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Posted by Prometheus Xex on Apr-22-2007 01:33:

Weapon of mass destruction for gardens?

Man I just got a pressure washer today. The first time I've ever used one and I think I power-washed everything in site. With a bit more pressure I think I can split an atom... LOL! Walking around the outside of my house with it I felt like I had the power of a light sabre from Starwars. You can adjust it to a fine point and if your not careful, you can poke a hole though space/time and cause some serious shit!

Whoa onto thee garden, for I am ultra powerful with this sprayer of mass destruction!


Posted by jupiterone on Apr-22-2007 01:35:

Imagine pressure-washing your ball sack.


Posted by wotyzoid on Apr-22-2007 02:06:

WE WANT PICTURES. actually videos would be better, especially one with you putting a whole through a tree with it.


Posted by tubularbills on Apr-22-2007 02:07:

quote:
Originally posted by wotyzoid
WE WANT PICTURES. actually videos would be better, especially one with you putting a whole through a tree with it.


or a house window.


Posted by wotyzoid on Apr-22-2007 02:09:

HappyHappy

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
or a house window.


...iiIIYYYEEEEEEHHHHhhh


DOOOOOOEEEETTT.


Posted by getfoul on Apr-22-2007 02:09:

foiled... you will not get away with this!


/gets my name on the board.


Posted by tubularbills on Apr-22-2007 02:10:

quote:
Originally posted by getfoul
foiled... you will not get away with this!


/gets my name on the board.


quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
that's a new low.

ps, i wasn't trying to spam the c0r. i just got on here the first time tonight, and so i tabbed all the threads i thought would be interesting. and posted in one by one.

its not my fault everyone on here is slow tonight


Posted by getfoul on Apr-22-2007 02:15:

you are soooo fired.... out of a cannon.


Posted by Prometheus Xex on Apr-22-2007 03:25:

Hmmm... perhaps tomarrow there should be some experiments with this to see what it can do.


Posted by narcism on Apr-22-2007 03:46:

thought this was gonna b about garden gnomes


Posted by Lilith on Apr-22-2007 04:00:

quote:
Originally posted by narcism
thought this was gonna b about garden gnomes

Hammertime!!!


Posted by Prometheus Xex on Apr-23-2007 01:21:

quote:
Originally posted by narcism
thought this was gonna b about garden gnomes


How do you factor in that Gnomes are ultra destructive like the power-washer-sabre? Unless you wing it at someones head, the power washer has got it beat. I mean think about it. It has an unending water supply and it's power source is backed by a nuclear generating station. I mean the fact that we have to split atoms just to power the damn thing says it all.


Posted by DjDeComp on Apr-23-2007 05:53:

thats weird, I got one too


Posted by narcism on Apr-23-2007 05:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Prometheus Xex
How do you factor in that Gnomes are ultra destructive like the power-washer-sabre?


you obviously dont know about the going on's of gnomes


Posted by wotyzoid on Apr-23-2007 06:09:

WHERE ARE THE DAMN VIDEOS!!


Posted by SolaceDj on Apr-23-2007 10:25:

Have you tried changing the spray-head thingy? You could do some more damage with with finer tip.


Posted by SolaceDj on Apr-23-2007 10:27:

Have you tried changing the spray-head thingy? You could do some more damage with with finer tip.


Posted by Prometheus Xex on Apr-25-2007 01:38:

No video's yet. I need more power. How the hell am I supposed to video mass carnage if I don't have enough power?


Posted by r5a on Apr-25-2007 02:10:

Oh man, funny stories with pressure washers. We have this gas powered one and it just RIPS. Holy Christ, the thing has a knock back where it almost makes you fall over that shit should be illegal.

I almost sawed off my toes with it once, I was washing my driveway, some babe walked by and I let the thing fall out of my hands and it went straight across my foot = very fine line across my foot for a week.

Friend was playing around with it and shot it into the cracks of our brick driveway, all the dirt went way up into his face in like a second, completely blind and entire face is dirt. pwnt.

did stupid shit with like shoot friends with it, lots of bruses, cuts, scars. all in good fun.

Pressure Washers are sweet.

oh yeah, the above is all done on using xtreme fine tip so that its like concentrated into like a .0000001 cm diameter spray thing.

some fun things to try, you can pretty much solo a beehive with a pressure washer as long as you have balls. and a constant water supply. its really fun seeing those ******s get shot back a 1000 feet and die or explode on contact with the beam.


Posted by SolaceDj on Apr-27-2007 02:01:

Almost fell off a roof a few times while I was trying to clean the roof tiles.


Posted by DjDeComp on Apr-27-2007 03:06:

gonna use it on the driveway to get rid of the oil stains


Posted by Prometheus Xex on Apr-27-2007 23:35:

quote:
Originally posted by r5a
oh yeah, the above is all done on using xtreme fine tip so that its like concentrated into like a .0000001 cm diameter spray thing.


Shit... isn't that small enough to penetrate and mangle the innards of an atom's nucleus? Einstein knew this day would come.



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