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Posted by Nightmonger on Apr-09-2002 11:28:

Talking Joke: The Little Girl and The Bird

Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked "What do you have under the newspaper, mister?"
"A bird," the guy replied. The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep.

When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here."

Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?"

After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire."


Ouch!

Posted by Fraggle on Apr-09-2002 12:18:

hahahahahah!!!

ouch alright!

Posted by inatrance on Apr-09-2002 13:17:

omg.. that is disghusting

Posted by Drifter on Apr-09-2002 14:09:

thats some nasty shit

Posted by Gucio on Apr-10-2002 11:04:

hehehehehe.....

Posted by Henkie_henk on Apr-11-2002 02:14:

whaha thats superb dude

Posted by Dmatrox on Apr-11-2002 03:13:

AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wasnt expecting that in the end.

Posted by OrZonE on Apr-12-2002 03:00:

Oh man, whenever i read this joke i can almost feel that guys' pain.

Posted by elena on Apr-14-2002 05:51:

HAHAHAHAHA
HILARIOUSNESSSSSSSSSsss

Posted by dj_omen on Apr-14-2002 15:58:

lol ouch

Posted by Sand Leaper on Apr-14-2002 19:41:

Red face

OUCH!!Does not sound very pleasant.

Posted by Spyder on Apr-14-2002 21:20:

Sad

OUCH...!!! ROFLMAO;.. nice... OUCH... damm that must of hurt...

LOL// TWO thumbs up

Posted by DJ Provocative on Apr-14-2002 22:13:

Talking

WHAHAHAHA.

....DAMN!!!

Good one dude!

Posted by DJ Teknique on Apr-15-2002 03:08:

Re: Joke: The Little Girl and The Bird

haha


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