Is anyone here a free mason? If so please PM me, as I have questions regarding membership.
Posted by jdat on May-01-2007 16:25:
I've done free masonry stuff before
feel free to post your questions here or pm me
Posted by getfoul on May-01-2007 16:25:
Calling Masonius?!
Posted by Marc Summers on May-01-2007 16:26:
Posted by Moral Hazard on May-01-2007 16:26:
quote:
Originally posted by jdat
I've done free masonry stuff before
feel free to post your questions here or pm me
done stuff? Is that to say you are a mason or you've laid bricks?
Posted by kadomony on May-01-2007 16:28:
masonry...for FREE?
good luck finding someone who's that generous
Posted by jdat on May-01-2007 16:29:
quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
done stuff? Is that to say you are a mason or you've laid bricks?
occasional free mason!
Posted by Allied Nations on May-01-2007 16:34:
I've laid bricks
Posted by stren on May-01-2007 16:36:
i'm confused
Posted by Masonious on May-01-2007 16:42:
quote:
Originally posted by getfoul
Calling Masonius?!
I'm so happy you've decided to join my illustrious cult international order. I will PM you with my our international headquarters address where you can send your extortionate small membership fee.
What will you receive?
You're going to get the Limited Edition 22 oz Freemason car wax, it has a mechanized sprayer* which enables you to effortlessly apply the Freemason wax to your car or truck.
"But Mason...I can get car wax at any car parts store.."
Can you fuckhead? I didn't know that...it won't be Freemason Carwax though will it which is the whole point so stfu and listen.
If you send me your money NOW I'll include a SECOND 22 oz bottle* AT NO EXTRA CHARGE!!! That's a total of 44 Ounces!
So now you're thinking - this sounds too good to be true, right? Check this shit out...if you order TODAY I'll send you not one but TWO microfiber cleaning gloves that will spread the wax over your car or truck. Talk about, "Wax on, Wax off!". You just laughed pretty hard at that didn't you? Well so does everyone - so what would you think if I told you I'll ALSO include a t-shirt with a PICTURE of some white tool wearing a microfiber cleaning glove with the caption, "Wax On - Wax Off"??!?!!!
Welcome........to the FREEMAAASOOOONNSSSSSSSS
Batteries not included
Posted by Scottaculous on May-01-2007 16:51:
Aren't Free Masons like Scientology minus the religion plus secret handshakes?
Posted by Moral Hazard on May-01-2007 16:57:
quote:
Originally posted by Scottaculous
Aren't Free Masons like Scientology minus the religion plus secret handshakes?
Not sure, that's why I'm looking for some.
Posted by Marc Summers on May-01-2007 16:59:
quote:
Originally posted by Scottaculous
Aren't Free Masons like Scientology minus the religion plus secret handshakes?
just a fun little club
then when you ask about it, they get all silent
not because they rule the world, but because they are lame as hell and its embarrassing to talk about
Posted by Boomer187 on May-01-2007 17:05:
they are cool. my friends almost got in them. haven't seen them since.
Posted by LatinLover on May-01-2007 17:35:
No.. Im from Skulls & Bones. If you have any questions please feel free to PM me.
Posted by stren on May-01-2007 18:03:
Posted by tubularbills on May-01-2007 18:53:
i thought this was about freeing masonous, and i was thinking, "when the hell did he get banned?"
Posted by Slylee on May-01-2007 19:06:
i don't get it
Posted by igottaknow on May-01-2007 19:11:
quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
i thought this was about freeing masonous, and i was thinking, "when the hell did he get banned?"
me2
Posted by Abercrombie on May-01-2007 19:16:
Posted by l�cid on May-01-2007 19:18:
Herd & Fitz feat Abigail Bailey - I Just Can't Get Enough (Freemasons Remix)... FTW!
Posted by Dervish on May-01-2007 21:54:
Lot of shite, waste of time no power anymore and full of lower classes.
If you like being naked in front of other men then sign up....
Posted by Abercrombie on May-02-2007 02:33:
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Originally posted by Dervish
Lot of shite, waste of time no power anymore and full of lower classes.
If you like being naked in front of other men then sign up....
well.. only your left breast and leg at least.
I did this chop years ago, and posted on fark, and I got lots of nasty emails for it.
Posted by iammesol on May-02-2007 02:35:
quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
Herd & Fitz feat Abigail Bailey - I Just Can't Get Enough (Freemasons Remix)... FTW!
!!!
Has anyone here seen National Treasure? That movie isn't far from the truth actually.
Posted by getfoul on May-02-2007 03:09:
