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your parents told you when you were a kid...
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| Originally posted by narcism your parents told you when you were a kid... [*]they told me i was eating chicken, when in fact was eating our pet rabbits [/list] |
Santa/Easter Bunny/Tooth Fairy
Though I don't really consider those lies, just extended games of make believe. It's not like anyone was emotionally devastated to find out Santa wasn't real. I think I knew it deep down inside even when I was 5 or 6, but I had more fun pretending. If I could choose, I'd have it the same way instead of this politically correct 'you shouldn't lie to your kids about it,' that seems to be going around lately.
There was also the time my parents pretended they'd been contacted by the cops to try force me into admitting drug use, but I was 17 at the time, which is kind of different.
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| Originally posted by narcism [*]they told me i was eating chicken, when in fact was eating our pet rabbits |
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| Originally posted by Cloudburst haha, my parents did the same with my older sister (she's 8 years older). She asked suspiciously why the "chickens" didn't have skin.... |
well they were never supposed to be pet rabbits anyway. they were these huge beasts of rabbits... anyway, it was before my time. 
The man who takes the cows and sheep away in the truck is taking them to the zoo.
Cats don't like chocolate
Picking your nose will make your head cave in
Brussel sprouts and cabbage are good for you
Poor people have nits
Yeah... no wonder I'm a mess 
If you pout with your bottom lip out, a bird will undoubtedly come and perch on it, and proceed to take a shit.
All the flowers sleep in the winter time (I took this quite literally... and would tell people to "shh" you will wake the flowers" when I was outside.)
That I was eating beef when really I was eating deer. *Blech*
Hmmm, I know there were more, but I can't think of any at the moment.
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Originally posted by narcism
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I dunno...my parents never really treated us like idiots.
+1
My mom told me the truth about everything pretty much my whole life even if I didn't want to hear it.
That the forest is apparently filled with thousands upon thousands of refrigerators and freezers. And that if I am playing hide and seek, and am tempted to go and hide in one of them that I will suffocate to death.
I have yet to see a fridge or a freezer in the forest...
'pray. things will be ok'
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| Originally posted by jennypie I dunno...my parents never really treated us like idiots. |
eggcorns (acorns) turn into eggs if you put them in the refrigerator at night. Every morning I woke up there would be an egg where the eggcorn had been. So i started writing my name, drawing pics, etc and they all were on the eggs.
One time the eggcorn was cracked and I got a cracked egg
My dad also used to pull up to the ordering speaker at driver throughs and ask "Little man do you need help out of the box?" and then hed introduce us by first and last name and bit of embarrassing information to the worker.
He loved watching us DIVE for the backseat as we went there. The kid who had to sit in the front seat was the lamb to the slaughter and fights used to break out so we didnt have to sit there.
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| Originally posted by SuspicionVandit 'pray. things will be ok' |
yeh my parents never lied to me either, i dont think..
wait santa claus doesnt exist?????
AWWW MAN!!
"God provides teenagers with wet dreams so that their sexual tension can be released without sining" my mom
lol love her but seriously wtf 
the only one i can remember is "if you keep making funny faces your face will permanently stay like that" same with crossing my eyes..
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| Originally posted by chach "God provides teenagers with wet dreams so that their sexual tension can be released without sining" my mom lol love her but seriously wtf |
I was told green lemonade was made from frogs 
The swallowing gum one was a bit different for me; you swallow gum and it'd stick to your ribs. And if you swallowed a lot of poppy seeds from bread rolls, poppies would grow inside you. I stopped believing that including what jolz has mentioned when I was about 6.
OK, I think I've said 'swallowing' enough for one day.
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| Originally posted by pvdAngel OK, I think I've said 'swallowing' enough for one day. |
My friends mom told her that if she swallowed watermelon seeds that a watermelon would grow inside of her.
if i didn't get the splinter out it get into my blood stream and go back to my heart
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