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african safaris, the real deal

if any of u is interested on going for a african safari / camping, sleeping in the wild, seeing animals in their natural habitat upfront p.m me and i could be your personal guide. dont worry about your budget we can have something catered for whatever u got. Btw am from kenya, africa home of the eighth wonder of the world

I want to pet a friuggnin lion!!!!@

Will I get to shoot anything?

Well this certainly is interesting.

EDIT:

Can you show me a lion pwning a hyena while 'Smack My Bitch Up' plays in the background? Now THAT I would pay TOP DOLLAR for.

what does $20USD get me?

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Originally posted by kid nyce what does $20 get me?

Bend over, I'll show you.


/SICKZINGLIKEWOAH!

not sure about petting a lion, their not domesticated their out in the wild, it probably will chew off your hand and about hunting thats illegal

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Originally posted by Ygrene EDIT: Can you show me a lion pwning a hyena while 'Smack My Bitch Up' plays in the background? Now THAT I would pay TOP DOLLAR for.

hahah

Wait... Are you the guy who keeps sending me those emails asking for money?

quote:

Originally posted by Ygrene Bend over, I'll show you. /SICKZINGLIKEWOAH!

oh ygrene i thought that was only for tuesday nights lol

needs more giraffe sex

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Originally posted by kid nyce oh ygrene i thought that was only for tuesday nights lol

omg how do I sign up to go out into the wilds with high powered rifles and a man named gremlin?

oh pleeease say its as easy as sending you money

Is it true that only in Kenya you've got lions? And Tigers? Only in Kenya!?

Hah, forget Norway!

first off i aint asked anyone to send me money. no ones paying for anything until the trip is confirmed

O M G


THIS IS SPAM!

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Originally posted by grmlyn first off i aint asked anyone to send me money. no ones paying for anything until the trip is confirmed

so really, what can i get for $20USD?

So do you send us a "money order" and then we send you another money order to make up the difference and "pay for the safari"?

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Originally posted by grmlyn first off i aint asked anyone to send me money. no ones paying for anything until the trip is confirmed

How do you compete with the national safaris convention in Las Vegas. What do you offer that other PHs wouldnt? What part of Africa do you specialize in, and does your package include eco-tourism

You used the phrase 'The Real Deal'. Is Evander Holyfield associated with your safari tours in any way? Because that would be super.

as little warning. You haven't used it, but never use the term 'as real as it gets' or else you will get sued by zuffa entertainment.

My name is Mr.Moses Odiaka.I work in the credit and accounts department of
Union Bank of NigeriaPlc,Lagos, Nigeria. I write you in respect of a
foreign customer with a Domicilliary account. His name is Engineer Manfred
Becker. He was among those who died in a plane crash here in Nigeria
during the reign of late General Sani Abacha.

Since the demise of this our customer, Engineer Manfred Becker, who was an
oil merchant/contractor, I have kept a close watch of the deposit records
and accounts and since then nobody has come to claim the money in this a/c
as next of kin to the late Engineer. He had only $18.5mllion in his a/c
and the a/c is coded. It is only an insider that could produce the code or
password of the deposit particulars. As it stands now,there is nobody in
that position to produce the needed information other than my very self
considering my position in the bank.

Based on the reason that nobody has come forward to claim the deposit as
next of kin, I hereby ask for your co operation in using your name as the
next of kin to the deceased to send these funds out to a foreign offshore
bank a/c for mutual sharing between myself and you. At this point I am the
only one with the information because I have removed the deposit file from
the safe.By so doing, what is required is to send an aplication laying
claims of the deposit on your name as next of kin to the late Engineer. I
will need your full name and address telephone/fax number,company or
residential, also your bank name and account,where the money will be
transfer into.

Finally i want you to understand that the request for a foreigner as the
next of kin is occassioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner
and for that reason alone a local cannot represent as next of kin. When
you contact me, then we shall discuss on how the money will be split
between us and others we shall also speak in details.I am currently in
europe for a six months course,you can reach me on this number for further
discussion 0031 623 866 723.Kindly send your reply to my private email
address stated below [email protected][/email] or [email][email protected]

Trusting to hear from you,

I remain Respectfully yours,

Mr Moses Odiaka.

20 usd
ask urself if that can cover for the flight

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Originally posted by grmlyn 20 usd ask urself if that can cover for the flight

ohhh snap someone just got burrrrrrrrrrned.



So take off all your clooooothes

Also, I don't think Andre The Giant was from Kenya.

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