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Posted by washout on May-09-2007 17:59:

holding in the gas

so my new job is an office job and shit.
i find myself holding in my farts all the time.
makes me wonder how often at my last job i just let them go.
then my thoughts get deeper.
does the fact i cant fart now make my body want to fart more.
with that said, did i fart allot at my last job ??
will holding in my farts have long term consequences ??
what is the meaning of farts ??

i ponder in uncertainty.


Posted by Frenchie on May-09-2007 18:04:

Just let them out, it;s not good to hold any natural body function in.(burps,sneezes, farts). If you smell that bad that you don't want to let them out, keep a can of febreeze at your desk or just go to the bathroom.

It's just a fart.


Posted by idoru on May-09-2007 18:05:

If you're in a group of people you can let it out silently and face little, if any, blame.


Posted by PoisonJam19 on May-09-2007 18:20:

Just let'r rip bro! The more offensive the better IMO.


Posted by Boomer187 on May-09-2007 18:23:

stress (like getting a new job) can help causes farties. practice the silencing method, or start joking about farts with co-workers...then let one go a little later, then lol at it...and slowly over time they wont mind you farting...it might be funny.


Posted by chach on May-09-2007 18:24:

ew girls fart!?


Posted by [mart] on May-09-2007 18:42:

quote:
Originally posted by chach
ew girls fart!?


They burp, too. Vile creatures.


Posted by Scottaculous on May-09-2007 19:08:

What I don't understand is why certain people have consistently, smelly farts but others don't.


Posted by gehzumteufel on May-09-2007 19:10:

its really bad to hold farts in as the gas builds up and can get quite toxic. i will admit that i hold them in though till i go to the bathroom. you never know when they are going to have a wicked stench.


Posted by washout on May-09-2007 23:04:

lmao i was reading some posts and my boss gave me a look.
anyhoo, im gonna just let a few out.
my farts arent known for their smell so i should be ok.
if someone asks "smell that??" ill point to the desk next to me.


Posted by Frenchie on May-09-2007 23:12:

You know nothing about farting.

Never be the one to blame it on someone else even if it WASN'T you. The one who blames someone else is automatically blamed themselves.


Posted by SuspicionVandit on May-10-2007 00:05:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sponta...h_Park_episode)


Posted by yujie__ on May-10-2007 00:09:

Let it out when u pretend to go outside and take a puff/leak


Posted by kadomony on May-10-2007 00:13:

i dunno but ive been having some really nasty night gas these past 2 days


Posted by CrazedOut on May-10-2007 05:13:

Ugh... sounds like me back in high school in math class... all those formulas & equations would make my stomach churn


Posted by MOSCHINO on May-10-2007 06:06:

Re: holding in the gas

quote:
Originally posted by washout
so my new job is an office job and shit.
i find myself holding in my farts all the time.
makes me wonder how often at my last job i just let them go.
then my thoughts get deeper.
does the fact i cant fart now make my body want to fart more.
with that said, did i fart allot at my last job ??
will holding in my farts have long term consequences ??
what is the meaning of farts ??

i ponder in uncertainty.


Have you ever heard about Spontaneous Combustion ?


Posted by RandomGirl on May-10-2007 06:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
You know nothing about farting.

Never be the one to blame it on someone else even if it WASN'T you. The one who blames someone else is automatically blamed themselves.


Quoted for truth... and because it made me lol.

Ever heard the saying "whoever smelt it dealt it"? Or "whoever points the blame, takes the *stinky* fame" OR "whoever points the blame, takes the shame".

I always pretend I can't smell anything for a while.

"Do you smell that?"

"Smell what?"

"That stinky smell... someone farted!"

"Hmm, no I can't seem to smell it... "

*2 minutes later*

"OHHH NOW I SMELL IT!!"

No one is the wiser. MUAHAHAHAHAHHAA!

P.S. Learn how to silent fart. It's all in the art of slow release, and sitting strategically so that your ass cheeks are seperated.


Posted by Psy-T on May-10-2007 07:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Theresa
the art of slow release


is that the second volume of Sun Tzu's art of war?


Posted by mid0l on May-10-2007 07:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Psy-T
is that the second volume of Sun Tzu's art of war?


WOW YOUR SMART THATS SUCH A WITTY COMMENT IF YOU DIDNT LIKE SHEMALES AND DIDNT MAKE ACID MUSIC YOUD BE JUST LIKE ARBITER HERE!@


Posted by Sushipunk on May-10-2007 07:32:

quote:
Originally posted by mid0l
WOW YOUR SMART THATS SUCH A WITTY COMMENT IF YOU DIDNT LIKE SHEMALES AND DIDNT MAKE ACID MUSIC YOUD BE JUST LIKE ARBITER HERE!@


I've been wondering who's alt you were...

Care to shed some light on the matter?


Posted by mid0l on May-10-2007 07:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
I've been wondering who's alt you were...

Care to shed some light on the matter?


Here's a hint...


The name of my original account rhymes with periplast.


Posted by Sushipunk on May-10-2007 08:05:

quote:
Originally posted by mid0l
Here's a hint...


The name of my original account rhymes with periplast.


Gee, lemme think...

Why do you keep coming back though? I mean, generally, you're a complete arsehole. Hacking people's photobucket accounts and posting their naked pics is pretty lame. What do you really get out of that? Power? Or...what?


Posted by KilldaDJ on May-10-2007 13:36:

the silent, warm ones are the worst.


Posted by Ted Promo on May-10-2007 13:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
What do you really get out of that? Power? Or...what?


lulz perhaps.


Posted by Psy-T on May-10-2007 13:48:

quote:
Originally posted by mid0l
WOW YOUR SMART THATS SUCH A WITTY COMMENT IF YOU DIDNT LIKE SHEMALES AND DIDNT MAKE ACID MUSIC YOUD BE JUST LIKE ARBITER HERE!@


WOW YOUR INSECURE


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