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I Found A Plastic Scalpel
in muh pizza box
You should perform surgery on yourself immediately.
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| Originally posted by Sushipunk You should perform surgery on yourself immediately. |
it is clearly a russian scalpel to be used with vodka anesthesia.
You're supposed to operate on your pizza...
DUH!!!
I had the weirdest sex dream about you last night. I dreamt that we were at my bf's house and I was extremely horny. I pretty much forced you to have sex with me. After it was over I saw a flash from the window and thought it was someone taking a picture of us. I was really upset the whole time, wondering what the hell I was thinking, and why would I do such a thing.
So then I went upstairs in my bf's house and saw him up in a tree outside taking more pics. He came in with the camera, and a look of hurt rage on his face. I don't think he knew that I saw him taking pics, because he said, "I've got something really interesting I want you to see", and he gave me the camera.
I looked through the pics and eventually came to the ones of us having sex, and then some of you doing up your pants after. I felt so disgusted with myself and sad for hurting my bf.
Really fucking weird dream.
P.S. Your penis was really big in the dream, the condom only fit down half the length of it, lolololol.
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| Originally posted by jennypie I had the weirdest sex dream about you last night. I dreamt that we were at my bf's house and I was extremely horny. I pretty much forced you to have sex with me. After it was over I saw a flash from the window and thought it was someone taking a picture of us. I was really upset the whole time, wondering what the hell I was thinking, and why would I do such a thing. So then I went upstairs in my bf's house and saw him up in a tree outside taking more pics. He came in with the camera, and a look of hurt rage on his face. I don't think he knew that I saw him taking pics, because he said, "I've got something really interesting I want you to see", and he gave me the camera. I looked through the pics and eventually came to the ones of us having sex, and then some of you doing up your pants after. I felt so disgusted with myself and sad for hurting my bf. Really fucking weird dream. P.S. Your penis was really big in the dream, the condom only fit down half the length of it, lolololol. |
lol
Thanks for the kind werds
What an exciting life you live.
LOL
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| Originally posted by jennypie I had the weirdest sex dream about you last night. |
Re: I Found A Plastic Scalpel
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| Originally posted by kadomony in muh pizza box |
cut your ring finger off so you may have a permanent "shocker"!
Re: Re: I Found A Plastic Scalpel
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| Originally posted by igottaknow circumsize yourself |
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| Originally posted by jennypie I had the weirdest sex dream about you last night. I dreamt that we were at my bf's house and I was extremely horny. I pretty much forced you to have sex with me. After it was over I saw a flash from the window and thought it was someone taking a picture of us. I was really upset the whole time, wondering what the hell I was thinking, and why would I do such a thing. So then I went upstairs in my bf's house and saw him up in a tree outside taking more pics. He came in with the camera, and a look of hurt rage on his face. I don't think he knew that I saw him taking pics, because he said, "I've got something really interesting I want you to see", and he gave me the camera. I looked through the pics and eventually came to the ones of us having sex, and then some of you doing up your pants after. I felt so disgusted with myself and sad for hurting my bf. Really fucking weird dream. P.S. Your penis was really big in the dream, the condom only fit down half the length of it, lolololol. |
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