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Badass things that I have done throughout my life

me@t k@tie sent me this e-mail (because of another discussion her and I were having), and I thought you guys might get as much kick out of reading it as I did (but I got her permission to post it here).

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* I stole pears from a pear tree and ate them * We almost stole a chair * Laughed @ Margaret when she fell down the escalator * Fed dog food to Rachel and told her it was venison * Threw mud in Jonathan and Douglas' faces when they each asked me to date them (I was nine). * Sold clams to Jonathan and Douglas and told them that they would have magical powers if they bought them from me. They got in trouble when they were caught stealing money from their mom's purse. I think she hit them quite a bit for that. * Filled a bucket up with caterpillars (I was very very young) and handed it to my grandmother, telling her that I picked strawberries for her.... * OH! When I was in grade one, I snuck onto someone's property and broke into their trailer and stole an alarm clock. I snuck back and returned it though. * I went on a class trip to a museum and jumped into one of their ancient displays. Then an alarm went off :/ * I put cod liver oil in my uncle's tea when he wasn't looking. * Last year, I snuck into the UofT rez on st.george street and used their showers. * I told someone to watch me dive into the water off the raft, and he started to have some sort of panic attack when I didn't come up from under the water (I stuck my head under the raft for a few minutes as a joke). He thought I hit my head and died. * I caught a frog at school when I was in grade two, and I told the teacher that instead of doing work, I had to take care of the frog. He was pretty pissed off and told me to take it outside, so I stayed outside with the frog for the rest of the day. He never specified that I was supposed to come back. * Drugs * Went clubbing when I was underage * Went to bars when I was underage * My mom used to make a mark on alcohol bottles to make sure that my brother and I weren't drinking when we were young. I would drink some and fill the bottle up to the mark with water when I was finished. * Lied to the receptionist and to TC just to make sure that my track was going to be played at Freedom. * Peed in someone's vegetable garden when I was little * Went to church once just so that I could get krowka from the priest afterwards. * Skipped classes to play tennis and go swimming * I went hunting with someone, and saw the deer, but he didn't. I made as much noise as possible so the deer would run away before the hunter saw it. * My dad had mouse poison in the garage, and a mouse had eaten some, but wasn't dead. I felt bad for it, so I snuck it into the house and took care of it for a couple of days until it had re-gained it's strength.

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Originally posted by Cosmic Fur me@t k@tie sent me this e-mail (because of another discussion her and I were having), and I thought you guys might get as much kick out of reading it as I did (but I got her permission to post it here).

* Filled a bucket up with caterpillars (I was very very young) and handed it to my grandmother, telling her that I picked strawberries for her....



Thats funny....I wonder what happened after?

Katie - the deer, frog and mouse stories make me love you even more

Not sure about the caterpillar one though hahaha

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Originally posted by Provocative_boi * Filled a bucket up with caterpillars (I was very very young) and handed it to my grandmother, telling her that I picked strawberries for her.... Thats funny....I wonder what happened after?

Nanny had a wooden spoon beside her rocking chair that she used to hit me with every time I did something like that (which was often). She even broke a few of them from hitting me so hard. Maybe that is why I have such a high tolerance for pain now.

You call that a list of badass things?? LoL.

I used a cotton shoelace as a slow fuse to a firecracker. An inch gives you over 5 min of getaway time.
I let one in the centre part of big shopping mall. I heard screams right after, and security was there in no time. I left after the cops arrived.


I went to a dollar store at the mall, bought three large bottles of shampoo, and emptied them in the mall's fountain. It was pretty.


I played a "Dracula and his victim" theatrical special FX record from my 12th floor res room (Thompson, Ottawa U). I put my DJ speakers to the window, turned off the lights, and played the screams. 10 min of laughs later, 4 campus security cars pulled in, and had their flashlights up my building, I lost it, then shut everything down, and joined the large crown gathered below, askign what happened, and one said a prof hear a girl being raped. I didn't get cought.

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Originally posted by jennypie You call that a list of badass things?? LoL.

Yeah, the fact that she actually called some of those things "badass" made me chuckle for a long while.

Whatever. I thought they were pretty badass. I just wanted to prove Idma wrong when he said that I am innocent, and the only "badass" things that I have done are things that he taught me to do.

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Originally posted by me@t k@tie I am innocent, and the only "badass" things that I have done are things that he taught me to do.

Which are.....?

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Originally posted by me@t k@tie Whatever. I thought they were pretty badass. I just wanted to prove Idma wrong when he said that I am innocent, and the only "badass" things that I have done are things that he taught me to do.

I got a few lollipops here for ya

I told the girl down the street to call her mother a bitch and she did it. We were 6.

Back when i was in Saudi Arabia like grade 6 or 7 cant rememeber, we used live in a apartment on the 10th floor and the balcony faced a busy road leading to the major highway.

I used to stand in the balcony and throw stuff like spoons,forks, @ the cars passing by .....

I think i literally cracked couple windscreens

^^^

Hahaha, my sister and I used to do the same thing from the balcony of our mom's apartment. I once threw a whole bowl of bread dough down onto the boys that lived on the first floor, lol.

My sister once told me that my 'eyes' smelled bad, and that I should wash them out with soap !!!!!


When I was finished crying, I lit her laundry pile on fire.

We both learned our lessons.

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Originally posted by Provocative_boi Back when i was in Saudi Arabia like grade 6 or 7 cant rememeber, we used live in a apartment on the 10th floor and the balcony faced a busy road leading to the major highway. I used to stand in the balcony and throw stuff like spoons,forks, @ the cars passing by ..... I think i literally cracked couple windscreens

You wrote the script, didn't you...

