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So...
I was running through my house this morning when I turned a corner too early and bashed my shoulder against the wall. I wasn't even going that fast, but holy crap did it hurt. I'm looking at it now and the entire shoulder is red, and there's a welt going through the middle... I'm guessing thats where the edge of the wall hit.
As for why I was running in the first place... I can't remember.
Anyone else ever selfpwn themself?
I once stubbed my toe against a dresser. It stung a bit. I cried and made a thread. 
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| Originally posted by Cosmic Fur I once stubbed my toe against a dresser. It stung a bit. I cried and made a thread. |
younger..horking a huge loogie out the schoolbus window....it just flew back in my face....that was quite a selfpwn
Selfpwns are the key to humility.
Just yesterday, I was going into a store, and my flip-flop caught on the step leading to the door, so I went flying into the door. To make matters worse, I have a large metal buckle on my handbag that was not done up properly so it slammed into the door making an even louder noise than my body did when hit the door. The store was sooo busy too. Oh God I was embarssed.
I selfpwn myself almost daily, its pretty damn annoying.
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| Originally posted by Cosmic Fur I once stubbed my toe against a dresser. It stung a bit. I cried and made a thread. |
lol!! You're too funny. 
yesterday - exiting a store, so I was maneuvering all the bags, and one in particular which was a gift for my friend, so as I was doing that trying to keep the bag safe, I walked straight into a construction poll, with a loud BANG!
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| Originally posted by FunkyCrew yesterday - exiting a store, so I was maneuvering all the bags, and one in particular which was a gift for my friend, so as I was doing that trying to keep the bag safe, I walked straight into a construction poll, with a loud BANG! |
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| Originally posted by Import I selfpwn myself almost daily, its pretty damn annoying. |
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| Originally posted by EvilTree LMAO! <3 Kris |
and of course there was a handful of shoppers around me who HAD to be right in front of the store
Today at work, I selfpwnd myself. I went to get water, and a stupid computer plug was somehow wrapped around my shoe (obviously I didn't know about that). I got up and tripped. People laughed.
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| Originally posted by Cribby +1 |
And my neck hurts too.. I'm gonna rest a bit...because nothing will keep me from dancing tonight! 
the worst I have ever done was at DV in 2005.
Totally rocked and I was on a mission to go see Eddie Haliwell playing at the EuroGrooves tent. Well these tents have huge signs outside them held up by HUGE metal posts so you know which tent it is; and well me on my one track mind thought that I would be short enough to fit right under it.. well guess again. SMACK right in my forehead and I go down hard. It has been raining all weekend too, so I was covered in mud to go along with the huge bump on my forehead..lol
Once when I was really young, I licked a metal pole as a dare (in winter) at school and obviously it got stuck there. The teachers didn't even help me. I had to stand outside by myself for a looooong time with my tongue on a pole while everyone was looking at me from the windows.
SELFPWN!
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| Originally posted by Cribby I think I just jinxed myself. Ahhhhhhh! So not even 20 minutes ago, after dancing like a fool in my room..(long story)..I landed on my foot and now there's this massive swelling going on And my neck hurts too.. I'm gonna rest a bit...because nothing will keep me from dancing tonight! |
how about putting both feet into one trouser leg, and falling down hard on hardwood floor? yap done that twice, both times I sprained my big toe on one of my feet
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| Originally posted by above'N'beyond I'll bet the cribby claw was involved wasnt it? |
not wearing a helment with a hooker
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| Originally posted by jchung52 not wearing a helment with a hooker |
first year unniversity in a BIG lecture hall (auditorium style) i was sitting near the back on the very last seat where the stairs are, i dropped by book and it fell down like 4-5 steps....no biggie right, i got up and leaned over to pick it up, and my cell phone drops out of my chest pocket and battery falls out and everything and falls all the way to the end
by this time everyone is looking at me cuz it was loud and i was getting embarassed, so i quickly got up and started going down the stairs when i trip over myself and fall down a good 10 stairs
so by this time u hear ppl trying to hold in their laughter and trying not to be rude but someone just let it out first (u know that cover your mouth laugh then it just ERUPTS), well everyone was just having a doozy laughing at me so i grabbed my cell phone walked up the stairs in shame, picked up my book and sat back down when i yelled out really loud
"LOOKS LIKE PHYSICS FUCKED ME OVER AGAIN" HAHAHAHAHA coincidentaly it WAS in fact a physics class and lots of ppl were doing terribly as well
the laughter continued for a good 3-4 minutes untill it died down, then one in a while u would hear someone start laughing on their own
ohhhh good old first year - i met LOTS of ppl after that one!
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| Originally posted by Cribby taking a hot naked bath has done wonders for me. Still in pain but meh, I'm too stubborn. |
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| Originally posted by musicsnob_NOT How often do you take a bath with clothes on? Are you one of those guys who shower at the gym with your underwear on? |
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