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Posted by SuperJimbo on May-18-2007 22:41:

Life is short...

This following article got me thinking...life IS short....I wonder what Shanny would write if he wrote an article like this....

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...ht&lid=tab2pos2


For example, I could imagine Shanny writing something like this:

Life is short. Admit that there is no such thing as a bad hair day.

Life is short. Create a new language, that only you understand.

Life is short. Order Pizza Pizza to the back door of a club.

Life is short. Embrace the Pistons.

Life is short. Don't hate a country, just because it has no economy.

Life is short. Be more generous than you need to be.

Life is short. Bellybuck RJ. On a speaker. Oiled up. With your shirts off.

Life is short. Offer guided tours, even on weekdays, at the Zone.

Life is short. But I'm not.


Anyway, you get my drift....feel free to add others...


Posted by Porky on May-18-2007 22:56:

Forgive people who have hurt you. Move on.


Posted by CAKE on May-18-2007 23:06:

Re: Life is short...

quote:
Originally posted by SuperJimbo
Life is short. Order Pizza Pizza to the back door of a club.


That was pricless .... Shanny definatly is my hero


Posted by darouge11 on May-18-2007 23:11:

Looks like we have a Shanny Addict


Posted by Yohan on May-19-2007 00:14:

Good friends are rarer than platinum. Treasure them.

If you're wrong, admit that you're wrong. Insisting that you're right when you're wrong is just stupid and only pisses people off.

Hug your friends when you see them like last time you'll ever see them. Life is fickle. It may just be the last time you'll ever see them.

Hug is the ultimate expression that you care for someone, without any romantic inference. It's the perfect way to say hello, I care about you and you mean something to me.

Live life without regrets. You'll have plenty of time for regrets when you're dead.

Wisdom can come from anyone and anywhere, even the smallest and youngest of child.

In the end, only the soul matters. You can lie, cheat and steal, but you still have to answer to your own conscience.

Music is the ultimate expression of the soul.

You know fuck all. Be prepared to learn something everyday in your life.

Courtesy never hurts, even if the other person do not acknowledge it.

Today may suck, but tomorrow might be better. Life without hope is a sad life.

Emotions often cloud logic.

Opinions are like assholes; everyone has one. No matter what other people say about you, most of them do not matter. Pay attention to opinions of people that really matter to you only.

Smile. Happiness starts from an attitude of wanting happiness.

Everyone is a bit more beautiful when they smile.

It does not matter what other people do, as long as it does not hurt anyone else.

Know your subordinates and promote their welfare. If you're a leader, lead. That involves taking care of people under you.

Stand up for what is right, even if it harms you. Evil will only grow when people stop standing up against it.

No matter how busy you are, set aside time to spend time with people you cherish. Nothing is worth more than people you love.

/end drunken rant


Posted by The Highroller on May-19-2007 02:12:

Re: Life is short...

quote:
Originally posted by SuperJimbo


Hahaha. Well done.


Posted by Jem_hadar on May-19-2007 03:49:

Re: Life is short...

quote:
Originally posted by SuperJimbo
Life is short. Create a new language, that only you understand.


I wanna learn to speak Klingon, and Elvish!

and High D'Haran too!


Posted by shanny on May-19-2007 05:28:

Life is short.

Ring that Bell, there's no use having a bell if it's not going to ring!
Why the hell have we got all these bells around here?....I go on again...

Life is short.
Jump in that puddle. Yes I know you're in a suit, jump in it anyways.

Life is short.
Throw an orange at the person waiting for a bus, before they used to throw eggs, but oranages have more nutritional value.

Life is short.
Go to a shopping mall and yell, "can't you people see that we are trying to wash the floors?" as loud as you can.

Life is short.
Take up a hobby, not a popular one, more like one no one knows about, like trading plastic shopping bags. You'll be the coolest kid in town if you have the new one from A&P.

Life is short.
Try washing your mouth out with soap. It really isn't that bad. That way the next time when someone threatens to wash your mouth out with soap you will be like "i am so ok with this" and they will be like "well i never!"

Life is short.
Go to the butcher shop and slap the butcher in the face for all the animals he's killed, they will have your back when you're in heaven.

Life is short.
Go to grocery stores lower all the prices with your own pricing gun, the cashiers will never know what hit them and the penny pinchers will love you forever.

Life is short.
Learn to fold your sheets before you put them in the cubbard. Even if they are fitted ones, just tuck the inside of the elastic in and do a hoop around with the other side to make a knook, then you'll see you can fold them like regular sheets, and conserve more closet space.

Life is short.
Try going through a day without using a,e,i,o or u in your language.
Yes I know it's hard to get through a day without the vowels, but believe me, when you've done it, you will have a whole new appreciation for what the consonants bring to your life.


Posted by lawrenceq on May-19-2007 05:51:

Shnny, y'r _ gd amng nscts


Posted by shanny on May-19-2007 05:53:

quote:
Originally posted by lawrenceq
Shnny, y'r _ gd amng nscts


Thanks?


Posted by lawrenceq on May-19-2007 05:55:

well I tried typing without using vowels, and you made me appreciate consonants. I'll never take them for granted again.


Posted by shanny on May-19-2007 06:02:

Hells Bells Alelujah!

Consonants win!
Consonants win!
Consonants win!


Posted by Engine9 on May-19-2007 07:59:

life is too short
dont stress everyday
leave you worries behind
go out and play

... kai tracid song =P


Posted by Endlesswave on May-19-2007 09:41:

LOL haha.


Rename this thread to "Life is TOO short" (and have a trance track play in the background, I have it in a scott bond set I think from a few years ago but don't have the full version) :P

Edit: YES to the Kai Tracid track, that IS the one I was thinking of.


Posted by SuperJimbo on May-19-2007 17:59:

quote:
Originally posted by shanny
Life is short.

Go to the butcher shop and slap the butcher in the face for all the animals he's killed, they will have your back when you're in heaven.


Why on earth would you advise people to slap a guy with innumerable sharp knives at his disposal, as well as a track record of slicing and dicing creatures that bleed?!?! This does not sound like a good idea at all, and may in fact lead to a short life.

Unless you are fast and nimble. Like Graham.



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