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Originally posted by Abercrombie You wrote the script, didn't you...

I havent seen the movie

Threw 6-8 cinder blocks + bricks off a 5 story building down to a play ground below filled with children. I was 6... still not quite sure why I did it, but i think it was a long the lines of "cleaning up" the roof.



Threw a corn cob from the tenth floor and nailed a kid riding his bike right on the head. He fell and slammed his head into a car... good thing he was wearing a helmet.



Got into a full speed car chase because some guy got mad at us for mooning him at 2am while blasting Eye of the Tiger.

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Originally posted by Provocative_boi I havent seen the movie

very relevant scene in that move.

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Originally posted by Abercrombie very relevant scene in that move.

Vairy Naice ...........I'll watch it for sure.

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Originally posted by Abercrombie I used a cotton shoelace as a slow fuse to a firecracker. An inch gives you over 5 min of getaway time. I let one in the centre part of big shopping mall. I heard screams right after, and security was there in no time. I left after the cops arrived. I went to a dollar store at the mall, bought three large bottles of shampoo, and emptied them in the mall's fountain. It was pretty. I played a "Dracula and his victim" theatrical special FX record from my 12th floor res room (Thompson, Ottawa U). I put my DJ speakers to the window, turned off the lights, and played the screams. 10 min of laughs later, 4 campus security cars pulled in, and had their flashlights up my building, I lost it, then shut everything down, and joined the large crown gathered below, askign what happened, and one said a prof hear a girl being raped. I didn't get cought.

hahahahahahahaha

holy shit - that's so funny.

I remember we used to throw tampons down the mall's waterfall in dubai. aaaaaaaahhahahaa



oh gawd we did such stupid things.
oh AJ i'm laughing so hard right now.

i've been in trouble with mall security but nothing BADASS like that.
- broken the ceiling tile with a basketball
- destroyed the hyatt regency's washroom by using up
TWO GIANT ROLLS OF TOILET paper as spit balls. [oh man]
- my best friend Romina arranged the teddy bears with letters into the words FUCKU - the look on the retail worker was PRICELESS
- my friend Nadia and I used to eat stuff at the supermarket then throw away the garbage back into the shelves.
- we used to go hyatt regency's rooftop - fill up water ballons and throw them on cars below.

i've only done one badass thing really.

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Originally posted by m2j Threw 6-8 cinder blocks + bricks off a 5 story building down to a play ground below filled with children. I was 6... still not quite sure why I did it, but i think it was a long the lines of "cleaning up" the roof. Threw a corn cob from the tenth floor and nailed a kid riding his bike right on the head. He fell and slammed his head into a car... good thing he was wearing a helmet. Got into a full speed car chase because some guy got mad at us for mooning him at 2am while blasting Eye of the Tiger.

people don't moon other people anymore?
rob [blipvert] does this all the time.

oh shit! how could I forget!

romina and I broke two cinema seats. hahahaha it was a brand new cinema JUST OPENED. we went in there, litter the place with popcorn [of course] then broke the two seats in front of us by putting our legs up and kicking it.

my stomach hurts.

A few more things that I thought of:

When I was in grade six, I tried to pretend that I had a learning disability so that I could have half an hour a day off to play games. That only lasted a bout a week though.

I also got suspended from high school (grade eleven) because I called my teacher a fucking bitch in front of the class (she cried). And the same day, I told my principal to fuck off. Then I slammed the door in his face.

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Originally posted by me@t k@tie I also got suspended from high school (grade eleven) because I called my teacher a fucking bitch in front of the class (she cried). And the same day, I told my principal to fuck off. Then I slammed the door in his face.

LoL rough day at school??

The only thing i ever got suspended for was skipping school too much but i was happy to get to stay home :P

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Originally posted by Djsketchbag LoL rough day at school?? The only thing i ever got suspended for was skipping school too much but i was happy to get to stay home :P

Here's the story (I am too lazy to re-write it, so I copied from my message log on gmail):

12:34 PM me: did i ever tell you that i was suspended from high school?
12:35 PM well i was
12:36 PM and it was reallllllly bad
12:43 PM Dmitri: ooh
for what?
using school supplies to heal an injured cat?
keeping a stray dog in the janitor's closet?
12:44 PM me: OH! i DID get in trouble when i worked at algonquin park and saved a turtle that got hit by a car.
12:46 PM i got suspended from school because I was on medication and it altered my mood alot. i was in class and did all my work before everyone else, so i was reading a book while i was waiting for people to catch up to me. the teacher thought i hadn't started my work, and i told her that i was finished. she didn't believe me and made a huge scene in front of the class and told everyone that i was a bad student who didn't do her work
i flipped out
and said "you know what? you are a fucking bitch"
12:49 PM she told me to get out of the class, and i did. i went home, and came back to my next class. i got pulled out of that class from the principal who sent me to his office. he yelled at me and said a lot of shit that wasn't appropriate. he said that i am not allowed to swear to people who are above me. i replied with, "i didn't swear to someone who is above me. i called her a fucking bitch because she was acting like one. and now, sir, i am going to tell you to fuck off because you have probably never been told that by a student. I think it's about time that you heard it"
Then I slammed the door really hard in his face.

Hahaha I felt really bad about that. I am not the type of person who would normally go up to someone and tell them off.

Everyone used to hate me because I was liked by all of the teachers (except that one, I guess).

When I was in elementary school, I used to tell on myself if I did something bad. The teachers would laugh instead of give me detention. :$

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