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Posted by jupiterone on May-10-2007 03:12:

So what do you do if your ex-of 1 week...

Starts dating one of your best friends?

a. dropkick her in the throat
b. have sex with her mother
c. dropkick them both in the throat
d. hope he gets her preggo and she has a baby
e. (fill-in the blank)

Usually I like to live by bros before hoes, only when it comes to close friends. Lately my "friend" has been quite the dick-head, blowing off plans and giving this diseased maggot all the attention. Which leads to him talking a load of shit and lies about me behind my back, that leads to knowing hes a two-faced twat.

I know you all have some evil things you've done.

Posted by bas on May-10-2007 03:15:

Send him pictures of the two of you fucking. Or make it really uncomfortable for him by saying all the nasty shit you guys did, and ask if she's done that thing with her ass yet. You know stuff like that. The trick here is psychological warfare

Posted by TazZ-erT on May-10-2007 03:15:

e. Just live with it, You banged her first and he got sloppy seconds

Posted by jonSun on May-10-2007 03:18:

ask him how your dick tastes.

Posted by DigitalPhoenix on May-10-2007 03:24:

E. Ask him to do a threesome with you.."she used to like it.."

Posted by TazZ-erT on May-10-2007 03:24:

quote:
Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix
E. Ask him to do a threesome with you.."she used to like it.."

No orange burnnn!

edit

Posted by SuspicionVandit on May-10-2007 03:27:

Se7en is the movie where the guy get's a package with his wife's head in it, rite?

Posted by kadomony on May-10-2007 04:05:

B is the only choice.

Posted by Frenchie on May-10-2007 04:10:

Get over it. Why are you made at her? Your bestfriend shouldn't be dating your ex in the first place.

Posted by all-nite-freak on May-10-2007 04:14:

yup...do your best not to give a fuck, because caring gets you inebriated and spooned by a homeless dude with a needle in your arm

Posted by nchs09 on May-10-2007 04:15:

tell her you have aids

that will give her a bad day, and your friend will probably break up with her. Then later on that day with a beer, tell ur friend you were joking. If he attacks you, tell him "no no.. i do have aids". If he doesnt then call him a bitch and break the beer on his head.

Posted by kadomony on May-10-2007 04:17:

Posted by Sushipunk on May-10-2007 04:17:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
tell her you have aids

that will give her a bad day, and your friend will probably break up with her. Then later on that day with a beer, tell ur friend you were joking. If he attacks you, tell him "no no.. i do have aids". If he doesnt then call him a bitch and break the beer on his head.

Lol

Posted by all-nite-freak on May-10-2007 04:21:

If you really want to piss off your best friend put yourself in a position to have him walk in on his mom sucking your cock. I did that once to a kid who dropped his ice cream cone on my shoe in new hampshire.
A year later I succeeded and am sure i scarred him for life.
Call me

Posted by L.E.N. on May-10-2007 04:53:

Is his ex worth boning?

Posted by tranceDJ on May-10-2007 04:54:

quote:
Originally posted by all-nite-freak
If you really want to piss off your best friend put yourself in a position to have him walk in on his mom sucking your cock. I did that once to a kid who dropped his ice cream cone on my shoe in new hampshire.
A year later I succeeded and am sure i scarred him for life.
Call me

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap?

Posted by igottaknow on May-10-2007 04:56:

tell her parents he's italian

Posted by all-nite-freak on May-10-2007 04:57:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
tell her parents he's italian

or a black muslim

Posted by MOSCHINO on May-10-2007 06:16:

Re: So what do you do if your ex-of 1 week...

quote:
Originally posted by jupiterone
Starts dating one of your best friends?

a. dropkick her in the throat
b. have sex with her mother
c. dropkick them both in the throat
d. hope he gets her preggo and she has a baby
e. (fill-in the blank)

Usually I like to live by bros before hoes, only when it comes to close friends. Lately my "friend" has been quite the dick-head, blowing off plans and giving this diseased maggot all the attention. Which leads to him talking a load of shit and lies about me behind my back, that leads to knowing hes a two-faced twat.

I know you all have some evil things you've done.

1. Have sex with her best friend.
2. Spread a rumor that she has a venereal disease.
3. Have sex with her mother (take pictures)
4. Become friends with her friends.

or forget it and move on...Shit happens, bro!

Posted by all-nite-freak on May-10-2007 06:18:

Re: Re: So what do you do if your ex-of 1 week...

quote:
Originally posted by MOSCHINO
1. Have sex with her best friend.
2. Tell everyone that she has a venereal disease.
3. (take pictures)

i liek u

Posted by Fledz on May-10-2007 08:12:

One of your best friends is actually willingly dating your ex?

That's so wrong dude....

Posted by Sushipunk on May-10-2007 08:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Fledz
One of your best friends is actually willingly dating your ex?

That's so wrong dude....

'Fucking low' are the words I would have used. Seriously mate, no offense, but you need to find your self some better friends, and maybe try and set up some simple boundaries with them. I dunno, something simple like "YOU DON'T EVER GET WITH YOUR FRIEND'S EX'S, ESPECIALLY NOT 1 WEEK AFTER THE BREAK UP, ARE YOU RETARDED ICANGETYOUAWHEELCHAIRIFNECESSARY."

Posted by RJT on May-10-2007 08:25:

Dropkicks in the throat, all around.

Posted by MOSCHINO on May-10-2007 08:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
'Fucking low' are the words I would have used. Seriously mate, no offense, but you need to find your self some better friends, and maybe try and set up some simple boundaries with them. I dunno, something simple like "YOU DON'T EVER GET WITH YOUR FRIEND'S EX'S, ESPECIALLY NOT 1 WEEK AFTER THE BREAK UP, ARE YOU RETARDED ICANGETYOUAWHEELCHAIRIFNECESSARY."

...or you can always fuck her mom as an alternative.

Posted by Rinster on May-10-2007 08:29:

leave her be, and find another girlfriend.

and never to talk to that "friend" again.

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