List all the other Reasons Paris Hilton should be in jail.

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Posted by all-nite-freak on May-20-2007 13:26:

List all the other Reasons Paris Hilton should be in jail.

As thread title says...that bitch needs to stay in the can.

1. The hamburger at the Hilton is 17.95$ and tastes like her pussy looks. Sloppy and all over the place.

next...

I'm seriously mad about this fucking burger...

Posted by Jackson on May-20-2007 13:28:

She didnt gargle when she sucked that guy off

Posted by narcism on May-20-2007 13:52:

her sex tape was a waste of my bandwidth

Posted by Taranis on May-20-2007 13:53:

She's utterly worthless as a human being and a waste of the earths resources.

Speaking of bad burgers, went to maccers earlier today and my beef and bacon burger (aside from not actually having any bacon in it :| ) dripped probably a tablespoon full of fat and grease into the box below it. I know maccers food is bad and all, but this brings seedy fast food to a whole new level, I was so disgusted I nearly just put it down and walked out.

Posted by Coup on May-20-2007 13:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Taranis
She's utterly worthless as a human being and a waste of the earths resources.

+1

Posted by all-nite-freak on May-20-2007 13:58:

i really can't wait for the funny people to wake up

Posted by Lilith on May-20-2007 13:59:

Should be in gaol, only because it's probably illegal to shoot her.

Posted by all-nite-freak on May-20-2007 14:08:

I hear Lindsey Lohan had to lick her dogs ass to get the taste of Paris out of her mouth. I also hate her for the Simple Life, because no one fucking deserves to remember who Lionel Richie was.

Posted by Marc Summers on May-20-2007 14:16:

yeah she's a dumb dumb.

Posted by Intellekshual on May-20-2007 14:21:

Because there is nothing more pathetic than having all the money in the world and being completely worthless.

Posted by all-nite-freak on May-20-2007 14:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Enigmatik
Because there is nothing more pathetic than having all the money in the world and being completely worthless.

i beg to differ, if i actually did something to help the world religious people would get jealous and molest MORE kids.
think selma
the world needs anf's to motivate losers who get picked on too much.
I however unlike Paris don't charge 17.95 for a burger or have privates that look like they were attacked by a rabid pitbull.(well at least not anymore)
Call me

Posted by AndreaCKY772 on May-20-2007 14:43:

i bet she doesn't even care that her valtrex prescription bottle was exposed.

i thought people were just assuming that she was herpes infested... i was giving her the benefit of the doubt before i saw the bottle though...

Posted by Mr.Mystery on May-20-2007 14:58:

She recorded an album.

Posted by Intellekshual on May-20-2007 14:59:

quote:
Originally posted by all-nite-freak
i beg to differ, if i actually did something to help the world religious people would get jealous and molest MORE kids.
think selma
the world needs anf's to motivate losers who get picked on too much.
I however unlike Paris don't charge 17.95 for a burger or have privates that look like they were attacked by a rabid pitbull.(well at least not anymore)

You crack me up Jay. <3

She spends her money and time fucking around (and I mean that literally)
And spending enormous amounts of money on insanely expensive shit that she uses once and never see again...instead of spending her $$$ on a good cause (like Angelina Jolie for example).

quote:
Originally posted by all-nite-freak
Call me

I don't have your numbah

Posted by getfoul on May-20-2007 15:08:

For some reason, this thread reminded me of Grind House. Mindless Zombie killing would be fun right about now.

Posted by all-nite-freak on May-20-2007 15:18:

I went to her "Club Paris" in Orlando a few years back and she was actually there to "dj". She started doing the twist and her flappy pussy knocked the record off the deck and clear across the room. *that didn't happen but i tell myself that to forget the act against god she perpetrated withn Serrato and half a bottle of vodka all over her shirt.*

At least when tommy lee does it chicks take off their clothes.

angelina jolie helping kids? the real reason she spends so much money on those african babies is because she is farming them for her weekly lip grafts.
its true.

Posted by Frenchie on May-20-2007 17:06:

she breathes

Posted by mastersj on May-20-2007 17:40:

she's able to have children

Posted by Jackson on May-20-2007 17:44:

quote:
Originally posted by mastersj
she's able to have children

Oh GOD!!!! I never even thought of that

Posted by getfoul on May-20-2007 17:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Jackson
Oh GOD!!!! I never even thought of that
I think she would have had some at 15 if she really was able.

Posted by Ian on May-20-2007 17:59:

otherwise I concur about her being a waste of oxygen and hope she chokes on a cumshot soon. ANF, if you really love the world, get in there...

Posted by idoru on May-20-2007 18:04:

List all the other reasons why anybody should care.

Posted by Mr.Mystery on May-20-2007 18:05:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
List all the other reasons why anybody should care.

She could make an another album.

Posted by idoru on May-20-2007 18:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
She could make an another album.

Nobody listened to the first one, so unless you did you have nothing to fear.

Posted by montana on May-20-2007 18:14:

I'm the richest party dumb girl
Would you like to look at my sex tape?
Natural beauty, photogenic
Always ready to pose for nice shoots
Put my puppy in a Chanel dress
He sleeps in a Louis Vitton bag
Silver spoon, champagne bath
Mom! I want that one, please

Shake your body body
Move your body body
Jump your body body
Paris Hilton!

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