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hah
im drunk!
who wants to second that?
lol im so tempted to say something
do it pussy
u win at life Caela.
I'm working on drunk.
But I got a nice buzzzzzz
I had a shot of Cognac earlier tonight, didn't do shit, as expected.
BLAH BLAH BLAH.
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| Originally posted by CrazedOut I had a shot of Cognac earlier tonight, didn't do shit, as expected. BLAH BLAH BLAH. |
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| Originally posted by CrazedOut I had a shot of Cognac earlier tonight, didn't do shit, as expected. |
caela, if i told u were beautiful, would u date me on the regular,,..baby would u?!?!?
Becauseeeeeee i can see us holding hands walking on the beach all toes in the sannnd
I was having a bad week � I crashed the car and the cat carked it � Weighed myself outside Woolies and I�d put on 4 kilos
Arranged to meet an old friend for coffee � I poured my heart out � told her all about � Poor dead fluffy, and the bloody car, and did she think I should go on a diet?
She studied my face, trying to frame the words to say � Just the right blend of sympathy and advice � She took a big breath. And looked into my eyes and she said:
You should go on Australian Idol! � Even if you don�t win, you�ll have a great time. � Don�t worry that you don�t look like a supermodel � They�re even letting fatties on there now so you should be fine.
I said �Thanks, I feel a lot better now� � Then I erased her number from my phone � I didn�t know how much we�d grown apart.
The very next day was my birthday. � No one called, except my grandma � And she was drunk, she just needed a lift home from the pub
Then that Sunday night, I went to dinner with my rellies � They said �Happy Birthday! Do you mind if we put the tv on? � It�s nearly the final of Australian Idol and
You should go on Australian Idol � You�re much prettier than her � she looks like a pudding � �You�ll win it no worries love� said my uncle � And I just turned and looked at him like he was something that I stood in.
And don�t get me wrong � if I turn on the tv and it�s on � I can�t stop watching. Even with the ads � Even with those two dickheads blabbing on between songs � I love to see their spirits crushed, their egos shattered � I love the ones that really suck in the first auditions � I love to watch them sob, their dreams in tatters � And I laugh while I eat my dinner � They�re crying in their 5-star hotel, and I�m cackling on my cack-brown couch � And it�s not that I am jealous, I�m not jealous, I�m not jealous. � The next Sunday, I had a pretty bad hangover
Feeling pretty grumpy � Sitting on the couch, eating Pringles feeling sorry for myself. � I flipped to Channel 10 and before I knew it I was watching a really short guy � Singing that really annoying song by Craig David.
Suddenly I rose to my feet � it must have been divine intervention � I saw the light in front of me, and I screamed!
Why am I watching Australian Idol? (God!) � Am I really reduced to this pitiful state? Jesus! � I may as well just head down to my local karaoke bar � Or better still just change to SBS. � You better believe it � I changed to SBS � So Marcia, Holden, whatever your name is� � Shove it up your ass!
Your drunk eh, very well. Get on with the nekked pics then.
have you considered modelling? They can pretty much airbrush anything these days
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| Originally posted by Ian have you considered modelling? They can pretty much airbrush anything these days |
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| Originally posted by Lilith ^^^ but some need about 15kg of spac filler and 4L of house paint... |
neat
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| Originally posted by Ian yeah but it makes you look stunningly beautiful xxx |
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| Originally posted by Trance Nutter |
randomness
i'm sober and i have to go to work. suck. 
Trance Nutter, if I could paypal you a beer (of a bottle of voddy) I would.
Chin up!
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| Originally posted by Sushipunk Trance Nutter, if I could paypal you a beer (of a bottle of voddy) I would. |
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| Originally posted by Trance Nutter http://shop.larkdistillery.com.au/s...C4B5959555C454B |
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A traditional vodka with a hint of Tasmanian Pepperberry. Kosher Certified <---  |
Yeah, I was a bit about the Kosher bit too, but its good shit.
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| Originally posted by Trance Nutter Yeah, I was a bit about the Kosher bit too, but its good shit. |
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| Originally posted by Sushipunk To be completely honest, I was slightly more worried about the 'Tasmanian' part |
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| Originally posted by Marc Summers lol im so tempted to say something |
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