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Sex in August

So I would just like to point out to all of you millions of TAs with birthdays around now that your parents all got frisky in August....

I know you don't want to think about your parents getting it on but hey, I couldn't let the observation pass.

Someone should look at birth stats - is there a definite pattern or are births evenly spread over the year?


Hmmm I wonder.....

My theory is, the men are preparing for the upcoming NFL season - so plenty of sex happens the month prior. He knocks the wife up, giving himself an 'out' so he can enjoy the entire season without distraction.

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Originally posted by Jeff Button My theory is, the men are preparing for the upcoming NFL season - so plenty of sex happens the month prior. He knocks the wife up, giving himself an 'out' so he can enjoy the entire season without distraction.

There's nothing more distracting than a pregnant woman, unless you lock her up in a soundproof basement. Are you suggesting NFL-fans do that to their wives too?

P.S. Rachel, http://www.springerlink.com/content/l81n4g7u0x77t7r4/

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Abstract This paper presents evidence that there are substantial differences in the seasonal birth patterns of Canada and the northern United States. The seasonal birth pattern in Canada is characterized by a birth peak in April�May, and a trough in December�January. The birth pattern in the northern U.S. is characterized by a trough in April�May, and a peak in August�September. The influence of climate on the birth patterns is explored in an attempt to explain the discrepancies. In both Canada and the United States, there is an inverse relationship between temperature and conceptions during the summer months. The study concludes that variation in temperature alone cannot explain the discrepancy between the birth patterns of southern Canada and the northern United States.

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Originally posted by Jeff Button My theory is, the men are preparing for the upcoming NFL season - so plenty of sex happens the month prior. He knocks the wife up, giving himself an 'out' so he can enjoy the entire season without distraction.

Aha GREAT idea!

Thanks Dima...

So, there are patterns but Americans fuck more in the heat and Canadians in the cold? hmmmm

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Originally posted by English Rachel Aha GREAT idea! Thanks Dima... So, there are patterns but Americans fuck more in the heat and Canadians in the cold? hmmmm

meh, all year long ftw

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur Abstract This paper presents evidence that there are substantial differences in the seasonal birth patterns of Canada and the northern United States. The seasonal birth pattern in Canada is characterized by a birth peak in April�May, and a trough in December�January. The birth pattern in the northern U.S. is characterized by a trough in April�May, and a peak in August�September. The influence of climate on the birth patterns is explored in an attempt to explain the discrepancies. In both Canada and the United States, there is an inverse relationship between temperature and conceptions during the summer months. The study concludes that variation in temperature alone cannot explain the discrepancy between the birth patterns of southern Canada and the northern United States.

So it is us who are doing the nasty during the winter.

Hmm i could swear i read somewhere that holidays like christmas and valentines day also result in a spike in births 9 months on

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Originally posted by tranceinurpants So it is us who are doing the nasty during the winter.

What else is there to do when it is -40 outside?

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Originally posted by Theresa What else is there to do when it is -40 outside?

go to the annual polar bear hunt.

My folks had to do something to stay warm.

/Virgo

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Originally posted by Import Hmm i could swear i read somewhere that holidays like christmas and valentines day also result in a spike in births 9 months on

listen G friend, where are your stats to back up these claims! bc u swearing isnt enuff for me, unless its at Superstar for listening to break music instead of proper 4x4 trance or techno (or, ok, yes, even house).



P.S. So all you G boys are coming down to wemf again this year eh? but superstars not... hmmmm.... interesting.

we'll hafta chill this time since the rest of us now know that all you guys arent just made up and alex was telling the truth that he had these other friends

lol

gonna rock 3 DAY this year with the G Crew!!


(Ok, you can have your thread back Rach! xoxox ... i like bunnies!)

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Originally posted by Jem_hadar P.S. So all you G boys are coming down to wemf again this year eh? but superstars not... hmmmm.... interesting. we'll hafta chill this time since the rest of us now know that all you guys arent just made up and alex was telling the truth that he had these other friends lol gonna rock 3 DAY this year with the G Crew!! (Ok, you can have your thread back Rach! xoxox ... i like bunnies!)

I'll try find some stats later to back me up :P

Just got my ticket during lunch, so yes were gonna have a massive site, id recommend you camp by us :P. I stopped by your site last year for a few hours actually, but you werent around and i didnt have a clue who you were!

And seriously though, still mad hes not coming! I should be swearing at him...

/hijack

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Originally posted by Import I'll try find some stats later to back me up :P Just got my ticket during lunch, so yes were gonna have a massive site, id recommend you camp by us :P. I stopped by your site last year for a few hours actually, but you werent around and i didnt have a clue who you were! And seriously though, still mad hes not coming! I should be swearing at him... /hijack

That was me in the tent (with the feet sticking out) while yall were there at our site talking. I was getting my few hours of sleep i needed for that weekend to give it properly for Mark EG who was on several hours later!

i slept thru yalls visit. O, if only id been awake lol

ill hafta for sure stop by yalls tent, but as always, ill be camping where hte majority of hte TAs are, whatever area that ends up being!

instead, u should camp by us! GOOD TIMES coming


and i have the perfect insult for superstar,but im not allowed to tell u it. he'd kill me. its a brazilian one too

I have a lot of friends born in May, I think more than any other month.

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Originally posted by Jem_hadar That was me in the tent (with the feet sticking out) while yall were there at our site talking. I was getting my few hours of sleep i needed for that weekend to give it properly for Mark EG who was on several hours later! i slept thru yalls visit. O, if only id been awake lol

Thats too awesome

To soon to know where were camping, but id guess same place as last year (where the TA's were supposed to be?!)

We need to stop this

/hijack

my parents never had sex. i was born by immaculate conception!

yeah, there is a lot of birthdays in May and even more in September around here. At least that is what I have noticed.

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Originally posted by Porky my parents never had sex. i was born by immaculate conception!

I was going to say! Miraculous creation through divine intervention.

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