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Cuz The West Island Kicks Ass
THAT'S RIGHT DOWNTOWN ******S...
YOU KNOW WHO RUNS THIS SHIT
HE ORIGINAL WEST ISLAND GROUP
You know you're from the west island when:
The words Sources, St. John's, St. Charles, Pierrefonds, Gouin or Lakeshore fit into the directions to your house or anywhere else you are going.
--Your sixth sense includes bicycle cop awareness... or not.
--You've received a $75 ticket for drinking, smoking, making out or... gasp... TALKING in a park past the 11pm curfew.
--Anything past the IKEA building is "downtown."
--Soccer mom with a minivan isn't just a suburban clich� to you: you either are one or will be someday.
--You consider Amabaie to be the ghetto.
--You've killed some time in the Herzberg basement.
--You know where the Herzberg basement is.
--You hang out at Cheers, Clyde's, Annie's, McKibbin's or the fourth place that
changes names and locations every year (eg, Fuzzy's, Bed.)
--Pumpkin, strawberry or apple picking at Quinn's farm is not considered child slave labour but a fun field trip every elementary school must make at least once a year.
--If you don't have a car and can't afford a taxi, your night out ends in time to make the last bus home from Fairview.
--Your parents have been banned from attending your soccer, hockey or softball games.
--You don't know Ile-Bizard is an island.
--You've been freaked out at the castle in Senneville.
--You've karaoked in front of a large crowd of drunk lifeguards.
--You are a lifeguard.
--You've spent countless hours with your friends at Rockaberry's talking and eating cake.
--You've explored houses in the process of being built.
--You've paused street hockey games to let a car pass through.
--You're still playing street hockey well into adulthood.
--You can name at least 3 people who have worked at the Coliseum.
--When looking for a job, you print off a dozen CV's and head straight to Fairview.
--You've been to Fairview without having any intention of buying anything. (You also miss the fountain at Fairview)
--You trust a parking lot full of amusement rides that have been set up in a few hours and will be taken down 3 days later.
-You have more cars in your driveway than people in your family.
--You're educational career follows the pattern of elementary school, high school, Cartier, the country club, then somewhere out of the West
Island.
--Rush hour traffic makes you angrier than anything else in your life.
--There is no way that NDG is a suburb.
--Going out to dinner means driving along St-Jean Blvd. and choosing which one of the 80 large restaurants you want to eat at tonight.
--You remember when there were more vacant lots and "greenery."
--Your town has a "Welcome to_________" sign made out of flowers.
--You've been on the train from hell.
--You have spent as much money on your lawn as other people spend on vacations.
--Your family can still afford a vacation.
--Instead of a damn horrible time in the dark and cold, Ice Storm '98 brings back memories of "a whole community coming together in a time of
need."
--You are a senior citizen.
--You are able to complete kindergarten to University degree all in one city, Hell all on one campus!
-- You show up at Tim Horton's with 6 friends, who all live 2 blocks away, with 5 different cars
- You've been in the Chronicle at least once.
- You can't walk through Fairview for more than 30 seconds without having to chat with an acquaintance or friend.
-You've been to Cap St-Jacques. Upon looking at the state of the water. You left.
-You've been to the Ecomuseum
- Your biggest achievement was dating the captain from the local hockey team
-You know, or know of Santosh, Jerry or that Cowboy guy.
-You're convinced that the Chinese restaurant on Gouin near Sources is a front for organized crime
-You wonder if the environmentalist guy that walks down main streets uses eco-friendly paper for his signs.
-Anytime your waiting for a STM bus, the bus on the opposing side of the street passes by numerous times before your bus eventually arrives.
West Island REPRESENT!
you took that from the facebook group eh?
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| Originally posted by all-nite-freak if i wanted to be in a room full of frantic israelis i would go to a Ray and Jay Investors group meeting in Pierrefonds  |
I once took a swim in the river after drinking in Clyde's.
That's my West Island story.
You know you're from the west island when you've smoked at least one joint in a empty parking lot.
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| Originally posted by Marcus007 You know you're from the west island when you've smoked at least one joint in a empty parking lot. |
i smoke it inside myself good sir ;-)
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| Originally posted by Marcus007 i smoke it inside myself good sir ;-) |
Less than 2 months until I am out of the West Island for good
^ 3 months here, just signed a lease today 
(my apartment is like 3 mintues from Moog... im going to go broke 
)
Good bye Waste Island!
hahaahha
haterssss
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| Originally posted by Leif ^ 3 months here, just signed a lease today (my apartment is like 3 mintues from Moog... im going to go broke )Good bye Waste Island! |
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| Originally posted by Marcus007 hahaahha haterssss |
hehehehee
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| Originally posted by magikb we hate everything that you like Marcus |
I heart the west island, I'm safe from Summerwolf here... Wait, where do you live Summerwolf?
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| Originally posted by SummerWolf oh fuck... maybe NOT EVERYTHING!!! damn... im sure he is going to choke on BeB... he will find a way |
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| Originally posted by Alex I heart the west island, I'm safe from Summerwolf here... Wait, where do you live Summerwolf? |
the only thing good about this waste land is taco bell. The west Island is run by the crooked man who is CEO of Future Electronics.
ill be out of the west island in september, man that list is too good.
Fuk that list is amazing lol! I like the one about the senneville castle. I have some good memories going to the top in the middle of the night with only a lit joint to lead the way
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| Originally posted by all-nite-freak the only thing good about this waste land is taco bell. The west Island is run by the crooked man who is CEO of Future Electronics. |
i still havent been to the taco bell yet, i heard the food was pretty shitty tho
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| Originally posted by all-nite-freak The west Island is run by the crooked man who is CEO of Future Electronics. |
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| Originally posted by Dj Nacht Fuk that list is amazing lol! I like the one about the senneville castle. I have some good memories going to the top in the middle of the night with only a lit joint to lead the way |
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