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Posted by Jake Benson on Apr-05-2007 21:24:

I need some dating advice

Okay for the purposes of the fact that this board is prodominantly straight, I'll convert my gay ass to straight talk so you guys can understand me better:

There's this chick I met at a club. We talked and exchanged numbers and blah blah blah. All weekend she was like I can't wait to see you and kiss and I was like score! She came over on my birthday and we did everything except for sex. She was explaining to me she wanted to wait to have sex because she liked me and didn't want me as just a booty call. She wanted more dates! So I was thinking possible LTR right?

She works in Phoenix but lives in LA so she's here all the time. She won't talk on the phone for more than 3 minutes and she's been in Phoenix for 2 weeks. AND her profile on myspace changed from "single" to "swinger." WTF?

I didn't know whassup so I asked if she wanted to meet up at this huge weekend gathering we'll both be at. Her reply was something like "It would be great to run into you and hug you, but let's see how things unfold." See how things unfold? BULLSHIT! She's a slut isn't she!

What's your take?

Should I get over this slut-crusted bitch? She's obviously into just sex like the rest of them. Why can't she just fuckin tell me there's some other guy in her life or that she's a ho? Is she putting me on hold for another booty call when she's in LA? Should I just use her for sex and get over her? Should I ignore her until she wants me so bad she'll be beggin for me c0ck? I'd do that but it might backfire cuz if she really doesn't like me then she wouldn't notice me ignoring her. God damnit I hate gays...I mean girls. =(


Posted by Yan on Apr-05-2007 21:26:

Try dating a girl again.

For realz.


Posted by DarkAngel on Apr-05-2007 21:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
Try dating a girl again.

For realz.



ROFL


Posted by Jake Benson on Apr-05-2007 21:27:

That doesn't help. I need advice on this one. You mean try this one again? See if she pulls through and puts out?


Posted by Yan on Apr-05-2007 21:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
That doesn't help. I need advice on this one. You mean try this one again? See if she pulls through and puts out?


No.

I mean what I said at face value. Doesn't get simpler than that.


Posted by jonSun on Apr-05-2007 21:29:

keep her chillin.


Posted by Boomer187 on Apr-05-2007 21:29:

men are assholes.


Posted by DarkAngel on Apr-05-2007 21:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
men are assholes.


So in turn, Jake Benson and his object of affection are indeed, both assholes


Posted by Jake Benson on Apr-05-2007 21:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Yan
No.

I mean what I said at face value. Doesn't get simpler than that.



Idiot, I wouldn't know what to do with a real bergina. Now give me advice, fo realz.


Posted by Lilith on Apr-05-2007 21:31:

Ditch her... him (damn it ...switch back to gender neutral mode), they obviously irritate you a fair bit, when they do that, you dump their ass until they wake up to themselves or piss off.


Didn't realise there was a closet for people to come out as being straight?


Posted by DarkAngel on Apr-05-2007 21:32:

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
Idiot, I wouldn't know what to do with a real bergina. Now give me advice, fo realz.



Berwhat?

And you're supposed to stick....eh....your dick, finger or tongue in it....any of 'em, all of 'em, I dunno, that's your perogrative (spelling?)


Posted by shaw on Apr-05-2007 21:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
Ditch her... him (damn it ...switch back to gender neutral mode), they obviously irritate you a fair bit, when they do that, you dump their ass until they wake up to themselves or piss off.


Didn't realise there was a closet for people to come out as being straight?


'they' can only be plural.


Posted by igottaknow on Apr-05-2007 21:36:

he i mean she sounds like a slut that has lots of options on the table. your getting the run around so its pretty obvious that you should only continue pursuing him i mean her if you want to deal with this type of bull shit.


Posted by tubularbills on Apr-05-2007 21:37:

please, whatever you do, don't base your decisions off of their myspace profile.


Posted by shaw on Apr-05-2007 21:37:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
their





I give up.


Posted by igottaknow on Apr-05-2007 21:38:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
please, whatever you do, don't base your decisions off of their myspace profile.


Posted by Yan on Apr-05-2007 21:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
Idiot, I wouldn't know what to do with a real bergina. Now give me advice, fo realz.


There's never a better time to learn than now.

It's trial and error, buddy. If you never try it, you never know. Could be pitching (or catching) for the wrong team your entire life.


Posted by Lilith on Apr-05-2007 21:44:

quote:
Originally posted by inconspicuous
'they' can only be plural.

Works fine for a 3rd person pronoun for 'generalisation too which I've used in that context, that and it's 7am, I'm still half asleep and can't be arsed.


Posted by DarkAngel on Apr-05-2007 21:45:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
please, whatever you do, don't base your decisions off of their myspace profile.




Posted by shaw on Apr-05-2007 21:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
Works fine for a 3rd person pronoun


3rd person plural


Posted by Lilith on Apr-05-2007 21:47:

Pronoun!
Now piss off unless your're my 10th year english teacher!

edit- fixed for the picky and English lacks a common-gender third person singular pronoun that can be used to refer to indefinite pronouns so please, find something better to do with your day and go play in the sun or something


Posted by shaw on Apr-05-2007 21:49:

heh. You're surely not the first, and, unfortunately, won't be the last to do it.

*cringes at 'your'*

k I'm done.

back to the "advice"


Posted by jdat on Apr-05-2007 22:02:



sorry I can't stop laughing at the fact you are basing part of your opinion on myspace which is famous for being filled with half truths



if you think you want to pursue a friendship or possibly more you should try to hang out with this girl (*cough* ) when she is back to town.
If things go well perhaps she'll show you around the world


Posted by DjDeComp on Apr-05-2007 22:41:

Shemales


Posted by DarkAngel on Apr-05-2007 22:45:

quote:
Originally posted by DjDeComp
Shemales


Psy-T?


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