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A question for the guys

1. Can you give yourself a blowjob?
2. Would you if you could?
3. When you inevitably bust your load from the fantastic head you've just given yourself, where are you most likely to deposit it?
4. If you did bust in your mouth would you swallow?
5. Does any of the above make you gay?

Hmmm...interesting questions.

1. no
2. yes
3. face
4. possibly
5. no but you're definitely a fucking weirdo.

edited due to new insight.

inb4psyt

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why do you think guys sign up for yoga?

btw, can someone post that mark summers animated gif?

If I were a guy I'd try to, and if I could, I would.

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Originally posted by igottaknow why do you think guys sign up for yoga?

To pick up hot chicks, duh.

funny i was talkin to jamie about this last night. and no i wouldnt if i could.

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Re: A question for the guys

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Originally posted by bas Does that make you gay?

if you crack one out does that make you gay?
I don't think so, so there'd be no reason not to if you could.

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Originally posted by Orbax Closed http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/i...00de19cca36f62c

Dude, lol

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Originally posted by Frenchie To pick up hot chicks, duh.

wrong answer, try again.

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Originally posted by dj tek funny i was talkin to jamie about this last night. and no i wouldnt if i could.

That is such a crock of shit. You wouldn't get yourself off in a way that feels more like a vagina than masturbation??

I don't understand the taboo here. Do you really think sucking your own dick is crossing the line?

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Originally posted by dj tek funny i was talkin to jamie about this last night. and no i wouldnt if i could.

Why not? Wouldn't it be the same as masturbation? You could probably give yourself awesome head.

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Originally posted by Saka if you crack one out does that make you gay? I don't think so, so there'd be no reason not to if you could.

I'm a little confused. Are you comparing masturbation and busting on your chest/sock/cat to busting a load in your mouth?

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Originally posted by bas Are you comparing masturbation and busting on your chest/sock/cat to busting a load in your mouth?

Cat?

Wow.

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Originally posted by igottaknow wrong answer, try again.

Nuhh uhh, you're wrong. Have you ever been to a yoga class with a bunch of women and a handful of men? Aside from the gay ones a few were there to stretch ( they were sports players by the way, and not batting for the other team) the other few men were there to pick up women. It's a perfect spot.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Cat? Wow.

Yeah I dislike my girlfriends cat. Sometimes I try to shoot it on his head, and sometimes he doesn't move in time

I have a feeling J _ _ _ 4 does it every night he comes home from work and fantasizes about the guy who touches his shoulder.

edit: i anatomized his name

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Originally posted by bas Why not? Wouldn't it be the same as masturbation? You could probably give yourself awesome head.

too much effort

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Originally posted by bas Yeah I dislike my girlfriends cat. Sometimes I try to shoot it on his head, and sometimes he doesn't move in time

ROFL.. . I just got the image of you running around the apt. pumping your cock like a super soaker trying to get it on the cat.

..lol

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Originally posted by dj tek too much effort

Well it seems like too much effort now, but what if you were ALREADY that limber and you've been able to do it. I'm not talking about trying to get it down now.

I bet it would be pretty uncomfortable, having to stay hunched over for 10 minutes at a time.

And oral sex is neat because it's more about making the other person do all the work while you sit there with a cigar in your mouth, cackling maniacally.

If it were all about vaginal simulation, I would image more guys would own devices to do it all for them. But for some reason that is more acceptable for girls? Obviously, we just need more comedians out there talking about fleshlights and more chauvinist organizations approving of their utility and writing poetry.

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Originally posted by bas I'm a little confused. Are you comparing masturbation and busting on your chest/sock/cat to busting a load in your mouth?

Yes I am actually.

the c0r is nastyyyyyy

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On I bet it would be pretty uncomfortable, having to stay hunched over for 10 minutes at a time. And oral sex is neat because it's more about making the other person do all the work while you sit there with a cigar in your mouth, cackling maniacally. If it were all about vaginal simulation, I would image more guys would own devices to do it all for them. But for some reason that is more acceptable for girls? Obviously, we just need more comedians out there talking about fleshlights and more chauvinist organizations approving of their utility and writing poetry.

i agree its all about having your dick in someone else's mouth. sucking one's own dick would take all the fun out of it.

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Originally posted by Saka Yes I am actually.

Ah ok. Then I guess you're right...there's no real difference. So that brings a new question. If you could give yourself a blowjob, would you pop in your mouth or on your face? And if you did pop in your mouth would you swallow? I would have to say no to both. I'd just pop on my face, wait for it to dry and peel it off. Viola! Deep pore cleansing face mask

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