I want a monkey. - TranceAddict Forums

TranceAddict Forums (www.tranceaddict.com/forums)
- Canada - Toronto & Southern Ont.
-- I want a monkey.
Pages (2): [1] 2 »

Posted by m2j on Apr-26-2007 07:36:

I want a monkey.

Posted by VolumE_TO on Apr-26-2007 07:40:

i want three...

Posted by above'N'beyond on Apr-26-2007 07:46:

Theres two things in this world that men want.....we want to be part of a heist. And we want a monkey! Even more than sex.

Then theres always those people who try to turn you off the idea. "do you know that monkeys throw their shit around. You cant just have a monkey"

No. F*** that sh*t. I want a monkey. I wanna come home knowing there's a monkey waiting to battle. You come home, "where are you monkeeeeeey???"

Makes me sad, because i know itll never happen

Posted by m2j on Apr-26-2007 07:55:

WHERE'S THE FUCKING VAN!?!??!

PS. Heat is one of the sickest movies ever made.

Spoiler clip below, don't watch if you haven't seen Heat yet:

Posted by kotsy on Apr-26-2007 10:29:

quote:
Originally posted by m2j
PS. Heat is one of the sickest movies ever made.

Spoiler clip below, don't watch if you haven't seen Heat yet:

unbelievable movie. Pacino AND De Niro, what more could you ask for. Two of the greatest actors of our genearation.

Posted by exstasie on Apr-26-2007 10:47:

I want one of those nocturnal monkeys with the huge eyes!!

Posted by Truepioneer on Apr-26-2007 13:47:

I have a typwriting monkey posting this for me right now.

In fact he does 80% of my posting!

No wonder I get such a bad rep.

I should fire him and buy a new one.

Posted by ChemEnhanced on Apr-26-2007 13:50:

I want a trained butler monkey to do all the stuff around the house that I don't want to do....I think I would call him Charles.

Posted by UmmiE on Apr-26-2007 13:55:

A Monkey kickin some serious tiger ass LOL.

Posted by Dr. DAS on Apr-26-2007 14:00:

quote:
Originally posted by above'N'beyond
Theres two things in this world that men want.....we want to be part of a heist.

This is true. I'd love to be part of a heist. A really complex and lucrative one...Ocean's Eleven style, or Heat...or The Thomas Crown Affair - that was dope.

quote:
Originally posted by above'N'beyond
I wanna come home knowing there's a monkey waiting to battle. You come home, "where are you monkeeeeeey???"

Fuckin' proper LOL'ed.

Posted by m2j on Apr-26-2007 14:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Provocative_boi
A Monkey kickin some serious tiger ass LOL.

see... its reasons like this that I love monkeys.

Posted by m2j on Apr-26-2007 14:17:

quote:
Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
I want a trained butler monkey to do all the stuff around the house that I don't want to do....I think I would call him Charles.

you mean kind of like Mojo?

Posted by rabbitjoker on Apr-26-2007 14:21:

My great-uncle had a monkey and it was bad.

The thing destroyed the house. They ended up having to lock all the cupboards and hide all the good stuff in locked rooms as it would just go around making a mess and wrecking stuff.

Sometimes it would even tear it's diaper off and crap in odd places (flowerpot, shoes, etc).

Don't get a monkey. The aren't good pets.

Posted by Izra on Apr-26-2007 14:24:

When my mom was a kid she had a real monkey for a pet, but it kept touching itself in unappropriate places when my grandma had guests over and stuff, so they had to get rid of it !!

Posted by exstasie on Apr-26-2007 14:46:

Anyone else think that being a Sniper would be the coolest thing ever?

Posted by DigitalMP on Apr-26-2007 14:49:

we can make your monkey famous...

Posted by UmmiE on Apr-26-2007 14:57:

quote:
Originally posted by exstasie
Anyone else think that being a Sniper would be the coolest thing ever?

Enemy at the Gates FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by DigitalMP on Apr-26-2007 15:01:

i love that movie! just saw it a few months ago...

Posted by exstasie on Apr-26-2007 15:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Provocative_boi
Enemy at the Gates FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exactly

I've always wanted to be a sniper...but thats not really the kind of work that has much of a future in it..

Posted by Yohan on Apr-26-2007 15:19:

quote:
Originally posted by exstasie
Exactly

I've always wanted to be a sniper...but thats not really the kind of work that has much of a future in it..

That's why you can live your fantasies with games like Rainbow6 and counterstrike

Real snipers are hard asses. Very few people ever make it to that level.

Now monkey snipers... That has potential!

Posted by Dr. DAS on Apr-26-2007 15:20:

quote:
Originally posted by EvilTree

Now monkey snipers... That has potential!

I've seen these at the zoo in Chicoutimi, PQ.

That monkey could hit a moving person with a handful of shit at 100 yards.

Posted by Abercrombie on Apr-26-2007 16:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Dr. DAS
I've seen these at the zoo in Chicoutimi, PQ.

That monkey could hit a moving person with a handful of shit at 100 yards.

Like that school principal in town who threw shit at students?

Posted by devnull on Apr-26-2007 16:29:

Posted by SkyHigh on Apr-26-2007 18:28:

SNIPER you say!

Posted by Cribby on Apr-26-2007 18:28:

Monkey Clowns ftw!

Pages (2): [1] 2 »