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If you women really want equal rights....
...then why was I kicked off the stipper pole tonight at Vanguard??
i was clearily the shit. The stripper chick (with bad breath) who was teaching me even told me so. My friends even said I was flawless.
But then the security dude came up and said "Hey man, only chicks can dance on the poles." I was like, "Hey man with the gay earring in the right ear, that's gender inequa;llity." He fed me some excuse, "men wiehg more than chicks so you'll throw the pole off balance."
Really? So because on average men weigh more than the vazheens, that measn my 155lb fat ass is going to throw down an entire pole whereas some 250lb chick with flailing titits flapping all over my succulent face won't?!? Maybe you should bolt down the fucking pole to sustain my wayt, asshole seSCRUTANY guard, instead of feeding me some fake reason on why I can't pole. ddance.
I'm sexy and you know it and I'm fucking drunk.
So women if you want equal rights, stop acting like you're the shit, grow some balls, and start objectifying men. I want to be sexy too, damnit. Stand up and suipport you'r elocal male strippesr. They need to be treated like sluts too.
COR VERSION: I got kicked off a stripper pole, and now I'm drunk, upset and horny and I hope not but maybe this thread will get locked.
Re: If you women really want equal rights....
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| Originally posted by Jake Benson this thread will get locked. |
you should of whipped it out and busted the bouncer with a face pirate
call me
... you should play 3 sets instead of two
are you talking to me padronne?
aww man, too bad u got kicked off da pole.
INB4DLCK.
why are there only female strippers at EDM events? My vageen is just as sexy.
Re: If you women really want equal rights....
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| Originally posted by Jake Benson start objectifying men. I want to be sexy too, damnit. Stand up and suipport you'r elocal male strippesr. They need to be treated like sluts too. |
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| Originally posted by eRRaTiK INB4DLCK. |
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| Originally posted by Jake Benson why are there only female strippers at EDM events? My vageen is just as sexy. |
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| Originally posted by all-nite-freak are you talking to me padronne? |
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| Originally posted by all-nite-freak next time use more tape |
Jake if you add me on face book ill poke the shit outta you
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| Originally posted by Jake Benson are there mods in other times ozones? |
the one good thing about brazil is the speedos
how bout chicks without speedos
all this studying makes me say the stupidest things 
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| Originally posted by all-nite-freak Jake if you add me on face book ill poke the shit outta you |
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| Originally posted by Lira I'm not a COR mod though, so your thread is safe in spite of my presence |
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| Originally posted by Jake Benson please tell me that has no sexual pun to it. what is facebook? didn't u invite me once? hey remember the time you got suspended from TA because u said seomthing to me that i didnt' even find offensive. lol poor guy. i owe you dinner, u like thai? |
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| Originally posted by Jake Benson would u lock this thread if u were a cor mod? i mean it's pretty rediculous, but theres a ben & jerry's thread toO! where do you mod? i'll come to the forum and cheer for u. |
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| Originally posted by all-nite-freak the one good thing about brazil is the speedos |
now that im a bit more sober and thikning more clearly, here's the overall take-home point of my thread (i know im gettin serious now, wah wah wahhhhhh).
The rave/EDM scene in America used to be a lot more tolerant of both sexes, letting everyone let loose. But now it's turning into more of a shallow top40/pop joint where women are the center of attn and the only sex allowed on poles/boxes. That's just really lame. What next, discounts for them too at the door? To the clubs that do that...I mean common, why? They're not senior citizens. They're women. helllloooo they make 75 cents to the man's dollar now. So at least make them pay 75%, jeez. What happened to the days when the women gave my ass a good ol fashion groping?
Jake Benson would like Stereo.Saturdays is suck a cock on the dancefloor night and im not even kidding.
You haven't lived until you witness a guy blowing off another dude while sander k plays pete heller big love. It was like a vacum demonstration from the car wash crew.
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| Originally posted by all-nite-freak Jake Benson would like Stereo.Saturdays is suck a cock on the dancefloor night and im not even kidding. |
It's funny that, when Moby started spinning and producing, EDM in America was something restricted to minorities (gays included).
You guys now need to do something now even more fabulous than EDM, so you can have your fun back 
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| Originally posted by Jake Benson gross. i hate fags. that's disgusting and that's the perfect example of why they ruin the image for any other self-respecting gay person. unless wait, are these HOT cock-suckers? Tell me more. fyi i love ur new avatar |
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| Originally posted by all-nite-freak Allied Nations is one of them.He used to dress up like a pirate. |
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