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Here's the scenario: avant-garde geneticists are experimenting on your genes and you can not only become someone else, but you can also become the bastard child of two (or more) completely random people. Who would you like to be?

I'd like to be Bruce Jackson - half Bruce Lee, half Michael Jackson. I'd be white, yellow, black, brown, I'd spin and kick faster than Chun-Li and I'd be able to unleash the madrefunking moonwalk while fighting jet kun do.

I would, however, probably sound like a turkey

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For Goodness' sake, think of the possibilities!!!!

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Originally posted by Lira 17 views and no replies!? For Goodness' sake, think of the possibilities!!!!

Hm...there are indeed many possibilities. If you can use anyone I'd like to see a mixture of Ghandi and Ganges Khan.

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Originally posted by tranceDJ f you can use anyone I'd like to see a mixture of Ghandi and Ganges Khan.

Yes, you can use anyone. And Genghis Gandhi would be awesome

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you might wana reconsider if you get to keep michael jackson's looks.

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Originally posted by Omega_M you might wana reconsider if you get to keep michael jackson's looks.

I'd get his genes only, so the post-surgical disasters are not relevant

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Originally posted by Lira I'd get his genes only, so the post-surgical disasters are not relevant

dude, hes gota nigg*h genes you must do surgery to look white else Bruce Lee's getting a deep tan

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Originally posted by Omega_M dude, hes gota nigg*h genes you must do surgery to look white else Bruce Lee's getting a deep tan

But that's exactly the point - a melanin-rich Bruce Lee would kick ass!

Gilbert Arenas and Baron Davis. Not only would I be the Black President, but I'd also be pretty decent at basketball.

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Originally posted by Omega_M

Sweet jesus it's hidious :O

Re: Genetic experiments: Who would you want to be if you could be the bastard child of...

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Originally posted by Lira bruce jackson

lol, me and my friends were just talking shit today and discussing if Bruce Lee were alive. I said that he'd probably had realized man has reached its physical peak with all the tools these days and no man could possibly be faster or stronger than today. So i said Bruce Lee probably would have turned to genetic modification to make super JKD, TKD and Karate fighters with 3 arms, 3 legs and 2 brains, which would probably have better self defense skills than a normal human along with twice the philosophy.
then we played counterstrike

lol David Duchovny and Brad Pitt.

if I could add a third, i'd be Jim Cantore.

/nerd

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit lol, me and my friends were just talking shit today and discussing if Bruce Lee were alive. I said that he'd probably had realized man has reached its physical peak with all the tools these days and no man could possibly be faster or stronger than today. So i said Bruce Lee probably would have turned to genetic modification to make super JKD, TKD and Karate fighters with 3 arms, 3 legs and 2 brains, which would probably have better self defense skills than a normal human along with twice the philosophy. then we played counterstrike

Then he could reunite with Tupac and take over the world...I smell a conspiracy...

I'd like to own the genes of a kickass physicist like Richard Feynman crossed with some hawt hollywood actor

chuck norris



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jesus

Super hero equations don't work this way.

Sum of two creates a redundancy of super power.

Says who?

says common sense.

No way. It's not true just because you say it is.

well, prove me wrong then.

Why don't you prove yourself right?

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Originally posted by Omega_M Super hero equations don't work this way. Sum of two creates a redundancy of super power.

hero + hero =

cause you challenge my proposition. i demand that you show me the flaw in my logic.

i don't get it.
doesn't a superhero + a superhero = a megahero?

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit i don't get it. doesn't a superhero + a superhero = a megahero?

infinity x infinity = ?

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