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BRITISH singer Des'ree today gained the dubious distinction of being responsible for the worst pop lyric of all time in the world ... ever. In a fiercely fought BBC Radio poll, she took the prize for: "I don't want to see a ghost/ It's the sight that I fear most/ I'd rather have a piece of toast/ Watch the evening news." She secured almost 30 per cent of the vote in the listener poll conducted by BBC DJ Marc Riley. The runner-up prize went to Snap for "I'm as serious as cancer/ When I say rhythm is a dancer." Third place went to Razorlight for the lyric "And I met a girl/ She asked me my name/ I told her what it was." Michael Fry, lead singer of ABC, had been hoping to land the prize with his lyric "Can't complain, mustn't grumble/ Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble." "I have been waiting for this kind of accolade for years," Fry told BBC Radio before the result dashed his hopes of dubious immortality. "I would say to anyone writing songs that you shouldn't really put food in song lyrics," he said before finishing in a disappointing fourth place. "Foodstuffs and rock 'n' roll just don't go together." Bad lyrics can also just be a case of churning it out. "Sometimes you reach verse three and the car is running outside so you have got to get the thing finished," Fry said. "There is an element of that in the conveyor belt star-making machinery of pop." |
i dont think its that stupid 
look at shakira's one about mountains 
edit- and obviously the people havent listened to any of underworlds lyrics 
all trance lyrics basically.
omgz 'i'm serious as cancer' is a wikkid lyric - i use it normal conversation wherever possible!
the entire 'more money, more problems' song by puff daddy, biggy and MASE
the chorus sings about the more money you have in life the problems you get.
then puffy comes along and starts rapping about his boat, his houses, his cash, the fact that he is bigger than times square etc etc etc and that he is the greatest man alive
maybe he should have looked at the song title before writing his rap lyrics
hahahaha
I remember listening to Life when it came out and was like "a piece of toast?...wtf kind of lyrics are they"
hahaha - owned.
From Paris to Berlin,
and every disco I get in,
my heart is pumping for love,
pumping with love,
when I'm thinking of you,
and all the things we could do,
my heart is pumping for love.
I made up some better lyrics in the shower when I had this ridiculous piece of garbage stuck in my head for a few days.
From your arse to my rim,
and every bedroom I get in,
my arse is pumping with cum,
pumping with cum,
when I'm think of you,
with your dick in my poo,
my arse is pumping with cum.
Haven't got past the chorus, those were the only words I knew.
p.s Though it may seem so, I'm not fourteen years old.
the chilli peppers have some horrible lyrics among their decent jams
lol
I'm as serious as cancer/ When I say rhythm is a dancer.
how good is that
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| Originally posted by Aesthetic lol I'm as serious as cancer/ When I say rhythm is a dancer. how good is that |
I always thought the lyrics from break my stride were one of the worst.
last night i had the strangest dream
i sailed away to china
in a little red boat to find ya
and you said you had to get your laundry cleaned
etc.
also, wtf with the lyrics in pictures too, why can't I turn off the projector or save them up for later?
Yeah Pictures did have some pretty shit lyrics.
"push a man into the river he gets wet"
can't believe no nominations for that
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| Originally posted by Philby "push a man into the river he gets wet" can't believe no nominations for that |
nope, you're all wrong.
The single worst lyric of all time is by that hack band Fall Out Boy (thanks to my mates gf for telling me who they are).
"I am an arms dealer"
no, you're a twat.
what about that homo licking guitars song 
best lyrics = bob dylan 
"the sword swallower comes up to you,
and then he kneels
he crosses himself,
and then he clicks his high-heels
and without further notice he asks you
how it feels:
and he says
"here is your throat back, thanks for the loan"
...
you see this one-eyed midget
shouting the word "now"
and you say for what reason
and he says "how"
and you say what does this mean
and he screams back "you're a cow!
give me some milk, or else go home!"
early bob dylan pwns (from "ballad of a thin man")
"here's a little song i wrote
you might want to take it note for note
so don't worry, be happy
don't worry, be happy now dooo doo doo doo etc.."
what a load of bullshit, everyone sucks and there's no point anymore. die everyone!!
Love..
Emo Kid
(in case u read this mum, don't worry the smiley with the tongue on the end means i'm only kidding)
hahahahaha!
also, chekkit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m0yRa_jksU
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| Originally posted by EgosXII also, chekkit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m0yRa_jksU |
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| Originally posted by narcism what about that homo licking guitars song |
This is the song that doesnt end. yes it goes on and on my friend.
some people, started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it foreve, just because....
[you get the picture]
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| Originally posted by Aesthetic lol I'm as serious as cancer/ When I say rhythm is a dancer. how good is that |
James Reyne
"You've been hanging with the nicest people - a hammerhead
Some silken slip of evil - a hammerhead"
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| Originally posted by JayseP Emo Kid |
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