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Posted by jonas on Apr-13-2007 18:36:

Kenneth Thomas.....

.....is lurking the TXTA forum.

Posted by davemolina on Apr-13-2007 18:43:

Shhhhh!!!

KT might hear you.

I heard he once killed a bear from 1000 yards, with his bare hands.

Posted by jonas on Apr-13-2007 18:45:

quote:
Originally posted by davemolina
Shhhhh!!!

KT might hear you.

I heard he once killed a bear from 1000 yards, with his bare hands.

That's not entirely true. The bear came at hime and realized he was KT. No one heard from the bear ever again.

Posted by progress on Apr-13-2007 19:21:

If you can see Kenneth Thomas, he can see you. If you can't see Kenneth Thomas you may be only seconds away from death.

Posted by progress on Apr-13-2007 19:25:

Kenneth Thomas once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.

Posted by jonas on Apr-13-2007 19:25:

I heard he produced a track called 'Ninja', but it's too dangerous to release.

Posted by jonas on Apr-13-2007 19:26:

I heard he walked across the Atlantic to Ibiza last summer. That's just what I heard. I was too afraid to ask him.

Posted by Ph03n1x on Apr-13-2007 19:40:

Kenneth Thomas is really Chuck Norris!

Posted by jonas on Apr-13-2007 19:52:

quote:
Originally posted by Ph03n1x
Kenneth Thomas is really Chuck Norris!

You better delete this before Kenneth sees it. Kenneth was a guest on Walker, Texas Ranger. He is the only villain to ever kill Chuck Norris on the show. They haven't shown it yet.

Posted by progress on Apr-13-2007 20:20:

Kenneth Thomas drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

Posted by jonas on Apr-13-2007 20:22:

Kenneth Thomas needs no DJ equipement. He just raises his hands to the sky and music happens.

Posted by davemolina on Apr-13-2007 21:10:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

OMFG Steve, you made this thread...hands down.

I heard thunder outside just now. That must be KT laughing with approval.

Posted by Lizandrooo on Apr-13-2007 21:27:

I heard... kenneth is so bad... he can just point at you... and make you dance... with no music !

Posted by Ph03n1x on Apr-13-2007 21:34:

quote:
I heard... kenneth is so bad... he can just point at you... and make you dance... with no music !

Please try again, Lizy.

Posted by Lizandrooo on Apr-13-2007 21:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Ph03n1x
Please try again, Lizy.

*gets my assback on the bench.*

Posted by jonas on Apr-13-2007 22:13:

quote:
Originally posted by davemolina
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

OMFG Steve, you made this thread...hands down.

I heard thunder outside just now. That must be KT laughing with approval.

I don't know. I was told not to listen for KT's laughter until he told me to. And Steve obeys when KT talks.

Posted by jonas on Apr-13-2007 22:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Lizard_boy
*gets my assback on the bench.*

Thank you. Please drive through.

Posted by progress on Apr-13-2007 22:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Lizard_boy
*gets my assback on the bench.*

Bench!?!?! Fetch me some water boy!!!

Posted by jonas on Apr-13-2007 22:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Progress Ent.
Bench!?!?! Fetch me some water boy!!!

Posted by progress on Apr-13-2007 22:28:

Kenneth Thomas once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with the waterboy. Kenneth roundhouse kicked the waterboy 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.

Posted by progress on Apr-13-2007 22:29:

Meh, that one's not as funny without the 3 month old baby.....

Posted by davemolina on Apr-13-2007 23:05:

Its also not as funny when you're just replacing the word "Chuck Norris" with the legend "Kenneth Thomas" on stuff you copied.

Posted by davemolina on Apr-13-2007 23:06:

We should start a KTTA alliance.

Now.

Posted by Carlos Pereira on Apr-13-2007 23:10:

Posted by Carlos Pereira on Apr-13-2007 23:11:

quote:
Originally posted by davemolina
We should start a KTTA alliance.

Now.

+1

I'll be "Lunchmeat Treasurer" of the club.

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