siblings ate one of them one time. i know its sick, but i cant help it. |
So that's why the candy cane is red and WHITE.
to go along with the candy canes:
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| I went to my family reunion, and they told me to bring potato salad. So, I masterbated in it, and laughed as they all ate it... |
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| i like to smear banana all around my asshole and then have my girlfriend eat it. |
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| i once gave oral sex to my mum's best friend. she was 49 and I was 17. she's dead now. |
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| i love chicken so much i bought one skilled it stuffed and and used it as my sex doll cuz i was to much of a loner to get a dog |
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| I masturbated with a matzah ball |
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| Sometimes I shit in mailboxes. I don't know why. |
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| my dad found a condom wrapper. if only he knew i wasnt having sex i was using it on his brush. |
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| 931723001 One time when i was 13 i was laying on my teddy bear and was rubbing my girlyhood, well i started to dry hump it, and rub it on myself... it actually felt good, the next morning i felt so odd' |
wow...people all over the world are funny
sad thing is, i doubt most of these people are making these up.
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| Originally posted by AndreaCKY772 wow...people all over the world are funny sad thing is, i doubt most of these people are making these up. |
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| Originally posted by Frenchie Really? I think it's the other way around. People are probably just writing dumb shit for a laugh. |
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I killed the person that raped my wife. I tracked him down and beat him until he passed out. I tied him up and waited for him to wake up. I slit his throat and watched him slowly die. He made noises like a dying pig as he gasped for air through his throat. The last thing he saw was a picture of my wife. While he was dying I constantly wispered how he was going to hell for what he did. I burried him under an orange tree out in a grove. He's now labeled as a missing person, my wife is scared to be in the house alone and is pregnant. We aren't sure if the baby is his or mine. I may go to hell for killing this person but something had to be done. He couldn't be allowed to live to ruin the life of another person. |
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| Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie So... do we think this is real? |
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