Write your own 30 second play/monologue.

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Posted by denys envy on Apr-20-2007 18:39:

Write your own 30 second play/monologue.

/Dude walks out on stage.

(excitedly) "So last night I gave my girlfriend a blowjob and..."

/pause

"ohh no wait a fucking minute."

/on the phone with girl.

"was that a dick in my mouth!? A DICK!? IN MY MOUTH!? WHAT. THE. FUCK.!"

"i meant to tell you."

"YOU MEANT TO TELL ME! YOU MEANT TO... GIRL YOU CRAZY! I'LL KILL YOU GIRL... OR GUY... OR WHATEVER THE FUCK!"

/grabs hammer, pliers, blowtorch.

/mumbling to self.

"i'm gonna get medieval on that ass."

/door slams.

Posted by Slylee on Apr-20-2007 19:02:

Posted by igottaknow on Apr-20-2007 19:03:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
no

Posted by wienerschnitzel on Apr-20-2007 20:52:

Posted by ASFSE on Apr-20-2007 20:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
no

Posted by chach on Apr-20-2007 20:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
no
quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
no

Posted by GoSpeedGo! on Apr-20-2007 20:55:

This thread delivers

Posted by Silky Johnson on Apr-20-2007 20:55:

/forum poster opens thread

"What the fuck is this shit? Is this supposed to be funny?"

/forum poster stabs self

End.

I know it's not 30 seconds, but I figure the part after the talking would be filled with dramatic silence.

Posted by Omega_Blue on Apr-20-2007 20:58:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
/forum poster opens thread

"What the fuck is this shit? Is this supposed to be funny?"

/forum poster stabs self

End.

I know it's not 30 seconds, but I figure the part after the talking would be filled with dramatic silence.

30 seconds of stabbing action!!

Posted by chach on Apr-20-2007 20:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_Blue
30 seconds of stabbing action!!

Posted by Silky Johnson on Apr-20-2007 20:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_Blue
30 seconds of stabbing action!!

Brilliant!

Posted by Frenchie on Apr-20-2007 21:02:

Thread fail of the year

Posted by chach on Apr-20-2007 21:03:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
Thread fail of the year

Pretty early to be calling that, no?

Posted by Silky Johnson on Apr-20-2007 21:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
Thread fail of the year

How can a thread filled with so much stabbing be a failure?? HOW???

Posted by GoSpeedGo! on Apr-20-2007 21:06:

This thread needs more retards

Posted by Frenchie on Apr-20-2007 21:06:

quote:
Originally posted by chach
Pretty early to be calling that, no?

No, because in ~~2 weeks~~ a few hours someone else will make a stupid thread and it will be named "stupidest thread of the year"

Posted by Omega_Blue on Apr-20-2007 21:06:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
How can a thread filled with so much stabbing be a failure?? HOW???

+ fucking one. it's like a slasher flick in hurr. *stabs frenchie*

*....fOR 30 SECONDS!!!*

Posted by chach on Apr-20-2007 21:08:

quote:
Originally posted by paulandrews
This thread needs more retards

Posted by Silky Johnson on Apr-20-2007 21:11:

This thread needs more stabbing retards.

Posted by Frenchie on Apr-20-2007 21:12:

Posted by GoSpeedGo! on Apr-20-2007 21:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie

Nice monologue you got there!

Posted by igottaknow on Apr-20-2007 21:15:

the thread started miscalculated the lack of funny in a parody of VT killer playwriting skills

Posted by BTG on Apr-20-2007 22:36:

/WOMAN WALKS ON STAGE

"I feel like being hilarious. I'll make a creative thread"

/CROWED BOOS

"ohhh "

/EXIT

Posted by eROs.au on Apr-20-2007 22:41:

richard McBeef

Posted by denys envy on Apr-20-2007 23:12:

/single spotlight centered on stage.

/guy runs from s.l. to s.r. through the spotlight.
/then runs s.r. to s.l.
/repeat
/repeat

/fifth time runs through but stops at the spotlight.

(out of breath)"Ohh shit didn't know you were still here."
/points at self.

"what am I doing? (pause) I'm masturbating on the run!"

/takes off.

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