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Men Finally Have Their Revenge!

For all these years we've had to put up with embarrassing TV commercials for women issues, like douche ads with mother and daughter discussing that not so "fresh" feeling or tampons and sanitary napkins. I mean whats up with the blue liquid they pour on them? And do those wings allow you ladies to fly while you're on your period?

Any ways now we men have our own ads for our enlarged prostates and pills for our erection disorders so grandpa can still fuck the shit out grandma.

Anyways payback is sweet.

Did you JUST get a TV?

Meet Bob....

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Originally posted by Frenchie Did you JUST get a TV?

no but i just finished my taxes

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak Meet Bob....

I doubt he is faithful to his wife, she has a greasy face, and all the chicks seem to be digging his big dick.

i used to steal viagras from azia's step dad

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Originally posted by igottaknow no but i just finished my taxes

These commercials have been on for years now, you're behind the time

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak i used to steal viagras from azia's step dad

..and you're proud of this?

do you think women like watching those commericals too? Not once have i watched a commercial for feminine hygiene and thought "WHOA!! THAT DOUCHEBAG LOOKS SO AWESOME! I'M GONNA GO BUY 4 RIGHT NOW!! OH AND I SHOULD ALSO PICK UP MORE STOOL SOFTNER!"

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak i used to steal viagras from azia's step dad

so does it give you a boner for hours on end? i think that would scare me.

I love watching TV during dinner and having one of those commercials come on. All the men in the room squirm or change the channel.

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Originally posted by Frenchie These commercials have been on for years now, you're behind the time

the frequency of these type of ads has picked up and they even come on when kids would be watching. just think its kinda weird.

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..and you're proud of this?

i'm just saying we're even

Viagra is great. We didn't see each other during the week so when the weekend sex was a mandatory activity whenever possible. I wasn't used to having a kid run around, they can tire you out. With viagra you aint going to bed sporting petrified wood for fear of hemoraging. When she's on top you can take a quick nap and not miss a beat.<3 science.

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel do you think women like watching those commericals too? Not once have i watched a commercial for feminine hygiene and thought "WHOA!! THAT DOUCHEBAG LOOKS SO AWESOME! I'M GONNA GO BUY 4 RIGHT NOW!! OH AND I SHOULD ALSO PICK UP MORE STOOL SOFTNER!"

yeah i could have said don't you hate those type of ads, but i wanted to create some drama

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak i used to steal viagras from azia's step dad

I've always wondered what it would be like to take one when you're healthy and young...I'd be afraid I'd end up calling 911 in a panic saying I have a boner that won't go down!!!

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel ...i watched a commercial for feminine hygiene and thought "WHOA!! THAT DOUCHEBAG LOOKS SO AWESOME! I'M GONNA GO BUY 4 RIGHT NOW!! OH AND I SHOULD ALSO PICK UP MORE STOOL SOFTNER!"

Thanks for the new sig

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak Viagra is great. We didn't see each other during the week so when the weekend sex was a mandatory activity whenever possible. I wasn't used to having a kid run around, they can tire you out. With viagra you aint going to bed sporting petrified wood for fear of hemoraging. When she's on top you can take a quick nap and not miss a beat.<3 science.

i guess i've never had a problem getting it up. if anything i can get hard too easily (an inconvenient truth)

it still doesn't work if you aren't aroused...you still need to get turned on. All it does is allow more blood into your penis. It can be very hard to cum. Viagra on a hot summer nite can be like the Boston Marathon.

lol, I can get it up...it just makes a tired boy a more horny one. I don't do sex without the swinging off chandeliers. Slow missionary "loving" sex is for people with broken hips imo.

I've always liked the Levitra commercial where the guy is trying to throw the football into the hoop. He just couldn't quite get it, and he was so discouraged. But, at the end it goes right in and he pumps his fists, and you're really cheering for the guy! YEAH!

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Originally posted by tranceDJ I've always wondered what it would be like to take one when you're healthy and young...I'd be afraid I'd end up calling 911 in a panic saying I have a boner that won't go down!!!

yeah i heard they have to stick a big needle in your dick. no thx. i'm sure jennypie could tell us all about it

plus raging viagra wood makes it way easier and less uncomfortable for her anus

oh man brett, you're always busting my balls

You shouldn't even be thinking about Viagra at your age and quite frankly if I was with a man your age and he was contemplating or wanting to take it I'd walk the other way.

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel oh man brett, you're always busting my balls

'tis part of my job

why not...i didn't use it all the time.
I thought of it as cock steroids.It can be hard to marathon fuck, this just makes it easier. Once in awhile its fun...No different than the people who like to smoke weed before fucking.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak No different than the people who like to smoke weed before fucking.

That's 100% fun. My favorite past time.

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