I saw the strangest thing today on the highway

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Posted by BTG on Jun-02-2007 08:38:

I saw the strangest thing today on the highway

I was driving to see my gf...and i see cops lights on the other side of the highway.

As i move closer i see the cop pulled over a bike.

Biker dood is standing with his helmet on and his pants around his ankles..in boxers.

I couldn't see the cop cause i didn't have enough time to look, but wtf was going on htere...

i loled

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Jun-02-2007 08:40:

perhaps they were just his swimming trunks and he was coming late from a pool party?

Posted by BTG on Jun-02-2007 08:42:

quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
perhaps they were just his swimming trunks and he was coming late from a pool party?

no. i did see his pants around his ankles.

Posted by aquila on Jun-02-2007 09:11:

Just finished a cavity search?

Although why he'd be riding a bike with anything stored up there is another question...

Posted by Arbiter on Jun-02-2007 09:28:

quote:
Originally posted by aquila
Just finished a cavity search?

... on the side of the highway?

Posted by Zoso on Jun-02-2007 11:54:

Well, this is embarrassing, really, but you see: when that cop pulled me over I was hiding 12 pounds of Saran Wrapped marijuana in my ANUS. He could smell it and naturally was about to do a cavity search when you drove by. Thanks for asking, however! Cheers!

P.S. I'm not suing. It felt kinda good.

Posted by nekholm on Jun-02-2007 11:55:

This one time I saw a truck with the letters BTG on the side of it

Posted by mezzir on Jun-02-2007 12:19:

i used to play halo a lot, so every time i see a covenant transport truck on the highway i lol

Posted by aquila on Jun-02-2007 13:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Arbiter
... on the side of the highway?

True...Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........well I'm outta ideas.

Posted by Ang ' ela_ie on Jun-02-2007 13:29:

Drunk people do strange things, not the least of which include dropping trou on the side of a freeway after being pulled over. Thats all I would crack it up to.

Posted by lacksesepsotygh on Jun-02-2007 13:40:

quote:
Originally posted by nekholm
This one time I saw a truck with the letters BTG on the side of it

a military vehicle in the movie Patton had the letters WTF on it

Posted by Jake Benson on Jun-02-2007 13:57:

I saw an old Russian get hit by a car while I was driving today. The driver kept saying "sorry" and the Russian kept saying "Sorry fuck you!"

Posted by Ygrene on Jun-02-2007 14:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Zoso
Well, this is embarrassing, really, but you see: when that cop pulled me over I was hiding 12 pounds of Saran Wrapped marijuana in my ANUS. He could smell it and naturally was about to do a cavity search when you drove by. Thanks for asking, however! Cheers!

P.S. I'm not suing. It felt kinda good.

I call shenanihax on this story. The human ANUS can only hold 8 pounds of Saran-Wrapped maryjanewanna. Plz do not ask me how I know this.

Posted by Zoso on Jun-02-2007 14:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
I call shenanihax on this story. The human ANUS can only hold 8 pounds of Saran-Wrapped maryjanewanna. Plz do not ask me how I know this.

You, good sir, are assuming THAT MY ANUS IS HUMAN! Huh! Yeah, let THAT work you.

Posted by Ygrene on Jun-02-2007 15:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Zoso
You, good sir, are assuming THAT MY ANUS IS HUMAN! Huh! Yeah, let THAT work you.

I'll get you NEXT TIME Gadgetttttttttttt!!!

Posted by Zoso on Jun-02-2007 15:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
I'll get you NEXT TIME Gadgetttttttttttt!!!

Go, go Gadger Sphincter?

Posted by Ygrene on Jun-02-2007 15:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Zoso
Go, go Gadger Sphincter?

You know how Brain was always on the recieving end of Gadget's stupidity/misuse of gadgets? Well I feel super-bad for him on this one.

Posted by Zoso on Jun-02-2007 16:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
You know how Brain was always on the recieving end of Gadget's stupidity/misuse of gadgets? Well I feel super-bad for him on this one.

Brain FTMFW!!!

Posted by Emil on Jun-02-2007 21:21:

Re: !

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
I saw an old Russian get hit by a car while I was driving today. The driver kept saying "sorry" and the Russian kept saying "Sorry fuck you!"

We used to have a friend of the family do construction work for us. One day he was driving and cut a woman off, she flipped him the finger, he got out of his car, pulled down his pants and started yelling "You want to fuckkkkkk me, come fuck me!"