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Posted by LazFX on May-07-2007 08:22:

Texans - This is the way we Roll

Its the Appreciate Your TA TEXAN DAY!!

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Always bring the food.

FRIENDS: Will say "hello".
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking,
laughing and just being together, and then clean up.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes
from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the
crowd is doing.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass's that
left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will desert you in a fight...
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will Stand there till we both die...

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let the hating begin

your old texan ta

laz

please forgive us for that one Texan called Bush

Posted by Lilith on May-07-2007 08:39:

You knew this would come back to haunt you one day after you posted it and made me sick...

the horror.... the horror....

Posted by Chris Crossland on May-07-2007 08:40:

Re: Texans - This is the way we Roll

quote:
Originally posted by LazFX
Its the Appreciate Your TA TEXAN DAY!! YAAAAYY

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Always bring the food.

FRIENDS: Will say "hello".
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss then bukkake.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad cause they dont like to have sex unless they are family.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Cry with you when raping you in the ass.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking about pedo bear,
laughing and just being gay and then clean up the cum on the couch.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Could write a book on tantra.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the
crowd is doing.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Would rape you, then leave you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "You gonna get raped!"

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Life partners.

FRIENDS: Will desert you in a fight...
TEXAS FRIENDS: Are too ghey to fight.

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let the butt loving begin

your ghey texan ta

laz

please forgive us for that one Texan called Bush

Fixed!

Posted by mezzir on May-07-2007 08:41:

lol i'm not gonna hate on texas, i'm just gonna point out that maybe like 2 of those things have AAAAAAAAANYthing at all to do with texas
other than them you could replace texas with absolutely any state, region, or anything

Posted by LazFX on May-07-2007 08:51:

to all above: Yeah I know, its just a slow night at work tonight and I am so wired from Red Bulls (sugar free Dr Lilith, before you start yelling at me)

Posted by Ripped Bag on May-07-2007 08:54:

I'm from Texas

LOUD NOISES

Posted by LazFX on May-07-2007 09:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
You knew this would come back to haunt you one day after you posted it and made me sick...

the horror.... the horror....

regret just looking at it,,,,,,,

but this will take me mind off of it

GO RAIDERS!!!!!

I think this is fake, but damn if it ain't

Posted by biznology on May-07-2007 11:25:

texas tech, where you go to forget your worries, and any learning you may or may not have done - ever...

Texas!? Are we a part of Uhmerica or Mesico? God knows, aint it the truth!

what can i say about texas that hasnt been said about afghanistan?

oh i have some friends from there, and i think they rock. but the state looks bombed out and depleted|

Posted by shaw on May-07-2007 13:02:

quote:
Originally posted by biznology
texas tech, where you go to forget your worries, and any learning you may or may not have done - ever...

Texas!? Are we a part of Uhmerica or Mesico? God knows, aint it the truth!

what can i say about texas that hasnt been said about afghanistan?

oh i have some friends from there, and i think they rock. but the state looks bombed out and depleted|

/chappelle

yeah, those really have nothing to do with Texas.

Posted by polkovnik86 on May-07-2007 13:55:

quote:
Originally posted by LazFX
regret just looking at it,,,,,,,

but this will take me mind off of it

GO RAIDERS!!!!!

I think this is fake, but damn if it ain't

I like the one in black and with a red T.

Posted by tubularbills on May-07-2007 16:18:

meh, i got no real beef w/ texas. shit, i only live 20 miles east of it