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You evolved from monkeys (take that, walker)

I searched for any related threads, but came up with nothing. So without further ado:

Chimpanzees living in the West African savannah have been observed fashioning deadly spears from sticks and using the tools to hunt small mammals -- the first routine production of deadly weapons ever observed in animals other than humans.

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*edited for semantics*

neat

that shit is bananas

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Originally posted by {b.s.e.} that shit is bananas

word

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Originally posted by {b.s.e.} that shit is bananas

Your thread title doesnt make any sense

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Originally posted by Orbax Your thread title doesnt make any sense

get over yerself, Orbwax

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right in two � Angels on the sideline, Puzzled and amused. Why did Father give these humans free will? Now they're all confused. Don't these talking monkeys know that Eden has enough to go around? Plenty in this holy garden, silly monkeys Where there's one you're bound to divide it Right in two Angels on the sideline, Baffled and confused. Father blessed them all with reason, And this is what they choose? Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground. Silly monkeys give them thumbs they forge a blade And where there's one they're bound to divide it Right in two Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground. Silly monkeys give them thumbs they make a club, And beat their brother down. How they survive so misguided is a mystery. Repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability, To lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here. [Cutting it all right in two / Cut it all right in two] / Cutting our love right in two] Fight over the clouds, over wind, over sky Fight over your lie, over blood, over anything Fight over love, over sun, over nothing Fight till they die, (Ahhh!) over what? for their ending [This whole part above needs a lot of help - head for the Opinion page and help out!] Angels on the sideline again, [Mixing love / Benched along] with patience and reason. Angels on the sideline again, Wondering where this tug of war will end. [Cutting it all right in two / Cut it all right in two] / Cutting our love right in two]

We are still monkeys.

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Originally posted by {b.s.e.} get over yerself, Orbwax

Are you talking about theistic evolutionists or Creationists with "C"?

If you dont know what youre talking about you should shut your ignorant mouth

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Originally posted by d-miurge We are still monkeys.

no, we're not. we belong to the genus 'homo' and chimps are of the genus 'pan'.

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Originally posted by Orbax Are you talking about theistic evolutionists or Creationists with "C"? If you dont know what youre talking about you should shut your ignorant mouth

antagonistic as always, eh bud?

I believe the slight was directed at creationists, and not at evolutionary creationism.

Next stop: To the moon Alice!

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Originally posted by getfoul

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Originally posted by {b.s.e.} antagonistic as always, eh bud? I believe the slight was directed at creationists, and not at evolutionary creationism.

No, the "slight" was originally at God as your title was suggesting evolution cancels out any kind of theistic or deistic intervention in any sphere by necessity.

The tone of your posts is the same ignorant crap all the atheists who just kind of understand the world a little bit better than everyone else always throw up to try to make the science diametrically opposed to God, religion, and spirituality.

Instead of saying, "Cool evolutionary study" , you decided to hop on the bandwagon.

None of these things answers any of the big questions such as morality, before the big bang, and what happens when we die. So why bring it up when it sheds no light and nothing intellectual on an already overwrought subject.

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Originally posted by {b.s.e.} no, we're not. we belong to the genus 'homo' and chimps are of the genus 'pan'.

Hey I'm not a Homo!

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Originally posted by Orbax No, the "slight" was originally at God as your title was suggesting evolution cancels out any kind of theistic or deistic intervention in any sphere by necessity. The tone of your posts is the same ignorant crap all the atheists who just kind of understand the world a little bit better than everyone else always throw up to try to make the science diametrically opposed to God, religion, and spirituality. Instead of saying, "Cool evolutionary study" , you decided to hop on the bandwagon. None of these things answers any of the big questions such as morality, before the big bang, and what happens when we die. So why bring it up when it sheds no light and nothing intellectual on an already overwrought subject.

your problem, walker, is that you take everything far too literally. stop trying to flex your intellect and relax.

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Originally posted by {b.s.e.} your problem, walker, is that you take everything far too literally. stop trying to flex your intellect and relax.

"Flexing [my] intellect" is an odd way to describe being thoughtful.

walker, are you gonna take this abuse? Fight back harder.

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Originally posted by getfoul walker, are you gonna take this abuse? Fight back harder.

*Slaps your sister*

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Originally posted by Orbax "Flexing [my] intellect" is an odd way to describe being thoughtful.

your thoughts were comprimised when you chose to call me ignorant.

when exactly were you being thoughtful? granted, it takes thought to type out 'your thread title doesn't make any sense', but that's far from thoughtful.

You were arguing entirely on semantics. I had no intentions of generating a discussion on evolutionary creationism, or atheism or any of that shit that starts wars and bickering.

i just think it's fucking cool that chimps have been witnessed hunting smaller primates with sharpened sticks.

ergo, .

this bananas is getting shittier

arguing semantics is only negative when the meaning of the word(s) are irrelevant to the message. I guess I am crazy that when someone effectively posted:

Latest match at the Thunderdome Thunderdome THUNDERDOME

GOD vs EVOLUTION

It was a uncontested win for evolution in February, with God doing a no-show in the monkeys poking stick contest. His presence was conspicuously absent as a chimpanzee first picked up a stick and then poked it into a hole.

Another victory for the current favorite "Evolution" and another disappointed round from His mightiness, God.


They are both facetious, but it does propagate an annoying cliche.

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Originally posted by Orbax *Slaps your sister*

/*Insert Your Mom joke about her riding a crappy bike here*/

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Originally posted by getfoul /*Insert Your Mom joke about her riding a crappy bike here*/

*Jumps off said bike and slaps a teenager*

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